Calling all smarta**es!

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  • BishopSmurf
    BishopSmurf Posts: 35 Member
    I am a smart-*kitten*, a jack-*kitten*, and sometimes even an *kitten*-hat.
  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,171 Member
    smartass>dumbass
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    We Smart arses are everywhere.. if we unite we could take over the world

    I'm pretty sure we already have.

    And if this has already been said and I missed it because I decided not to read through all six pages before posting, well, you know what you can do...



    ...that's right, you can mock me endlessly and question my manhood.
  • _SusieQ_
    _SusieQ_ Posts: 2,964 Member
    I can sit on an ice cream cone and tell you what flavor it is, so yeah, I have a smart *kitten*.

    honey that sounds SO wrong in SO many ways rofl :noway:

    No, I think it sounds deliciously right. *c'mere little girl and taste my ice cream*
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    Here \m/

    There /W\

    everywhere \m/
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  • BishopSmurf
    BishopSmurf Posts: 35 Member
    We Smart arses are everywhere.. if we unite we could take over the world

    I'm pretty sure we already have.

    And if this has already been said and I missed it because I decided not to read through all six pages before posting, well, you know what you can do...



    ...that's right, you can mock me endlessly and question my manhood.

    You have sex with melons. (manhood questioned)
  • DarthCeltic
    DarthCeltic Posts: 1,236 Member
    i was called.. but ive been absent playing with ma **** and balls.. so im just returning.. how is everyone?
  • Bonita_Lynne_58
    Bonita_Lynne_58 Posts: 2,794 Member
    Present!

    jerkass, smartass, wishihadabiggerass...

    Yeah....all except the bigger *kitten* part. I've got plenty to spare...wanna work a trade?
  • Steve_Runs
    Steve_Runs Posts: 443 Member
    My momma always told me, "better a smartass then a dumbass"!
  • ImpishScoundrel
    ImpishScoundrel Posts: 49
    I am not a smart *kitten*!! I'm a scoundrel with impish tendencies.
  • Bonita_Lynne_58
    Bonita_Lynne_58 Posts: 2,794 Member
    <<<< Not surprised to see so many of my friends show up on this thread!
  • bzmom
    bzmom Posts: 1,332 Member
    Hello there!!! my *kitten* is smart!!:wink:
    Would that be considered the same thing???
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    SOOOO many replies but you are never seen in the forums........
    Isn't that special........:flowerforyou:
  • sewerchick93
    sewerchick93 Posts: 1,438 Member
    I'm a smartarse who's full of B.S. and my mama says that's why I have brown eyes.
  • bzmom
    bzmom Posts: 1,332 Member
    Holy *kitten* batman! I didnt know brown eyes had its own criteria but now makes soooooooo much sence we all have brown eyes in my household.......
    I'm a smartarse who's full of B.S. and my mama says that's why I have brown eyes.
  • nammer79
    nammer79 Posts: 664 Member
    how can I help you today?
  • McBully4
    McBully4 Posts: 1,270 Member
    Heh
  • zombiefarmboy
    zombiefarmboy Posts: 221 Member
    O Captain, my Captain!
  • Just_G
    Just_G Posts: 73 Member
    Present!!
  • firefightingflip
    firefightingflip Posts: 65 Member
    Sorry I'm late to the party but I am currently accepting friend request from erebody in this thread......cause as far as smartassedness......I'm tops!!
  • jenbk2
    jenbk2 Posts: 614 Member
    I always say I would rather be a SMARTass instead of a DUMBass.
  • TubbsMcGee
    TubbsMcGee Posts: 1,058 Member
    Present!

    jerkass, smartass, wishihadabiggerass...

    Yeah....all except the bigger *kitten* part. I've got plenty to spare...wanna work a trade?

    I will gladly take some of that bootay!
    Make an offer, I'm desperate. It hurts to sit.
  • mr18actor
    mr18actor Posts: 480
    My *kitten* is a friggin' genius -- any of those around this place. Mensa material people....NO TOUCHING!
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    We Smart arses are everywhere.. if we unite we could take over the world

    I'm pretty sure we already have.

    And if this has already been said and I missed it because I decided not to read through all six pages before posting, well, you know what you can do...



    ...that's right, you can mock me endlessly and question my manhood.

    You have sex with melons. (manhood questioned)

    This isn't really questioning it. In fact, I'd argue that it is just an alternative approach...

    I mean, if it were true, of course...

    ...and I am neither confirming nor denying your accusation.
  • Blueyz82
    Blueyz82 Posts: 151
    Smart *kitten*, here! Better a smart *kitten* then a dumb *kitten*! hahaha! cheesy, but couldn't resist! :tongue:
  • LiftBigtoGetFit
    LiftBigtoGetFit Posts: 3,399 Member
    Hey, I resemble that remark!!:bigsmile:
  • Darkskinned88
    Darkskinned88 Posts: 1,177 Member
    Finally a thread for ME....you'd think a site for people who wants to lose weight we'd have thicker skin *cues rimshot*
  • mr18actor
    mr18actor Posts: 480
    Ha! not thicker -- just more of it ;)
  • KBrenOH
    KBrenOH Posts: 704 Member
    Smart *kitten*, here! Better a smart *kitten* then a dumb *kitten*! hahaha! cheesy, but couldn't resist! :tongue:

    Better a Smartass than a dumba*s in my book too ;)


    just think what we could do if we were all in political office..
  • JanetLM73
    JanetLM73 Posts: 1,226 Member
    Add me to the list. :flowerforyou:

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