You know you drank too much when....

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  • benich3043
    benich3043 Posts: 252 Member
    You remember going to sleep in your own bed but wake up somewhere entirely different.
  • seanson4774
    seanson4774 Posts: 56
    When you see the woman at the start of the night with no teeth and then suddenly she has teeth and looks like a supermodel who you would want as your wife forever....
  • mevalentina
    mevalentina Posts: 362 Member
    U wake up completely naked lying in your bathroom floor in a pool of what I hope was only vomit :( to a policeman knocking on your door asking if thats your Honda parked sideways in the driveway lol.
    Man I bet that was a fun night if I could remember any of it..
  • annahiven
    annahiven Posts: 177 Member
    ... When your face is stiff and numb from the alcohol. Waah.
  • AbbeyRysMom
    AbbeyRysMom Posts: 101 Member
    I always used to know I was getting drunk when my cheek went numb, lol.

    * you're still drunk in class and tyring to keep other drunk friends from answering questions*
    * you're drunk at graduation practice from doing lemon drop after lemon drop after lemon drop with professors*
    * you ask for your leftover sandwich and find out you threw it at your bestfriend, but clearly remember wrapping it up and handing it to her (my 21st birthday)*
    * you say hello to stop signs (no, i was not driving, i was a passenger, again on my 21st birthday)*
    *taking a drink of orange juice the next morning only to spit it out bc your taste buds expected vodka*

    I don't drink anymore, lol. I killed enough of my brain cells binge drinking before I had children.
  • brennamurphy42
    brennamurphy42 Posts: 92
    you wake up in a frat house wearing a bikini with your best friend's boyfriend's roommate. whoops.
  • matchbox_girl
    matchbox_girl Posts: 535 Member
    Your best friend find you at the bar across the street waving and empty bottle of booze in the air trying to call my roommate who's phone is ringing in my purse....
  • IAMDDAY
    IAMDDAY Posts: 771
    When you wake up on the hood of your car naked with your keys in your *kitten* saying i can't get it started it must be flooded? IS that when you know you drank to much?
  • slkehl
    slkehl Posts: 3,801 Member
    Every time you lean over to take a bite of your food, your head falls.
  • brigid0113
    brigid0113 Posts: 16
    You order a round of shots for all 20 girls you're with but barely know at a bachelorette party, only to find out it's a CASH ONLY bar. While at the ATM vestibule accross the street you forget you PIN, can't even see the correct buttons to push and start sobbing to the security guard about how you're gonna end up in jail because you can't pay your bar tab.
  • KatyBugs1724
    KatyBugs1724 Posts: 74
    you wake up butt naked apart from someone else's bikini top which is on backwards with two people who you only vaguely recognize from a class last semester with a tampon up your nose and glitter in your hair...which you later also find to be in your crotch as well. And your best friend is next to you, wearing a cow costume. Fun night.....I think
  • Gunnarbear
    Gunnarbear Posts: 186
    you wake up butt naked apart from someone else's bikini top which is on backwards with two people who you only vaguely recognize from a class last semester with a tampon up your nose and glitter in your hair...which you later also find to be in your crotch as well. And your best friend is next to you, wearing a cow costume. Fun night.....I think

    I was absolutely certain I could beat this but, you win! :flowerforyou:
  • xxTAMxx
    xxTAMxx Posts: 573 Member
    You wake up in the back of a police car in Amsterdam and can't for the life of you remember what the backpackers hostel is called that you are staying in....
  • chantalm15
    chantalm15 Posts: 31 Member
    When you wake up in a different vegas hotel room with random people and check your phone to see a long conversation with a stripper about how you're going to help her make it to med school. so cliche but so damn true hahah oh making friends in vegas
  • xxTAMxx
    xxTAMxx Posts: 573 Member
    you wake up butt naked apart from someone else's bikini top which is on backwards with two people who you only vaguely recognize from a class last semester with a tampon up your nose and glitter in your hair...which you later also find to be in your crotch as well. And your best friend is next to you, wearing a cow costume. Fun night.....I think
    Wow! Be my friend?
  • IAMDDAY
    IAMDDAY Posts: 771
    these are funny lol
  • dollipop
    dollipop Posts: 379 Member
    You chug down a massive bottle of water the next morning. It comes straight back up within minutes. And it's still cold.
  • mandasimba
    mandasimba Posts: 782 Member
    The toilet ring bruise around your face.
  • ImKindOfABigDeal40
    ImKindOfABigDeal40 Posts: 807 Member
    You're still logged into MFP at 1:31AM
  • mandasimba
    mandasimba Posts: 782 Member
    You're still logged into MFP at 1:31AM

    Good, it is only 12:31 here... and I could use several more.
  • MustBeTheRows
    MustBeTheRows Posts: 377 Member
    When you strip down naked and take a shower in the broken sprinkler at your friends apartment complex. (Never mind the balcony full of people playing cards)
  • xHelloQuincyx
    xHelloQuincyx Posts: 884 Member
    you puke at the smell of mac and cheese because you ate it when you had the worst spins of your life.
  • mandasimba
    mandasimba Posts: 782 Member
    you puke at the smell of mac and cheese because you ate it when you had the worst spins of your life.

    You made mac and cheese with sour cream becaue it was the only dairy you had in the house... though that situation wasn't too much to drink, but too much to smoke... weird tasting, but who is to say what is edible and what isn't in that state.
  • cbeutler
    cbeutler Posts: 667 Member
    Woke up in my buddies front yard!

    Peed in a laundry basket.

    The lower half or my body was spinning in the opposite direction as the top.

    Or so I've been told. I'm a good boy and wouldn't do any of those things.
  • callmejessica
    callmejessica Posts: 1,868 Member
    How about when you do nothing but puke bile literally the WHOLE next day, and your kidneys show up as bruises on your back??

    That only happened to me once, but it's still embarrassing and a good reminder to keep myself in check and not abuse alcohol! :)
  • XmanMike
    XmanMike Posts: 183 Member
    ...you think the woman you're kicking it with is fine although she said she had graduated high school with Donna Summer. Wait, how long ago was that???
  • Bucky83
    Bucky83 Posts: 1,194 Member
    ... you lock yourself out of the backpacker's room you're sharing with your brother while he's off having a dirty deed.

    ... you've woken up at 4am still lying on the bathroom floor while the room is still spinning.

    ....you've woken up in your guest room instead of your own bedroom. How the HELL did I get 2 floors down from my own bedroom without stacking it?
  • gerard54
    gerard54 Posts: 1,107 Member
    the girl from 9 months ago calls you and tells you happy fathers day hahaha...
  • trud72
    trud72 Posts: 1,912 Member
    when you lay down in bed and your feet wont stop moving towards your head! :sick: :sick: :sick:
  • tmarie2715
    tmarie2715 Posts: 1,111 Member
    Your Steve Madden flats look like you walked the trail of tears (and not just less than a mile between bar hoppings).

    I almost cried as I put them in the trash.

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