Awkard Moments....please share..lol
DaoneandonlyMe
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walking into a room , greeting everyone :flowerforyou: ..then catching my 70yr father-in-law looking at my boobs...
He looks at me.:indifferent: .I look at him..:indifferent: . both look away..:sick: Awkward......
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He looks at me.:indifferent: .I look at him..:indifferent: . both look away..:sick: Awkward......
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Walking out of the shower at the gym and having a guy ask me how long I've shaved down there and how the ladies like it. I was speechless, but of course I answer because I was shocked!0
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Walking out of the shower at the gym and having a guy ask me how long I've shaved down there and how the ladies like it. I was speechless, but of course I answer because I was shocked!
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Having a hot 3 way with my wife and her friend and having to go to the 24 gas station for more condoms at 3 am.......TMI????0
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That awkward moment when you're having a pre work smoke, and go to fart and end up ****ting your pants. And you then have to walk the 1/2 km back to your house to get new clothes....0
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Having a hot 3 way with my wife and her friend and having to go to the 24 gas station for more condoms at 3 am.......TMI????
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That awkward moment when you're having a pre work smoke, and go to fart and end up ****ting your pants. And you then have to walk the 1/2 km back to your house to get new clothes....
hahahaha I can so picture this.... :sick: ......:laugh:0 -
Running across a busy intersection and my pants,that are too big thanks to MFP, fall down showing my rainbow granny panties to the world.:blushing:0
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That awkward moment when you're having a pre work smoke, and go to fart and end up ****ting your pants. And you then have to walk the 1/2 km back to your house to get new clothes....
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :sad: :laugh:0 -
Zombie walks in looking for BRAINS.
Walks right past you...0 -
Walking out of the shower at the gym and having a guy ask me how long I've shaved down there and how the ladies like it. I was speechless, but of course I answer because I was shocked!
OMG I think I just gagged. That is crazy looking at your junk and all.
So how do the ladies like it? Seriously just joking.0 -
Zombie walks in looking for BRAINS.
Walks right past you...
:laugh: thanks for the laugh!0 -
Wearing a loose dress and having the clerk at Safeway ask when I am due.:sad:0
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Having a hot 3 way with my wife and her friend and having to go to the 24 gas station for more condoms at 3 am.......TMI????
you are the man!!!0 -
You shave your feet?Walking out of the shower at the gym and having a guy ask me how long I've shaved down there and how the ladies like it. I was speechless, but of course I answer because I was shocked!
hahahahahaha....:laugh:0 -
Zombie walks in looking for BRAINS.
Walks right past you...
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Wearing a loose dress and having the clerk at Safeway ask when I am due.:sad:
Oh no!!! That happened to me years ago as well...0 -
Running across a busy intersection and my pants,that are too big thanks to MFP, fall down showing my rainbow granny panties to the world.:blushing:
Been there too....:laugh:0 -
when you realize all the wonderful c25k jogging has caused your shirt to ride up over your glaringly white potbelly which is flopping and jiggling in the wind.... no wonder i was feeling so much cooler on my jog!0
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That was you?Running across a busy intersection and my pants,that are too big thanks to MFP, fall down showing my rainbow granny panties to the world.:blushing:0 -
that awkward moment when you think your alone and fart real loud only to have your grandma walk past about 5 secs later. even more awkward because it doesnt get acknowledged...0
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:laugh: At my previous job the air conditioning was shut down in August so I had a fan blowing on me to try and keep cool. I just got back from eating chipotle and was working and I had the urge so I passed gas. About 10 seconds later one of my supervisors comes into my office to drop off paperwork. The fan was aimed straight at the door so the aroma hit my supervisor in the face! The look on his face was priceless and I felt so awkward about the whole situation..0
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Getting out of my vanpool van and my pants fall off on the day I chose to go commando - so mooning inmates and staff
grrrrrrrrrrrrreat way to start the day0 -
Walking out of the shower at the gym and having a guy ask me how long I've shaved down there and how the ladies like it. I was speechless, but of course I answer because I was shocked!
OMG I think I just gagged. That is crazy looking at your junk and all.
So how do the ladies like it? Seriously just joking.
I was a little freaked out when it happened to say the least. He was a younger guy so may locker room etiquette has changed...lol0 -
Wearing a loose dress and having the clerk at Safeway ask when I am due.:sad:
Oh no!!! That happened to me years ago as well...
Just because I have a belly people think I have kids. They ask " So how many kids do you have "
Me " None"
Oohhh.. and then they look at my belly pouch looking confused..rrgg..lol0 -
when you realize all the wonderful c25k jogging has caused your shirt to ride up over your glaringly white potbelly which is flopping and jiggling in the wind.... no wonder i was feeling so much cooler on my jog!
*whew* I am glad I am not the only one!!! Since my last c section, I can't feel most of my belly below my navel so that happens alot :frown:0 -
AWWWW these are so cute!! And so funny :laugh:0
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I used to work with this really hot guy named Rick. The shifts were weird...11pm - 11am. I came into work (after having a crazy dream about him a few hours before) - I passed him in the hallway and I had INTENDED to say "How was your day Rick?" Instead I said, "How's your d*ck Rick?" - I was mortified...but it got worse, for some reason we both looked at the front of his pants (I asked about it, I couldn't help it...it was not intentional) and, well, there was movement. He looked at me and said "Well, he's glad you asked." I ran away....quickly! EMBARRASING!0
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:laugh: At my previous job the air conditioning was shut down in August so I had a fan blowing on me to try and keep cool. I just got back from eating chipotle and was working and I had the urge so I passed gas. About 10 seconds later one of my supervisors comes into my office to drop off paperwork. The fan was aimed straight at the door so the aroma hit my supervisor in the face! The look on his face was priceless and I felt so awkward about the whole situation..
:laugh: lmao. farts are funny. i dont care what anybody else says, they will never stop being funny.
-forever a 5 year old0 -
We were at church when my 5 year old daughter let's out the loudest fart while everyone was praying. Not knowing how to play this off, I pointed at her so they wouldn't think it was me. I don't think they were convinced.0
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That awkward moment when you're having a pre work smoke, and go to fart and end up ****ting your pants. And you then have to walk the 1/2 km back to your house to get new clothes....
Are you feeling well?
Maybe you should quit smoking!
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