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Calling all smarta**es!

Posts: 118
edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
I've only been here a few days and I've already managed to step on someone's toes. Oops! I did it again!

I think people take everything too seriously. I just think that joking around about yourself doesn't do any harm, so why take ourselves so seriously?

Sooo.... I've decided that we need to do a roll call for all of the smarta**es out there and have a little fun! Smiling is good for the soul.

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  • Posts: 3,412 Member
    Here.
  • Posts: 14,304 Member
    Wait...are you talking about "humor"? We'll have non of that bulldashery here. *shakes a cane at you*
  • Posts: 771
    We Smart arses are everywhere.. if we unite we could take over the world
  • Posts: 118
    Mostly bad, poorly-timed humor, really.
  • Posts: 519 Member
    You rang????
  • Posts: 171 Member
    We tried to unite but they thought we were joking!
  • Posts: 771
    Our only weakness are the stupid people and they out number us
  • Posts: 441 Member
    I'm here on a personal journey and fitness is not a joking matter.

    Bahahahahaha, ok I can't say that with a straight face.
  • Posts: 292
    There is no humor in weight loss. We are all too sad about our lack of food to find humor in anything. Humor is for fat people, I mean we all know that fat people are jolly. So we are letting our skinny persona out, and acting pissy.

    It's either that, or the realization that tomorrow I have to haul my butt back up to the evil torture devices again to work really hard for an hour while staying in the same spot, surrounded by other sweaty people.
  • Posts: 16
    As I said to a friend who just posted about this on her home page... I'd much rather be a smart *kitten* than a dumb *kitten*. I'm in.
  • Posts: 292
    Or having my fitnesspal create two identical posts....
  • Posts: 1,238 Member
    I'm completely offended
  • Posts: 120
    really smart *kitten* get their **** done quickly and get out
  • Posts: 118
    As I said to a friend who just posted about this on her home page... I'd much rather be a smart *kitten* than a dumb *kitten*. I'm in.


    My favorite new saying!!!
  • Posts: 1,004 Member
    Its really the only reason i'm here. Hello.
  • Posts: 292
    really smart *kitten* get their **** done quickly and get out

    That's how we ended up with 4 kids. Quickly isn't always better!!! ;-)
  • Posts: 118
    Where's the flippin' LIKE button???
  • Posts: 131
    ok I am game please friend me if you are a SMARTA$$!
    cause my momma didn't raise no dumbA$$:happy: es
  • Posts: 1,090
    I would like to join the group, but that would increase the group IQ exponentially. Therefore, I will have to refrain from using my brain.

    Bwaaahaaaaaawaaaabwaaaaaa!
  • Posts: 118
    Ugh... WTH??? You all are just a bunch of wisea**es!
  • Posts: 446 Member
    I'm a snarky smarta**. My husband calls it "being b*****". :D Proud of that.
  • Posts: 120
    how do you tell the difference between the smart *kitten* and the dumb *kitten*?



    the smart *kitten* didn't go to prison
  • Posts: 3,779 Member
    really smart *kitten* get their **** done quickly and get out

    oh, that's me then. ask my wife.
  • Posts: 312 Member
    Smarta$$ present. Snarky, bi***y, and sarcastic fits, too.
  • Posts: 335 Member
    I'm fragginng fat and weight lose to me is serious if your on here playing around take that **** to facebook or myspace geez hahaha jk
  • Posts: 1,730 Member
    Personally, I'm highly offended at this topic, and I think you need to be reported for starting it, and saying a BAD WORD.............

    I'm telling Mom.
  • As always, I am fashionably late. Is it too late too join this party???
  • Posts: 486 Member
    I'd rather be a smartass than a dumbass! Count me in!
  • Posts: 3,779 Member
    Smarta$$ present. Snarky, bi***y, and sarcastic fits, too.

    How the hell do you have sarcastic ti.... Oh, oh, oh... You said "fits."
  • Posts: 1,730 Member
    As always, I am fashionably late. Is it too late too join this party???

    yes................
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