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    Calling all smarta**es!

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      We tried to unite but they thought we were joking!
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      hahaha
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      I'm offended that this thread exists... more than just my *kitten* is smart, thank you very much.
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      Asked my trainer today,
      Me: This sucks. when do we get to the fun part?
      Trainer: We don't.
      Me: If I am not having fun, what is my incentive?
      Trainer: It works.

      At least I can fun here. Snark on.
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      We Smart arses are everywhere.. if we unite we could take over the world

      LOL! Same thing we do every night Pinkie!! .......Try and take over the world!!
      -The Brain
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      I'm in. According to some folks, my *kitten* is the only smart thing about me!
    • Posts: 374 Member
      We Smart arses are everywhere.. if we unite we could take over the world

      We'd have to organize first and that would take some serious wrangling in of the fart jokes. Which I refuse to allow to be wrangled.
    • Posts: 297 Member
      I can be a smart *kitten*...YEAHSSZZZ!!!
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      Where's the flippin' LIKE button???

      That is always my question. I LOL at MFP way more than I do reading FB... P.S. That's the most acronyms I've ever used at one time.
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      <--fluent in smartassss
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      what did the smart *kitten* say to the cranky vagina?

      "oh piss off"
    • Posts: 2,148 Member
      Here!
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      I'm not sure I'd want to take over the world.............


      it's just so - BIG - and messy, and there are crazy people everywhere, and how do you DEAL with all of that, I ask you?

      Nahhh......................too much like work.
      :glasses: :glasses: :glasses: :glasses:
    • Posts: 2,177 Member
      Here
    • Posts: 7,843 Member
      if it wasn't for samrt @sses like us Dum b sh*ts would not exist!
    • Posts: 574 Member
      Well I began today with a genuine post about appreciating people and ended it discussing anal sex and blow jobs....of which I got neither tonight.
    • Posts: 243 Member
      I wasn't going to reply, but my *kitten* made me, so here i am
    • Posts: 496 Member
      Here
    • Posts: 1,730 Member
      I wasn't going to reply, but my *kitten* made me, so here i am

      LOL......

      do you always listen to your *kitten*???
    • Posts: 14,186 Member
      You called? :happy:
    • Posts: 704 Member
      You called? :happy:

      I tried but no one picked up!
    • Posts: 2,756 Member
      I got an A++ in smartassery!!!!
    • Posts: 14,186 Member
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      I tried but no one picked up!

      Try again! I've always got time for you, gorgeous!! :wink:
    • Posts: 2,615 Member
      Everything I say is filled with nothing but honesty and truth and never with a sarcastic undertone.

      Anyone believe me?
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      You called? :happy:

      Hola? Como estas? Donde esta el bano? El Gato es muy mal?

      Oh wait, sorry, I called with the SAP filter on, my bad....
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      I'm fragginng fat and weight lose to me is serious if your on here playing around take that **** to facebook or myspace geez hahaha jk

      You look photoshopped. What the hell are you doing on facebook for fatties?
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      THIS IS PROFILING AND THAT'S ILLEGAL!
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      Hollaaaaaa
    • Posts: 667 Member
      Late but wanted to make an entrance.
    • Posts: 14,186 Member
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      Hola? Como estas? Donde esta el bano? El Gato es muy mal?

      Oh wait, sorry, I called with the SAP filter on, my bad....

      :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

      Luckily, I took Spanish...and understood everything you said...so, it's all good!! :wink:
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