Calling all smarta**es!

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  • cobracars
    cobracars Posts: 949 Member
    I've been refining my smartass skills since the 1970's.
    In high school one of my closest teachers confided in me...that I wasn't going to live to be 40, surely someone would SHOOT ME by then!
  • AuddAlise
    AuddAlise Posts: 723 Member
    HERE! I am so facetious that my children know what facetious means. :devil:
  • oldscratch57
    oldscratch57 Posts: 71
    i just got pinched because my girlfriend asked what color lingerie was my favorite......and i said "whatever frickin color matches best with a steak and veggies!! you haven't cooked in months!! shes glaring at me as i type this. :) fellow jerks feel free to add me!!
  • hillm12345
    hillm12345 Posts: 313 Member
    i just got pinched because my girlfriend asked what color lingerie was my favorite......and i said "whatever frickin color matches best with a steak and veggies!! you haven't cooked in months!! shes glaring at me as i type this. :) fellow jerks feel free to add me!!

    HILARIOUS!!!
  • SavageRabidBeast
    SavageRabidBeast Posts: 481 Member
    smartass is my middle name actually!
  • Krizzo87
    Krizzo87 Posts: 14,186 Member
    smartass is my middle name actually!

    Really?! Mine, too!! It's also my second language!!
  • Lonewolf1507
    Lonewolf1507 Posts: 507 Member
    English Smartarse present and correct, I would have been here on page 2 but work got in the way, darn night shifts.

    Andy

    Oh and excuse the dumbass I rode in on in the corner
  • SavageRabidBeast
    SavageRabidBeast Posts: 481 Member
    smartass is my middle name actually!

    Really?! Mine, too!! It's also my second language!!

    Haha sweet, it just rolls right off both of our tongues
  • Krizzo87
    Krizzo87 Posts: 14,186 Member
    smartass is my middle name actually!

    Really?! Mine, too!! It's also my second language!!

    Haha sweet, it just rolls right off both of our tongues

    You know it :wink:
  • SavageRabidBeast
    SavageRabidBeast Posts: 481 Member
    smartass is my middle name actually!

    Really?! Mine, too!! It's also my second language!!

    Haha sweet, it just rolls right off both of our tongues

    You know it :wink:

    2 thumbs and 2 big toes up for this, haha ;)
  • Krizzo87
    Krizzo87 Posts: 14,186 Member
    2 thumbs and 2 big toes up for this, haha ;)

    I do try to exercise my smartass muscles several times a day!! :happy:
  • tweakz20
    tweakz20 Posts: 152 Member
    I'm afraid to be a smart a** cause I already got 1 nasty gram for something very minor and don't want to lose my account :X
  • GardenFolly
    GardenFolly Posts: 20
    I never realized there was a MFP Police Force!!!
  • KALMdown
    KALMdown Posts: 211 Member
    I'm a smart *kitten*. I'm a fat *kitten*. So does that make me a fart *kitten*???? Wait, don't answer that.
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member
    Here!!
  • ShareeMorty
    ShareeMorty Posts: 324 Member
    Am always late to the party...
  • vestarocks
    vestarocks Posts: 420 Member
    I'm a smart *kitten*. I'm a fat *kitten*. So does that make me a fart *kitten*???? Wait, don't answer that.

    That's so awesome! You made me snort and I actually did lol.
  • ari_89
    ari_89 Posts: 37
    Born a smart a**, die a smart a** :)
  • KALMdown
    KALMdown Posts: 211 Member
    I'm a smart *kitten*. I'm a fat *kitten*. So does that make me a fart *kitten*???? Wait, don't answer that.

    That's so awesome! You made me snort and I actually did lol.

    ^^^ Then that was my good deed for the day. :D
  • joankpoirier
    joankpoirier Posts: 281 Member
    Here
  • bathsheba_c
    bathsheba_c Posts: 1,873 Member
    It's like my grandma says. "You don't live to this age by being nice."
  • jmilian825
    jmilian825 Posts: 193 Member
    lol I have arrived *tear* I feel so at home hahahah
  • ClarkAddison
    ClarkAddison Posts: 86 Member
    Frankly, I wouldn't join a club that would have me as a member.
  • Canuck_TriFit
    Canuck_TriFit Posts: 97 Member
    Is a smart@ss someone with brains in their @ss?
  • TadaGanIarracht
    TadaGanIarracht Posts: 2,615 Member
    Is a smart@ss someone with brains in their @ss?

    Yes.
  • starracer23
    starracer23 Posts: 1,011 Member
    I'm offended, my *kitten* is dumb. It never graduated from kindergarten :(
  • chip305
    chip305 Posts: 63 Member
    Yessss, finally somewhere I can feel at home!
  • thebaconbeast
    thebaconbeast Posts: 560 Member
    Que???

    Que significa este palabra "smartaes"
  • mspris2u
    mspris2u Posts: 161 Member
    Sarcastic, gutter-minded smart *kitten* seeks same for friendship, laughter and talking s*** about dumb**ses!
  • Martucha123
    Martucha123 Posts: 1,089 Member
    here here

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