Relationship question

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  • sarahmoo12
    sarahmoo12 Posts: 756 Member
    get a test when baba come and sort your head out, seriosuly at your age why the hell do you have wife and a girlfriend and why the hell is your wife ok with that you must both be lacking in something you should be happy with your wife thats why you get married 2 be with that ONE PERSON for the rest of your life together as one O_o
  • Pookylou
    Pookylou Posts: 988 Member
    I think it is a conspiracy that your wife and gf set up. Your wife went to a sperm bank and got a donation for the gf. She did this so she could keep the gf cause they have a side thing going.

    This. Totes. The other man is your wife........
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
    you need a cattle prod.
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    What the what?! :noway: I'm in awe a bit here... :huh:

    Why is there a wife, a new girl, and another man??? Sounds like the could be yours baby is the LEAST of the problems listed???

    gotta love it when a person puts a monkey wrench in their own spiderweb of lies!!! priceless!!

    "I'm a filthy cheater, and got busted!! what do I do, Im innocent here!! What do you mean I shouldn't cheat on wifey???""" HAAHAHAHAHAHAH:laugh:

    man... I hope it turns out to be yours....
  • MrsWilsoncroft
    MrsWilsoncroft Posts: 968 Member
    Sounds like Jeremy Kyle!
  • Bobby_Clerici
    Bobby_Clerici Posts: 1,828 Member
    Ok, here's the deal. I have been seeing this girl for like 18 months now. She is sweet, sexy, funny, sarcastic, outgoing, outdoorsy....everything I like. She is quite a bit younger than me, has a good job and her own house. She tells me that she has not seen anyone other than me since we have been together, and up until recently, I believed her. Well here's the thing...she hit me this weekend with the news that she is pregnant. She swears its mine, but guess what.....I am cut, and have been checked and rechecked and there is no way its mine. She is adamant that it is and that she has not been with anyone else but me. Now she is pushing me to leave my wife and wants to get married.

    My wife says that she is just a slut and has been cheating on me and that I really need to get a handle on her and get this stuff straightened out before things turn ugly. I really don't want to lose her, cause she is really an awesome girl and great in bed. She also makes a superb turkey and swiss sammich, toasted...with mustard. I don't want to lose her...but am concerned that she is cheating on me. My wife does not want to lose her either cause she helps out with the bills and keeps me out of my wife's hair on bunco night and for her girls' nights out.

    I really don't know what to do.....or how to make her come clean about the real baby daddy. Help!
    Your wife says?
    Are you still married? Anyway, you've been had - simple.
    Break up today, move on and don't even return her phone calls unless you want responsibility for some other dude's kid for the next 18 years.
    Smarten up!
  • k2charmed4u
    k2charmed4u Posts: 282
    Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrm! What with the what now? :huh:

    So you're married but you have a bit on the side which your wife is ok with but the bit on the side is preggers and you've been snipped so it can't be yours? :noway:

    Personally there are way more problems here than that she's pregnant by someone else dude. :smokin:
  • FitnFabMichelle
    FitnFabMichelle Posts: 161 Member
    WTF?! A wife and a girlfriend!?! That's effed up!!!!
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    I think it is a conspiracy that your wife and gf set up. Your wife went to a sperm bank and got a donation for the gf. She did this so she could keep the gf cause they have a side thing going.

    :laugh:
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
    you called?

    oh...right....well if she makes a good sammich, she might be a hard one to shake....and bunco nights are important, so I say get on the show, see if you become the next net sensation, and make us proud CB \m/
  • Z_I_L_L_A
    Z_I_L_L_A Posts: 2,399 Member
    CB, Jerry Springer can help find out who this other guy is she has been with. When he gets on stage punch his lights out then hers. Long live CB.:laugh:
  • CherokeeBabe
    CherokeeBabe Posts: 1,704 Member
    Girlfriend: I do what I want, you dawgs just jealous!

    Wife: Girl you jus' a daaaaamn Hoe!

    Man: Side-Bit*h be twippin, yo!


    South Park: Cartman on Maury: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZLVi4v7lSM

    cartman-1.jpg
  • geminitwin1979
    geminitwin1979 Posts: 62
    You need your dingle dangles chopped off mate !!
  • 2hmom
    2hmom Posts: 241 Member
    Your WIFE says she's a slut?

    Dude?!?!
  • scs143
    scs143 Posts: 2,190 Member
    I really don't want to lose her, cause she is really an awesome girl and great in bed. She also makes a superb turkey and swiss sammich, toasted...with mustard. I don't want to lose her...but am concerned that she is cheating on me.

    You've got to focus on her sammich making ability - if it worth losing this over a baby??


    This ^^^
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,985 Member
    I say it's time for a 3 some.

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  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,716 Member
    Tell Ruby to stop taking her love to town.
  • secretlobster
    secretlobster Posts: 3,566 Member
    She is adamant that it is and that she has not been with anyone else but me. Now she is pushing me to leave my wife and wants to get married.

    Thanks for the laughs, ab work: COMPLETE
  • CherokeeBabe
    CherokeeBabe Posts: 1,704 Member
    Are people actually taking this seriously? LOL
  • HauteP1nk
    HauteP1nk Posts: 2,139 Member
    I'd go on Jerry over Maury...at least it has a stripper pole. ...lol
  • HotCuppaJo
    HotCuppaJo Posts: 476 Member
    Tell Ruby to stop taking her love to town.

    Lol :laugh: :laugh:
  • MustBeTheRows
    MustBeTheRows Posts: 377 Member
    Are people actually taking this seriously? LOL

    Yes, and it's hilarious.
  • natalie412
    natalie412 Posts: 1,039 Member
    Hahahahahaha. Thanks for the laugh!!!!!
  • xuashe
    xuashe Posts: 46
    Sounds like they are in an open-relationship.
    Fairly common, now-adays.
  • 76tech
    76tech Posts: 1,455 Member
    CountryBoy, you've got yourself a situation. But *everyone* seems to be missing the big picture.

    What *type* of mustard does the new girl use on your sammiches? There's a whole continuum of commitment from the yellow mustard, to Gulden's, all the way to the really expensive stone ground gourmet stuff.
  • UnderConstructionLuis
    UnderConstructionLuis Posts: 331
    Thanks for the laughs, ab work: COMPLETE
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    ^^^This
  • sarahkatara
    sarahkatara Posts: 826 Member
    Do you have an open relationship with your wife??
  • mikeyboy
    mikeyboy Posts: 1,057 Member
    Act like the child is yours, invite her over, get a 3-way going. Afterwards, have your wife tell her your snipped, pop some corn, sit back and enjoy the show. :drinker:
  • Broderick50
    Broderick50 Posts: 842 Member
    To all the people telling him he has issues stop hating. To you my friend time for a new hoe it may be the best you've had but there is always some better that you haven't tried yet. You got your pimp thing going here so step your game up get rid of the side hoe and get another one no problem i see.
  • BigDaddyRonnie
    BigDaddyRonnie Posts: 506 Member
    Holy freakin' chic on the side batman!

    (if this is true, I will get another headache from shaking my head)

    Dude if you're snipped, you're snipped. Stand your ground. Don't cater to her, even if your wife knows.
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