Calling all smarta**es!

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  • Diary_Queen
    Diary_Queen Posts: 1,314 Member
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    i was on my way but got held up by hookers and blow.... what'd i miss and who's got change for a $100?
  • GLJezebel
    GLJezebel Posts: 312 Member
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    Smarta$$ present. Snarky, bi***y, and sarcastic fits, too.

    How the hell do you have sarcastic ti.... Oh, oh, oh... You said "fits."

    Either way.
  • ken1994
    ken1994 Posts: 495 Member
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    I have spoken with my *kitten* and it refuses to take part in this converstion, now that is one smart *kitten*!
  • Jacwhite22
    Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,012 Member
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    present.
  • NurseCarolyn2014
    NurseCarolyn2014 Posts: 142
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    Life is hard enough sometimes......let's have some FUN with it!! :bigsmile:
  • harlanJEN
    harlanJEN Posts: 1,089 Member
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    You rang ??
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
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    I have spoken with my *kitten* and it refuses to take part in this converstion, now that is one smart *kitten*!

    I spoke with my *kitten*...It raspberried me...It's opinion stinks!
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
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    Are you joking about my butt and calling it smart? My butt cheeks are not used to such compliments. How date you mock my @ss. There is nothing humorous about my buttocks





    But there is something special about buttocks
  • Ladyzumba
    Ladyzumba Posts: 217 Member
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    After using this site, I don't really have much of a a#$ left at all!
    I crack myself up. LMAO...and working it off too!
  • harlanJEN
    harlanJEN Posts: 1,089 Member
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    This is better than the, "exercising on your period thread" from last night.

    OMG!! You do that ??? It's a good way to lose a uterus you know ......
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
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    This should have been sent to me in private.
    I thought it was just me and you, you and I, US?!?
    REPORTED!!
  • hillm12345
    hillm12345 Posts: 313 Member
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    I once had a girl ask me to teach her what sarcasm was... she left in tears.. muahahahaha
  • GardenFolly
    GardenFolly Posts: 20
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    Count me in. love to walk and talk with my feet inserted into my mouth. Irony does not translate well online, no matter how many little emoticons you add!!!
  • hillm12345
    hillm12345 Posts: 313 Member
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    This is better than the, "exercising on your period thread" from last night.

    OMG!! You do that ??? It's a good way to lose a uterus you know ......

    I read that too... oh dear was that a good one! LOL
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
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    hillm12345 looks like Angelina Jolie....that'll be one nice little creeper FR sent!!
  • vestarocks
    vestarocks Posts: 449 Member
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    Mine is smart and hot! I am also fluent in sarcasm and my foot spends a lot of time inserted into my mouth.
  • brianchi
    brianchi Posts: 71 Member
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    I'm just a dumb a**.

    Can I still join?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
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    hillm12345 looks like Angelina Jolie....that'll be one nice little creeper FR sent!!

    john gotti?
  • bigaussiebloke
    bigaussiebloke Posts: 257 Member
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    I refuse to be referred to as a smartass!!

    I am Australian so I am a

    SMARTARSE!

    :)

    Greg
  • trishgrace
    trishgrace Posts: 285
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    Smart *kitten* here. I say we will outlive everyone because we laugh more. :laugh:

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