Calling all smarta**es!

lifesazoo
lifesazoo Posts: 118
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I've only been here a few days and I've already managed to step on someone's toes. Oops! I did it again!

I think people take everything too seriously. I just think that joking around about yourself doesn't do any harm, so why take ourselves so seriously?

Sooo.... I've decided that we need to do a roll call for all of the smarta**es out there and have a little fun! Smiling is good for the soul.
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  • _the_feniks_
    _the_feniks_ Posts: 3,412 Member
    Here.
  • Kityngirl
    Kityngirl Posts: 14,304 Member
    Wait...are you talking about "humor"? We'll have non of that bulldashery here. *shakes a cane at you*
  • IAMDDAY
    IAMDDAY Posts: 771
    We Smart arses are everywhere.. if we unite we could take over the world
  • lifesazoo
    lifesazoo Posts: 118
    Mostly bad, poorly-timed humor, really.
  • ryall70
    ryall70 Posts: 519 Member
    You rang????
  • betancourta229
    betancourta229 Posts: 171 Member
    We tried to unite but they thought we were joking!
  • IAMDDAY
    IAMDDAY Posts: 771
    Our only weakness are the stupid people and they out number us
  • Expialidojess
    Expialidojess Posts: 441 Member
    I'm here on a personal journey and fitness is not a joking matter.

    Bahahahahaha, ok I can't say that with a straight face.
  • recoiljpr
    recoiljpr Posts: 292
    There is no humor in weight loss. We are all too sad about our lack of food to find humor in anything. Humor is for fat people, I mean we all know that fat people are jolly. So we are letting our skinny persona out, and acting pissy.

    It's either that, or the realization that tomorrow I have to haul my butt back up to the evil torture devices again to work really hard for an hour while staying in the same spot, surrounded by other sweaty people.
  • brigid0113
    brigid0113 Posts: 16
    As I said to a friend who just posted about this on her home page... I'd much rather be a smart *kitten* than a dumb *kitten*. I'm in.
  • recoiljpr
    recoiljpr Posts: 292
    Or having my fitnesspal create two identical posts....
  • cmeade20
    cmeade20 Posts: 1,238 Member
    I'm completely offended
  • jmobashrn11
    jmobashrn11 Posts: 120
    really smart *kitten* get their **** done quickly and get out
  • lifesazoo
    lifesazoo Posts: 118
    As I said to a friend who just posted about this on her home page... I'd much rather be a smart *kitten* than a dumb *kitten*. I'm in.


    My favorite new saying!!!
  • Drenched_N_Motivation
    Drenched_N_Motivation Posts: 1,004 Member
    Its really the only reason i'm here. Hello.
  • recoiljpr
    recoiljpr Posts: 292
    really smart *kitten* get their **** done quickly and get out

    That's how we ended up with 4 kids. Quickly isn't always better!!! ;-)
  • lifesazoo
    lifesazoo Posts: 118
    Where's the flippin' LIKE button???
  • harleigh67
    harleigh67 Posts: 131
    ok I am game please friend me if you are a SMARTA$$!
    cause my momma didn't raise no dumbA$$:happy: es
  • coachblt
    coachblt Posts: 1,090
    I would like to join the group, but that would increase the group IQ exponentially. Therefore, I will have to refrain from using my brain.

    Bwaaahaaaaaawaaaabwaaaaaa!
  • lifesazoo
    lifesazoo Posts: 118
    Ugh... WTH??? You all are just a bunch of wisea**es!
  • kittyhasclaws
    kittyhasclaws Posts: 446 Member
    I'm a snarky smarta**. My husband calls it "being b*****". :D Proud of that.
  • jmobashrn11
    jmobashrn11 Posts: 120
    how do you tell the difference between the smart *kitten* and the dumb *kitten*?



    the smart *kitten* didn't go to prison
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    really smart *kitten* get their **** done quickly and get out

    oh, that's me then. ask my wife.
  • GLJezebel
    GLJezebel Posts: 312 Member
    Smarta$$ present. Snarky, bi***y, and sarcastic fits, too.
  • blackmagic10
    blackmagic10 Posts: 335 Member
    I'm fragginng fat and weight lose to me is serious if your on here playing around take that **** to facebook or myspace geez hahaha jk
  • Pollywog39
    Pollywog39 Posts: 1,730 Member
    Personally, I'm highly offended at this topic, and I think you need to be reported for starting it, and saying a BAD WORD.............

    I'm telling Mom.
  • Chicagobikeguy
    Chicagobikeguy Posts: 11
    As always, I am fashionably late. Is it too late too join this party???
  • michellelhartwig
    michellelhartwig Posts: 486 Member
    I'd rather be a smartass than a dumbass! Count me in!
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    Smarta$$ present. Snarky, bi***y, and sarcastic fits, too.

    How the hell do you have sarcastic ti.... Oh, oh, oh... You said "fits."
  • Pollywog39
    Pollywog39 Posts: 1,730 Member
    As always, I am fashionably late. Is it too late too join this party???

    yes................

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