Relationship question

1356713

Replies

  • annttvldz
    annttvldz Posts: 21
    I'm sorry I didn't realize that type of relationship was acceptable. Please accept my apology.
  • CherokeeBabe
    CherokeeBabe Posts: 1,704 Member
    CountryBoy, you've got yourself a situation. But *everyone* seems to be missing the big picture.

    What *type* of mustard does the new girl use on your sammiches? There's a whole continuum of commitment from the yellow mustard, to Gulden's, all the way to the really expensive stone ground gourmet stuff.

    ^ I approve of this question. Pertinent info right here.
  • SueGeer
    SueGeer Posts: 1,169 Member
    "...but am concerned that she is cheating on me"

    pot, kettle, black.....
  • gec1266
    gec1266 Posts: 201 Member
    WTH? There's a time and place for these questions/topics and it ISN'T a fitness site!.......and,Shoulda stayed at home with the wife and not cheated!
  • Jules2Be
    Jules2Be Posts: 2,238 Member
    I told you not to air our dirty laundry here.:angry:
    no more sammiches for you.
    or Bacon.
    EVER.
  • Fit4Evolution
    Fit4Evolution Posts: 375 Member
    i doubt the GF is pregnant.. she would need to pee on the stick in front of me..
  • mcrowe1016
    mcrowe1016 Posts: 647 Member
    Don't hate the player - Hate the Game
  • SVCat
    SVCat Posts: 1,483 Member
    Wow...SMH, just SMH. It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.

    And I thought my life was a novela.
  • bulbadoof
    bulbadoof Posts: 1,058 Member
    Honestly, the first thing that came to mind was "is she really pregnant?"

    That probably sounds terrible, but with the "leave your wife and let's get married" angle she's pitching, it feels like she's trying to play a trump card here more than anything.
  • Syderelli
    Syderelli Posts: 439 Member
    wow. Just... wow. :laugh:
  • sewerchick93
    sewerchick93 Posts: 1,438 Member
    Maybe the baby is your wife's? after all, a person has sex with everyone their partner has had sex with.
  • CherokeeBabe
    CherokeeBabe Posts: 1,704 Member
    Are people actually taking this seriously? LOL

    Yes, and it's hilarious.

    OH, for the freakin' love of... XD

    Jokes, people! Humor. Just relax. This is just part of the 'serious relationship issues/questions' trend that's been happening the last few days :wink:

    Countryboy be trollin'. :laugh:
  • Perfectdiamonds1
    Perfectdiamonds1 Posts: 347 Member
    YOUR WIFE??????????????? WTH:noway: This is too much!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And your wife is not upset? She knows about her? Mercy, Mercy, Mercy what advice do you want? You and your family need help. I just dont know what to say this is too crazy.
  • futuremalestripper
    futuremalestripper Posts: 467 Member
    CountryBoy, you've got yourself a situation. But *everyone* seems to be missing the big picture.

    What *type* of mustard does the new girl use on your sammiches? There's a whole continuum of commitment from the yellow mustard, to Gulden's, all the way to the really expensive stone ground gourmet stuff.

    ^ I approve of this question. Pertinent info right here.

    Why is it that Honey Mustard is always neglected? It has more uses than just dipping sauce for nuggets.
  • FitnFabMichelle
    FitnFabMichelle Posts: 161 Member
    Tell Ruby to stop taking her love to town.

    LOL - love it!! :)
  • juleszephyr
    juleszephyr Posts: 442 Member
    I'm sorry but what do you expect. You are married so honestly what were you doing?
    Get a paternity test and a personality transplant with fidelity included and be grateful your wife doesn't throw you out on your ear and you end up with no one!!
  • mbz0616
    mbz0616 Posts: 77 Member
    I agree. Get your priorities straight!
  • new2locs
    new2locs Posts: 271 Member
    This has to be a joke, right? LOL
  • kuhayetee
    kuhayetee Posts: 41
    ummm, what?!?! :noway:
  • fudgecube
    fudgecube Posts: 37 Member
    Wow..................just wow.
  • Is this girlfriend also your sister?
  • Amcolecchi
    Amcolecchi Posts: 260 Member
    This is seriously not really happening...You're married, cheating on your wife with another woman and your wife has the nerve to call her a slut? Hmm....ya this is messed up!
  • LindaCWy
    LindaCWy Posts: 463 Member
    You people do exist?

    The aliens are coming aren't they? *checks air for flying pigs*
  • DaBossLady24
    DaBossLady24 Posts: 556 Member
    What the what?! :noway: I'm in awe a bit here... :huh:

    Why is there a wife, a new girl, and another man??? Sounds like the could be yours baby is the LEAST of the problems listed???

    Exactly what I was thinking... unless this is a joke lol

    If it's real, then go get a paternity test or tell her that you've been cut so that she eventually comes clean. Clearly, if you've been checked multiple times, it's pretty much understood that you're shooting blanks at this point. :huh:
  • joejccva71
    joejccva71 Posts: 2,985 Member
    careometer.jpg
  • tmauck4472
    tmauck4472 Posts: 1,785 Member
    While I'm in the belief that this is a made up story to get some kind of perverted attention, I'll go ahead and play the game.

    You and your wife have an open relationship and you both have "friends" on the side and life was good in your corner of the world until this girl came up pregnant. DNA before you go any further in the relationship, tell her your fixed and that it's not that you don't want to believe her it's just that it probable that you in fact aren't the father. But I know someone who was fixed and his wife came up pregnant and guess what? the baby was his so don't discount that.
  • Rocking_Robin
    Rocking_Robin Posts: 238 Member
    Regardless who the Father is ....SHAME ON YOU!
    Punch her in the stomach during her third trimester.
  • Vince_1964
    Vince_1964 Posts: 359 Member
    Please look in the mirror and look for dark brown ring around your neck ... if you can't see it, it's probably because your head is still up your @$$ ...

    Are you serious?!?
  • missfelicia6
    missfelicia6 Posts: 174 Member
    Dude, you have a wife AND a girlfriend?? Whoa, you have more problems than a possible pregnancy!
    Good luck
  • MissFit0101
    MissFit0101 Posts: 2,382
    I needed a good laugh this morning :flowerforyou:
This discussion has been closed.