What is your favorite movie line???

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  • morgansmom02
    morgansmom02 Posts: 1,139 Member
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    You ain't cool unless you pee your pants.
    If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.

    Billy Madison
  • JoolieW68
    JoolieW68 Posts: 1,879 Member
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    Mine is a speech from American President:

    "For the last couple of months, Senator Rumson has suggested that being President of this country was, to a certain extent, about character. And although I've not been willing to engage in his attacks on me, I have been here three years and three days, and I can tell you without hesitation: Being President of this country is entirely about character.

    For the record, yes, I am a card-carrying member of the ACLU, but the more important question is "Why aren't you, Bob?" Now this is an organization whose sole purpose is to defend the Bill of Rights, so it naturally begs the question, why would a senator, his party's most powerful spokesman and a candidate for President, choose to reject upholding the constitution? Now if you can answer that question, folks, then you're smarter than I am, because I didn't understand it until a few hours ago.

    America isn't easy. America is advanced citizenship. You've gotta want it bad, 'cause it's gonna put up a fight. It's gonna say, "You want free speech? Let's see you acknowledge a man whose words make your blood boil, who's standing center stage and advocating at the top of his lungs that which you would spend a lifetime opposing at the top of yours." You want to claim this land as the land of the free? Then the symbol of your country cannot just be a flag. The symbol also has to be one of its citizens exercising his right to burn that flag in protest. Now show me that, defend that, celebrate that in your classrooms.

    Then you can stand up and sing about the land of the free.

    I've known Bob Rumson for years. And I've been operating under the assumption that the reason Bob devotes so much time and energy to shouting at the rain was that he simply didn't get it. Well, I was wrong. Bob's problem isn't that he doesn't get it. Bob's problem is that he can't sell it!

    We have serious problems to solve, and we need serious people to solve them. And whatever your particular problem is, I promise you Bob Rumson is not the least bit interested in solving it. He is interested in two things, and two things only: making you afraid of it, and telling you who's to blame for it. That, ladies and gentlemen, is how you win elections. You gather a group of middle age, middle class, middle income voters who remember with longing an easier time, and you talk to them about family, and American values and character, and you wave an old photo of the President's girlfriend and you scream about patriotism. You tell them she's to blame for their lot in life. And you go on television and you call her a *kitten*.

    Sydney Ellen Wade has done nothing to you, Bob. She has done nothing but put herself through school, represent the interests of public school teachers, and lobby for the safety of our natural resources. You want a character debate, Bob? You better stick with me, 'cause Sydney Ellen Wade is way out of your league.

    I've loved two women in my life. I lost one to cancer. And I lost the other 'cause I was so busy keeping my job, I forgot to do my job. Well, that ends right now.

    Tomorrow morning the White House is sending a bill to Congress for it's consideration. It's White House Resolution 455, an energy bill requiring a twenty percent reduction of the emission of fossil fuels over the next ten years. It is by far the most aggressive stride ever taken in the fight to reverse the effects of global warming. The other piece of legislation is the crime bill. As of today, it no longer exists. I'm throwing it out. I'm throwing it out and writing a law that makes sense. You cannot address crime prevention without getting rid of assault weapons and hand guns. I consider them a threat to national security, and I will go door to door if I have to, but I'm gonna convince Americans that I'm right, and I'm gonna get the guns.

    We've got serious problems, and we need serious people. And if you want to talk about character, Bob, you'd better come at me with more than a burning flag and a membership card. If you want to talk about character and American values, fine. Just tell me where and when, and I'll show up. This a time for serious people, Bob, and your fifteen minutes are up.

    My name is Andrew Shepherd, and I AM the President."
  • sarahharmintx
    sarahharmintx Posts: 868 Member
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    "Please dont yell at my vagina!" - New Years Eve
  • jmilian825
    jmilian825 Posts: 193 Member
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    " panda! we do not wash our pits in the pool of sacred tears!" kung fu panda
  • jenkidney
    jenkidney Posts: 149 Member
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    "I don't feel the need to explain my art to you, Warren." - Empire Records

    "You'll be judged by a higher power for your sins."
    "Tom Cruise?" - Easy A

    "It's not a purse. It's a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one." - The Hangover
  • Tat2dDom624
    Tat2dDom624 Posts: 1,226 Member
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    "You know what I think I'm gonna do then? Just for the hell of it?
    I'm gonna take this right foot, and I'm gonna whop you on that side of your face...
    ...and you wanna know something? There's not a damn thing you're gonna be able to do about it." - Billy Jack
  • cobracars
    cobracars Posts: 949 Member
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    Get busy living or get busy dying....Morgan Freeman in Shawshank Redemption
  • morgansmom02
    morgansmom02 Posts: 1,139 Member
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    Danny: I'd love to see you... and your whispering eye. Alright. Bye.
    [to Augie]
    Danny: Whispering eye?
    Augie Farks: It means vagina.
    Danny: Classy move, man.
    Augie Farks: It means vagina.

    Role Models
  • fdny9943
    fdny9943 Posts: 65 Member
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    "The funny thing about firemen is... Night and day they are always firemen." Backdraft

    "You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall." A Few Good Men
  • jenkidney
    jenkidney Posts: 149 Member
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    Mine is pretty much ANYTHING from Super Troopers. Anything.

    YES! So much pricelessness...

    "I don't want a large farva. I want a goddamn litre o' cola! "

    "I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, 'Shenanigans'."
    "Hey Farva what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy **** on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?"
    "You mean Shenanigans?"

    "Do I look like a cat to you boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree?"

    "You gonna set my country music award on fire?"
  • dmpizza
    dmpizza Posts: 3,321 Member
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    GoodFellas

    "I ordered some spaghetti with marinara sauce and I got egg noodles and ketchup. "
  • Capt_Apollo
    Capt_Apollo Posts: 9,026 Member
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    "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care WHAT you smell!" - star wars
  • Reedern
    Reedern Posts: 525 Member
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    Get busy living or get busy dying....Morgan Freeman in Shawshank Redemption

    This is one of my favs! I LOVE this movie!
  • mariemc91
    mariemc91 Posts: 26 Member
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    "I'm getting to old for this ****" Lethal weapon
  • Tashmayes
    Tashmayes Posts: 244 Member
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    You know what, I know this isnt you talking, its your hormones, but I would just like to say, **** YOU, HORMONES, YOU ARE A CRAZY *****, HORMONES--not Alison, HORMONES. **** em. Its a girl, buy some pink ****. - Knocked Up.
  • lindalee0315
    lindalee0315 Posts: 527 Member
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    Mine is classic from the Godfather, "I'm gonna make you offer you can't refuse."

    Here's one from Modern Family (not a movie, but I use it a lot), Gloria to Jay, "Jay! I'm the second wife, why you treat me like the first?!" (Imgaine in the wonderful Columbian accent). I use it on my husband if he does something I don't like (always in jest!) My husband and I joke that our family is a lot like "Modern Family."
  • RTricia
    RTricia Posts: 720
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    "Get that corn outta my face!" ~Nacho Libre
  • mariemc91
    mariemc91 Posts: 26 Member
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    You know what, I know this isnt you talking, its your hormones, but I would just like to say, **** YOU, HORMONES, YOU ARE A CRAZY *****, HORMONES--not Alison, HORMONES. **** em. Its a girl, buy some pink ****. - Knocked Up.

    Haha. Best part of that movie lol
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,220 Member
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    "Pigpen if I want advice on a good Planet of the Apes film or maybe how to clean the resin out of my bong I'll ask you. But I'm not going to take romantic advice from somebody who can't spell romantic or advice......or bong." Out Cold

    "Remember the great fire of 1979 that supposedly started in your garage when that chipmunk ingested some fertilizer then fell into a can of kerosene, instantly turning him into a flying little fluffy little Molotov cocktail that set a blaze, leveling the whole neighborhood west of newtons hardware store?" BioDome
  • noirnatural
    noirnatural Posts: 310 Member
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    "You is Smart, You is Kind, You is important" The Help

    :bigsmile: