You know you drank too much when....

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  • Il_DaniD_lI
    Il_DaniD_lI Posts: 1,593 Member
    You wake up in your closet with no pants on and finally figure out you got in there because you were using the cat little box.
  • noirnatural
    noirnatural Posts: 310 Member
    I know I've drank too much when I wake up in the morning with drunk bumps, dieing of thirst and I'm wearing one shoe:drinker:

    what is a drunk bumps????
  • chocolateandvodka
    chocolateandvodka Posts: 1,850 Member
    Friday night i remember going out, shooting pool, having a good time.

    then I woke up in my truck in a random parking lot and according to my phone's photo album, i decided to sleep with an ex and take pictures while doing it.

    Clearly, i did not drink responsibly....
  • lee3978
    lee3978 Posts: 274
    When you have to apologize to the maid leaving in the am and she gives you a dirty look.
  • FlyEaglesGuy
    FlyEaglesGuy Posts: 436 Member
    When the beer goggles come on and you know she is not that attractive to you but you just don't give a fark !!! lol
  • nas24
    nas24 Posts: 880 Member
    When your family sends the police over to check on you because you didn't answer any of your phone calls or the door because you literally couldn't move.... Sprained ankle from falling down the stairs, plus worst hang over ever... ugh... not cool
  • foodfight247
    foodfight247 Posts: 767 Member
    When you are told that you sat in the middle of the road talking to a hedgehog, crossing the same road. yeah...sigh....tad embarrassing. lol!

    Or when you have a 2 mile hike home and desperately need the loo, so go behind the hedge right near your work en route.....where there's security cameras....sooo, not a good idea. lol!
  • BondBomb
    BondBomb Posts: 1,781 Member
    When you are realize there is no way in hell you can drive. So you hail a cab. But instead of hailing a cab you hail a cop.
    And then convince them to take you through the White Castle drive through for chicken rings and a coke.
    True story bros.
  • falcon367
    falcon367 Posts: 116
    You wake up in your closet with no pants on and finally figure out you got in there because you were using the cat little box.
    LMFAO!!
  • nas24
    nas24 Posts: 880 Member
    When you wake up next to someone you don't know and all you do is check to see if your clothes are still on..... "Ok, i'm good. ":wink:
  • MustangSally74
    MustangSally74 Posts: 59 Member
    When you are realize there is no way in hell you can drive. So you hail a cab. But instead of hailing a cab you hail a cop.
    And then convince them to take you through the White Castle drive through for chicken rings and a coke.
    True story bros.

    Good God that sounds something blonde I would do! LOL!
  • zCarsAndCaloriesz
    zCarsAndCaloriesz Posts: 348
    That happened to me the first time I met my boyfriends best friend. I went to the bathroom and passed out before I could get to the door to leave, I woke up with a HUGE yellow bruise on the side of my face for like two weeks. lol
  • briebear77
    briebear77 Posts: 253 Member
    I could write a novel on this topic.:smile:
  • sinclare
    sinclare Posts: 369 Member
    You don't want to disturb your boyfriend, so you go to sleep (naked) in the other bedroom, forgetting that your roomate and her boyfriend are already sleeping there!
  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
    You are educating patrons of the bar on how calories they are consuming in each of their beverages.

    Did that at the bar just last week.
  • coachblt
    coachblt Posts: 1,090
    You jump out a third story building to avoid being arrested, only to land on broken glass, cut your hand deep enough to require multiple stitches, which by the way, leaves a lifelong scar.

    I'm just guessing though. :wink:
  • nikinyx6
    nikinyx6 Posts: 772 Member
    When you wake up at home, covered in mud, and don't know where your car is.

    What about when you wake up in your car, covered in mud, and don't know where your house is?

    My Friday, then Saturday of last weekend!!!....change 'car' to 'Truck'
  • nikinyx6
    nikinyx6 Posts: 772 Member
    Also!!!

    one time decided to climb a 4 story parking garage....get to the top, met a 'skeevie' kinda man who wanted a drive to the bar...we declined, so he busts the window out of some parked car, and when the car alarm sounds, he jumps off the top of said parking garage breaking his leg in 3 places. I got to spend the night in the drunk tank, explaining to police why I was 'hanging around' with a convicted MURDERER!!!
  • mrflash222
    mrflash222 Posts: 27 Member
    When you roll over and can't remember the names of the two in bed with you.
  • LorinaLynn
    LorinaLynn Posts: 13,247 Member
    When the number of party guests suddenly doubled because you're seeing two of everything.

    At least I was smart enough this time to make my husband get up with me when I had to get up to pee and get a (non-alcoholic) drink. Last time I ended up on the floor in a puddle of Gatorade.
  • BlurtLouder
    BlurtLouder Posts: 20 Member
    ... when you stumble out of bed and your roommate opens up the conversation with "Aww, sweetie..."
  • booyainyoface
    booyainyoface Posts: 409 Member
    when you wake up to crinkling in your bed, only to roll over and find the other half of the sandwich (or burrito) that you didn't finish last night.
  • thelovelyLIZ
    thelovelyLIZ Posts: 1,227 Member
    My tell tale sign to stop drinking was always when I was not longer able to text. Once that became impossible, it was time to back off.
  • ESVABelle
    ESVABelle Posts: 1,264 Member
    Waking up wearing only my bra and a strangers sweatpants (backwards no less)
  • BandForAlyAnne
    BandForAlyAnne Posts: 321 Member
    when you start puking up jello shots into dog bowls, because its the closest thing to you. when your friend is trying to take a **** in your parents yard, because you said they wouldnt. when your sister ends up seeing your couchie, because shes try to help you get your pants back on. seriously. and you KNOW you drank too much when all this happenes in the same night.
  • kymillion
    kymillion Posts: 791 Member
    you know you drank too much when you decide to imbibe some crazy drink with four people at the table.. pause and blink to say something and come to finishing your sentence with a wild massive party and people chanting sleeping beauties awake.


    oh yeah true story I was on pause for about 4 hours.

    yeah. fun stuff.

    when the night after you solemnly swear to God and all things holy that if you just make it through this ONE LAST NIGHT..
    that you will never drink again
    only to drink AGAIN the next night.



    when you walk in on your best friend blowing your boyfriend... go out to watch some random TV and have your boyfriends best friend tries to explain to you how getting even in situations like this are permitted ... you tell him you are'nt that kinda girl ..and up knocking out your then boyfriend and when you have, end up knocking out your best friend who tries to tell you how it wasnt his fault because he "doesnt know what he was doing"



    when you defend some random drunk in the street and when some car pulls up and tells you to walk away "little girl" and motions with a gun in your face to leave and you tell them loudly" if you are going to kill him you might as well shoot me too.. "
    only to have them leave you and him in the road .. you find your pole climbing friend , and wake up the next morning wondering if you defended some child pornographer or rapists and was willing to die for them



    ** have the most ingenious idea at the speak easy where people buy cowboys Indians and soldiers & then trade them in for beers mixed drinks and shots .. the next day you buy a pack at the dollar store and drink like a champion .. AND the next day when you repeat it...saving 100.00's and wonder why everyone else is so dumb. ..and again and again.. hahahha
  • plzlbsbegone
    plzlbsbegone Posts: 233
    you somehow get talked into going into a paddle boat on the lake with too many people for capacity, sink it and walk over a mile home in soaking wet jeans walking next to your crying male neighbor.....

    you wake up in a strangers basement with no recollection on how you got there, or where the hell you even are

    you wake up to find a friend covered in mud and missing a vehicle and no idea why it's gone

    you wake up with bite marks given to you by a drunken friend while you sat on a hotel hallway floor with the contents of your purse dumped on the floor looking for a key you do not have....

    you apparently think it's a good idea to try and find a bear and beat it to death with a golf club to get your friend a bear skin rug....

    you lie down on the floor of the bar because you are too tired to go home....

    oooohhh so many stories!
  • plzlbsbegone
    plzlbsbegone Posts: 233
    and i have to add:

    realizing that once I got to the bathroom in my friend's dad's house that I was only wearing underwear and the new years tiara from the night before...thank god I made it back to the bedroom with no one noticing!
  • shellebelle87
    shellebelle87 Posts: 291 Member
    When you walk inside a friends house to watch tv, but wake up in your own bed. Then find out you passed out, started puking everywhere, had to get a cab to your others friends house, puke in the cab ($75 charge), then get your friends mum to drive you home to my house, where my mum stayed awake for the rest of the night to make sure I didnt choke on my vomit.

    No recollection. I was only 15 and that put me off the rum for a few months. Shotting 2.5 bottles with a friend was not the best idea.

    Now it's just blackouts and not remembering half the night. Fortunately I drink at home, so I always end up safe in my bed :smile:
  • CaseRat
    CaseRat Posts: 377 Member
    When you don't know exactly how much you drank. Simple!

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