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  • crisanderson27
    crisanderson27 Posts: 5,343 Member
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    What about exercise calories?? What do I do????

    Depends on the method you're using to determine your caloric intake target.

    IF you use MFP...eat them back.

    IF you use another method...you may not need to.

    ^ This is a more concise way to say exactly what I just posted on her wall. LOL.

    Its ok man, I've come to the conclusion we are twins separated at birth. Except...you got all tall, light skinned...and buff, and I ended up all short, dark skinned, and...uhh, semi buff.
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
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    I like it, but what about the corn..... corn in a field...? :)

    I still haven't been told if infact I would go blind touching myself too often. So you sir need to get in line

    If you can see to type...YOU are NOT touching yourself enough.

    People see to type?

    You can see whats written on your computer screen? Oh god i AM going blind :'(

    Like the sense of humor!!
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
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    What about exercise calories?? What do I do????

    Depends on the method you're using to determine your caloric intake target.

    IF you use MFP...eat them back.

    IF you use another method...you may not need to.

    ^ This is a more concise way to say exactly what I just posted on her wall. LOL.

    Its ok man, I've come to the conclusion we are twins separated at birth. Except...you got all tall, light skinned...and buff, and I ended up all short, dark skinned, and...uhh, semi buff lol.

    Brotha from anotha motha? :o
  • Sidesteal
    Sidesteal Posts: 5,510 Member
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    What about exercise calories?? What do I do????

    Depends on the method you're using to determine your caloric intake target.

    IF you use MFP...eat them back.

    IF you use another method...you may not need to.

    ^ This is a more concise way to say exactly what I just posted on her wall. LOL.

    Its ok man, I've come to the conclusion we are twins separated at birth. Except...you got all tall, light skinned...and buff, and I ended up all short, dark skinned, and...uhh, semi buff.

    =)

    I'm still buffing.

    ... and THAT could be taken out of context in a hurry....

    lol
  • Just_Dot
    Just_Dot Posts: 2,289 Member
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    I was being a smartass...it's a horrible habit, I know.:tongue:
  • Sidesteal
    Sidesteal Posts: 5,510 Member
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    I was being a smartass...it's a horrible habit, I know.:tongue:

    Keep it going. I approve of your smart-assery.
  • crisanderson27
    crisanderson27 Posts: 5,343 Member
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    I like it, but what about the corn..... corn in a field...? :)

    I still haven't been told if infact I would go blind touching myself too often. So you sir need to get in line

    If you can see to type...YOU are NOT touching yourself enough.

    People see to type?

    You can see whats written on your computer screen? Oh god i AM going blind :'(

    Like the sense of humor!!

    Taunto's good people, for sure.
  • helganog
    helganog Posts: 15 Member
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    OK....OK. I think I got this now.
    If I eat less
    And exercise more
    I lose weight?

    AWESOME.

    Now what are these calories everyone keeps talking about?
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
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    OK....OK. I think I got this now.
    If I eat less
    And exercise more
    I lose weight?

    AWESOME.

    Now what are these calories everyone keeps talking about?

    Calories.jpg
  • Sidesteal
    Sidesteal Posts: 5,510 Member
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    OK....OK. I think I got this now.
    If I eat less
    And exercise more
    I lose weight?

    AWESOME.

    Now what are these calories everyone keeps talking about?

    Calories.jpg

    ^ No relation to underpants gnomes.
  • loneworg
    loneworg Posts: 342 Member
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    Love this but just can wrap my head around most of it. If this were truly the case 90% of us wouldn't have gotten fat to begin with, how do you think we got here? Eating too much starchy white junk probably. I wish is were all true though, id have a much better time getting these last 5 lbs to budge!

    Eating too many calories, period.
    There you go with that crazy logic!

    Doh! I'm sorry I will answer again:

    People get fat because of hand sanitizer.

    If you think about it, in the past 10 to 15 years or so, the popularity of hand sanitizer has grown at an alarming rate. What do you see when you go shop at Target? A big jug of hand sanitizer. What about at the bank? Hand sanitizer.

    There are epidemiological studies that conclusively show that the rise in obesity occurs at exactly the same time as hand sanitizer becomes popular. Why can't we just go back to the dirty, germ infested grubby handshake days where we would all get sick but we weren't as fat.

    I'll be releasing this info in my new documentary:

    Fat, Nearly Dead, Not Sick, and My Hands are SO Clean.
    Finally a reson to get rid of that stuff!
  • helganog
    helganog Posts: 15 Member
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    Calories.jpg
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    I knew there was a reason I kept finding pins in my clothes. Thanks!
  • Caleysia
    Caleysia Posts: 23
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    Best thing I read today
  • dusty8907
    dusty8907 Posts: 350 Member
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    Doesn't really matter how many people say this, there are always the people that think eating at 1k calories = weight loss when their tdee is 2400
  • Martucha123
    Martucha123 Posts: 1,093 Member
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    :flowerforyou: for you can eat food IN bed :laugh:
  • SukiRob
    SukiRob Posts: 18 Member
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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Fat, Nearly Dead, Not Sick, and My Hands are SO Clean.
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  • Always824
    Always824 Posts: 111 Member
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    Thanks for the post :)
  • janemem
    janemem Posts: 575 Member
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    Who knew?! ;-)
  • sazzyp1973
    sazzyp1973 Posts: 517 Member
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    nice post, thanks
  • yo_sushi
    yo_sushi Posts: 77
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    the cabbage donkey stew diet.

    Tell me more about this delicious miracle cure!

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