You know you drank too much when....

dumb_blondes_rock
dumb_blondes_rock Posts: 1,568 Member
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...you fell and don't remember it, but DEF have a bruise of proof.

Anyone else willing to share?
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  • Kitten2629
    Kitten2629 Posts: 1,358 Member
    lol I bruise like that sober or tipsy.

    :( I've been nursing my hangover headache all day :(
  • dumb_blondes_rock
    dumb_blondes_rock Posts: 1,568 Member
    lol I bruise like that sober or tipsy.

    :( I've been nursing my hangover headache all day :(

    Ugh me too....and we went to a local place in the small town i live, and got harrassed by this dude saying my friend ruined his life for calling him boner boy in jr high, which was 12 years ago......that was at about drink 4.....after that i have miniscule recollection of much else
  • Smuterella
    Smuterella Posts: 1,623 Member
    I drank too much on Tuesday, stumbled and really bruised my foot. Can barely walk. Sigh.
  • cutiepieinchi
    cutiepieinchi Posts: 158
    The other weekend I woke up with a peppermint stick stuck to my cheek and confetti in my hair..Im guessing I had a great time! lol
  • LivetoRun07
    LivetoRun07 Posts: 183 Member
    All of your friends have at least one picture of them holding up peace signs next to you puking.

    You have to use Google to find out the best way to get permanent marker off your face.


    And best of all....

    When you're still drunk the next morning going to your statistics class.
  • littlemoonsandy
    littlemoonsandy Posts: 1,930
    I know I've drank too much when I wake up in the morning with drunk bumps, dieing of thirst and I'm wearing one shoe:drinker:
  • ExplorinLauren
    ExplorinLauren Posts: 991 Member
    The other weekend I woke up with a peppermint stick stuck to my cheek and confetti in my hair..Im guessing I had a great time! lol

    :laugh: :drinker: :laugh:
  • dumb_blondes_rock
    dumb_blondes_rock Posts: 1,568 Member
    The other weekend I woke up with a peppermint stick stuck to my cheek and confetti in my hair..Im guessing I had a great time! lol

    I def need to party with you!
  • Doing_The_Unstruck
    Doing_The_Unstruck Posts: 241 Member
    When you wake up at home, covered in mud, and don't know where your car is.
  • CiarraCA
    CiarraCA Posts: 56
    .....you can't even remember how much you drank :) lol
  • dumb_blondes_rock
    dumb_blondes_rock Posts: 1,568 Member
    All of your friends have at least one picture of them holding up peace signs next to you puking.

    You have to use Google to find out the best way to get permanent marker off your face.


    And best of all....

    When you're still drunk the next morning going to your statistics class.

    I went to beauty school drunk from the night before once....and it was the best time i ever had during theory
  • dumb_blondes_rock
    dumb_blondes_rock Posts: 1,568 Member
    Ive had pics that i don't remember taking, with a dude i told everyone was the man of my dreams and for the life of me couldn't remember his name
  • Sox90716
    Sox90716 Posts: 976 Member
    You wake up underneath a Baby Grand piano next to a crazy dispatcher in her sister's living room or you ride a plastic toboggan down some stairs at a friend's Christmas party, fracturing your leg, yet still walk on it until the next morning.
  • XXXMinnieXXX
    XXXMinnieXXX Posts: 3,459 Member
    When your partner tells you, you had the most amazIng intimate relations ever and you blew his mind but you don't remember a thing! Gutting! Lol x
  • meshashesha2012
    meshashesha2012 Posts: 8,329 Member
    the alcohol stops tasting like alcohol and starts tasting like water
  • AllTehBeers
    AllTehBeers Posts: 5,030 Member
    The side of your car is covered in puke, your clothes got soaked and are in the dryer, your phone is in the pocket of said clothes and you don't know how any of that happened.
  • cmeade20
    cmeade20 Posts: 1,238 Member
    You wake up,put your feet on the floor, have screamin pain shoot through your foot and realize at some point the night before you broke your toe and don't know how.
  • dumb_blondes_rock
    dumb_blondes_rock Posts: 1,568 Member
    i woke up with wet hair in a clip, and in my friends brothers clothes....found out i puked all over the place,my friend came to the bathroom to check on my and found me sitting in the shower with all my clothes on and had to help me get changed
  • RamTX22
    RamTX22 Posts: 165 Member
    When you wake up and youre in a different town, and dont know how you got there :/
  • torygirl79
    torygirl79 Posts: 307 Member
    You come home wearing a random piece of clothing that does not belong to you, with little idea why. Normally hats, sunglasses or ties but can even be coats...
  • Expialidojess
    Expialidojess Posts: 441 Member
    You get hammered tailgating during your college football team's biggest game of the year, puke right next to the ticket taker, somehow make it through the gates of the football stadium, accidentally sit in the rival team's section, proceed to talk smack at the top of your lungs, and piss a helluva lot of people off. Oops.
  • cmeade20
    cmeade20 Posts: 1,238 Member
    You wake up in bed next to a pile of your own vomit and your boyfriend is on the floor.

    You wake up in your brothers bathtub

    You wanna go get breakfast but you can't find your pants anywhere


    Thank Christ I cut back on drinking.
  • PShep17
    PShep17 Posts: 221 Member
    When you wake up in a bed full of tomato sauce sachets.

    When you come home without specs or shoes.

    When you get lost in a city you've lived in for 4 years.

    When you end up in A&E

    When the police stop after seeing you on your *kitten* in the street and mistake your friends trying to help you for men trying to do scary things to you.

    ...to name a few!
  • matchbox_girl
    matchbox_girl Posts: 535 Member
    You find yourself under the neighbor's truck in the middle of dead winter because you couldn't remember how to get to your bedroom, all the while your friends are drunkenly walking around the neighborhood calling your name.


    Or.....

    You get so mad at your crush because he's once again being a **** that you spin around on the tile floor to sock him in the jaw but slip on the beer soaked tile and fall on your *kitten* instead.

    Or.....

    You get the cops called on you and get a free ride to the ER all the while blabbering and sobbing like an idiot crying, "I'm so SORRY you have to deal with me! I KNOW I'm hard to handle and a pain in the *kitten*." As the cop says kindly, "It's okay, honey. It's just our job."

    Yup, good times.
  • kymillion
    kymillion Posts: 791 Member
    MotivationalPoster2.jpg


    This about sums it up.


    True story.
  • Laces_0ut
    Laces_0ut Posts: 3,750 Member
    passed out in the bathroom of a Guns and Roses concert and dont remember having to be taken back to the car in a wheel chair.
  • neverstray
    neverstray Posts: 3,845 Member
    When, you started with a small wad of $100 bills. When you wake up, they're gone. You are laying naked by a pool. You find something to cover up in, make your way home, and when you get home, everyone is afraid of you and asks if everything is OK, while they sort of keep their distance. You stand there like, WTH happened. And, they laugh. And, no, my butt wasn't sore. :)

    After that night, I got nicknamed Jackhammer. LOL. Let the imagination fly.
  • Noki1024
    Noki1024 Posts: 302
    When you end up naked in someone else's pool ~ awesome night though!
  • kimbly71
    kimbly71 Posts: 188
    When you wake up with 25 stitches and blodd all over your clothes and your already-very-awake brother in law wakes you with "Daaaaaaaamn, that must have been one helluva party"!
  • Waterbottlefiller
    Waterbottlefiller Posts: 21
    The toilet and you are having a conversation.

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