Calling all smarta**es!

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  • chris1816
    chris1816 Posts: 715 Member
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    I've only been here a few days and I've already managed to step on someone's toes. Oops! I did it again!

    I think people take everything too seriously. I just think that joking around about yourself doesn't do any harm, so why take ourselves so seriously?

    Sooo.... I've decided that we need to do a roll call for all of the smarta**es out there and have a little fun! Smiling is good for the soul.

    Oh god you rang?
  • jonward85
    jonward85 Posts: 534 Member
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    Finally a thread for ME....you'd think a site for people who wants to lose weight we'd have thicker skin *cues rimshot*

    whoda thunk it. Lol Smart *kitten* accounted for!
  • jenguhl
    jenguhl Posts: 79
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    Present and accounted for!
  • Doing_The_Unstruck
    Doing_The_Unstruck Posts: 241 Member
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    It's a trap to round up all the smarta$$es and deport them to fitday!!!
  • poesch77
    poesch77 Posts: 1,005 Member
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    Queen Smartass and topnotch bullshi$#er here!!! Add me if ya like sarcasm!
  • PittShkr
    PittShkr Posts: 1,000 Member
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    pumpkin.jpg
  • NU2U
    NU2U Posts: 659 Member
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    (raises hand)...."Here!!"
  • ginaquinn2
    ginaquinn2 Posts: 136 Member
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    Hands raised high. Yes I can take a joke....even if about myself if there is even a shred of construction there. :drinker:
  • guardian419
    guardian419 Posts: 391 Member
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    You rang?
  • TiffanyWasmer
    TiffanyWasmer Posts: 190 Member
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    Smart @ssness is a true sign of intelligence :drinker:
  • will010574
    will010574 Posts: 761 Member
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    I am probably overqualified for the position of smartass but I would like to submit my application anyhow!
  • auroranflash
    auroranflash Posts: 3,569 Member
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    I always flarb when I blarb.
  • CarolinaGirlinVA
    CarolinaGirlinVA Posts: 1,512 Member
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    Oh me! I heard you were looking for me... *scans room, waving at my friends...*
  • MrsB724
    MrsB724 Posts: 247
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    Much rather have humor in my life and I've been told smartassedness is funny, well I told myself that but anyway....
  • Arperjen
    Arperjen Posts: 108 Member
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    Not only am I a smart@$$, but I'm an awkward smart@$$. By 'awkward' I mean I have bad timing and often don't know when or how to shut up. I also ramble. Like that. And that.

    I also tend to dislike profanity filters.
  • CarolinaGirlinVA
    CarolinaGirlinVA Posts: 1,512 Member
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    You rang?

    Hey John, I saw your car in traffic today. I posted it on another thread "speaking of creepers..." :tongue:
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
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    It's a trap to round up all the smarta$$es and deport them to fitday!!!

    Or better, fitocracy.com.
  • vfnmoody
    vfnmoody Posts: 271 Member
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    dyslexic and calorie deficient so not smart but definitely an @$$
  • KateL1969
    KateL1969 Posts: 98 Member
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    I refuse to be referred to as a smartass!!

    I am Australian so I am a

    SMARTARSE!

    :)

    Greg

    As a Brit I'm totally with you on that one *finally stops looking for a donkey that can quote pi to 8 decimal places*
  • twinteensmom
    twinteensmom Posts: 371 Member
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    smartass, wiseass, smart aleck, little b***h, I fit all of them. My sense of humor is very warped. Be warned!

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