Awkard Moments....please share..lol

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  • iluvprettyshoes
    iluvprettyshoes Posts: 605 Member
    Doing plank in fitness class to look up and see guy across from me gazing at my cleavage. Nothing to do but be proud and let him look cause I'm not letting go of my plank!
  • LivingstonIpresume
    LivingstonIpresume Posts: 83
    Four words; "is it in yet?"

    Thats when you flip it back with something like "in yet? Im already done. Your kids walk out or fall out?" Followed by " you should have asked for an extra courtesy stitch or six". Of course this should be done while putting on your pant and prepping to dodge flying objects.



    OMG...I love you! Anyone who can whip out a comment like that on a moment's notice when anyone else would have been speechless is a friend worth having! Are you accepting friend applications? :bigsmile:

    Lol glad you liked it:) I'm always accepting friend requests
  • Brandicaloriecountess
    Brandicaloriecountess Posts: 2,126 Member
    Leaving 7-11, singing along with the music in my head and give a lil shoulder shimmy. Only to notice a man in his car watching.
  • ashlye08
    ashlye08 Posts: 22 Member
    I went to a free concert on post (my husband is Army) and almost everyone there was either family or a soldier. I had a group of 5 guys walk up to me (While I'm wearing my wedding rings) and tell me I have a nice rack.... straight face and everything. I just turned and walked away because I didn't know what to say.
  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
    Walking out of the shower at the gym and having a guy ask me how long I've shaved down there and how the ladies like it. I was speechless, but of course I answer because I was shocked!

    OMG I think I just gagged. That is crazy looking at your junk and all.

    So how do the ladies like it? Seriously just joking.

    Yeah...do they like it? And I am being serious.
  • Brazilll
    Brazilll Posts: 503
    Had a nip slip at a 6yr olds birthday party. Classy, I know.
  • LivingstonIpresume
    LivingstonIpresume Posts: 83
    Had a nip slip at a 6yr olds birthday party. Classy, I know.

    And when that boy is 12 he will recount it too his friends as the "Best. Birthday. Ever"
  • Brazilll
    Brazilll Posts: 503
    Had a nip slip at a 6yr olds birthday party. Classy, I know.

    And when that boy is 12 he will recount it too his friends as the "Best. Birthday. Ever"

    Lol :) same six year old boy kept trying to poke my lady bits with a balloon sword. His dad watching, and encouraging the behavior.
  • Perfectdiamonds1
    Perfectdiamonds1 Posts: 347 Member
    Having a hot 3 way with my wife and her friend and having to go to the 24 gas station for more condoms at 3 am.......TMI????

    :noway: .....:laugh:

    Yeah, just a tad bit TMI.:laugh: :laugh: :blushing:
  • KettleBellHoe
    KettleBellHoe Posts: 161
    a long time ago I was with my bestfriend and she was making me laugh so uncontrollably and I peed myself a little, I mean I thought it was funny more then embarassing so when I got in the door I announced loudly to my mother that I peed myself and the n I look into the living room and see a group of older men watching me wide eyed >.<
  • Perfectdiamonds1
    Perfectdiamonds1 Posts: 347 Member
    I used to work with this really hot guy named Rick. The shifts were weird...11pm - 11am. I came into work (after having a crazy dream about him a few hours before) - I passed him in the hallway and I had INTENDED to say "How was your day Rick?" Instead I said, "How's your d*ck Rick?" - I was mortified...but it got worse, for some reason we both looked at the front of his pants (I asked about it, I couldn't help it...it was not intentional) and, well, there was movement. He looked at me and said "Well, he's glad you asked." I ran away....quickly! EMBARRASING!

    :laugh: :laugh: :sad: :laugh: :laugh:

    OMG, I can't stop laughing! Thanks!

    that is too funny. still laughing:laugh: :laugh:
  • MrsORourke
    MrsORourke Posts: 315 Member
    I used to work with this really hot guy named Rick. The shifts were weird...11pm - 11am. I came into work (after having a crazy dream about him a few hours before) - I passed him in the hallway and I had INTENDED to say "How was your day Rick?" Instead I said, "How's your d*ck Rick?" - I was mortified...but it got worse, for some reason we both looked at the front of his pants (I asked about it, I couldn't help it...it was not intentional) and, well, there was movement. He looked at me and said "Well, he's glad you asked." I ran away....quickly! EMBARRASING!

    hahahahaha i laughed so hard i had tears forming xD

    .... you should be dating .... it would be a great story to tell your kids one day :smile:

    He was married and had like 5 kids at the time. :happy: If I were his wife, I'd have that many babies for him to...just to get summa dat!
  • MrsORourke
    MrsORourke Posts: 315 Member
    Four words; "is it in yet?"

    Thats when you flip it back with something like "in yet? Im already done. Your kids walk out or fall out?" Followed by " you should have asked for an extra courtesy stitch or six". Of course this should be done while putting on your pant and prepping to dodge flying objects.


    Talk about a well thought out plan. Experience??

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