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Calling all smarta**es!

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  • Posts: 1,314 Member
    i was on my way but got held up by hookers and blow.... what'd i miss and who's got change for a $100?
  • Posts: 312 Member
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    How the hell do you have sarcastic ti.... Oh, oh, oh... You said "fits."

    Either way.
  • Posts: 495 Member
    I have spoken with my *kitten* and it refuses to take part in this converstion, now that is one smart *kitten*!
  • Posts: 7,010 Member
    present.
  • Posts: 142
    Life is hard enough sometimes......let's have some FUN with it!! :bigsmile:
  • Posts: 1,089 Member
    You rang ??
  • Posts: 7,843 Member
    I have spoken with my *kitten* and it refuses to take part in this converstion, now that is one smart *kitten*!

    I spoke with my *kitten*...It raspberried me...It's opinion stinks!
  • Posts: 6,420 Member
    Are you joking about my butt and calling it smart? My butt cheeks are not used to such compliments. How date you mock my @ss. There is nothing humorous about my buttocks





    But there is something special about buttocks
  • Posts: 217 Member
    After using this site, I don't really have much of a a#$ left at all!
    I crack myself up. LMAO...and working it off too!
  • Posts: 1,089 Member
    This is better than the, "exercising on your period thread" from last night.

    OMG!! You do that ??? It's a good way to lose a uterus you know ......
  • Posts: 5,044 Member
    This should have been sent to me in private.
    I thought it was just me and you, you and I, US?!?
    REPORTED!!
  • Posts: 313 Member
    I once had a girl ask me to teach her what sarcasm was... she left in tears.. muahahahaha
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    Count me in. love to walk and talk with my feet inserted into my mouth. Irony does not translate well online, no matter how many little emoticons you add!!!
  • Posts: 313 Member
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    OMG!! You do that ??? It's a good way to lose a uterus you know ......

    I read that too... oh dear was that a good one! LOL
  • Posts: 5,044 Member
    hillm12345 looks like Angelina Jolie....that'll be one nice little creeper FR sent!!
  • Posts: 420 Member
    Mine is smart and hot! I am also fluent in sarcasm and my foot spends a lot of time inserted into my mouth.
  • Posts: 71 Member
    I'm just a dumb a**.

    Can I still join?
  • Posts: 7,843 Member
    hillm12345 looks like Angelina Jolie....that'll be one nice little creeper FR sent!!

    john gotti?
  • Posts: 257 Member
    I refuse to be referred to as a smartass!!

    I am Australian so I am a

    SMARTARSE!

    :)

    Greg
  • Posts: 279 Member
    Smart *kitten* here. I say we will outlive everyone because we laugh more. :laugh:
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    smartass is the only way to go in life....if people don't like it....they need to pull the stick out :)
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    hillm12345 looks like Angelina Jolie....that'll be one nice little creeper FR sent!!

    Yes I thought so also
  • Posts: 24 Member
    Ha ha, this is by far the best forum post I have seen in a very long time!!! There are many different type of a$$e$... jack, dumb, smart.. lol personally my have word is more colorful "F*č|<T@Rd" But SMARTa$$e$ are the only way to go by far!!! lol

    Seriously, we're all focused and determined and serious so much trying to fight this weightless battle together, we could all use some humor.. let go and let loose!!!
  • Posts: 1,012 Member
    :)
  • Posts: 3,499 Member
    Its really the only reason i'm here. Hello.

    True.Story...and abridged.
  • Posts: 132 Member
    Smart...wise...playful.... crazy.... So far I've been known to be all of these *kitten*.
  • Posts: 161 Member
    Ohhh I'm home! I always say sarcasm is my super power!
    I'm the biggest smart *kitten* sarcastic nutjob ever!

    I toned it back here...Facebook ...I don't hold back!
    I should have a cape. Every superhero has a cape! :D
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    I refuse to be referred to as a smartass!!

    I am Australian so I am a

    SMARTARSE!

    :)

    Greg



    Potato/ potato. That reads poetaytoe/ pahtahtoe for those who can't hear me.
  • Posts: 294 Member
    I believe I have been summoned
  • Posts: 301
    I am a total smartass. I curse a lot, make jokes, put my foot in my mouth, constantly offending people because they don't get my humor. Trust me, never invite me to your birthday party or wedding.
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