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    Calling all smarta**es!

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    • Posts: 35 Member
      I am a smart-*kitten*, a jack-*kitten*, and sometimes even an *kitten*-hat.
    • Posts: 6,160 Member
      smartass>dumbass
    • Posts: 34,415 Member
      We Smart arses are everywhere.. if we unite we could take over the world

      I'm pretty sure we already have.

      And if this has already been said and I missed it because I decided not to read through all six pages before posting, well, you know what you can do...



      ...that's right, you can mock me endlessly and question my manhood.
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      honey that sounds SO wrong in SO many ways rofl :noway:

      No, I think it sounds deliciously right. *c'mere little girl and taste my ice cream*
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      There /W\

      everywhere \m/
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      I'm pretty sure we already have.

      And if this has already been said and I missed it because I decided not to read through all six pages before posting, well, you know what you can do...



      ...that's right, you can mock me endlessly and question my manhood.

      You have sex with melons. (manhood questioned)
    • Posts: 1,236 Member
      i was called.. but ive been absent playing with ma **** and balls.. so im just returning.. how is everyone?
    • Posts: 2,794 Member
      Present!

      jerkass, smartass, wishihadabiggerass...

      Yeah....all except the bigger *kitten* part. I've got plenty to spare...wanna work a trade?
    • Posts: 443 Member
      My momma always told me, "better a smartass then a dumbass"!
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      I am not a smart *kitten*!! I'm a scoundrel with impish tendencies.
    • Posts: 2,794 Member
      <<<< Not surprised to see so many of my friends show up on this thread!
    • Posts: 1,332 Member
      Hello there!!! my *kitten* is smart!!:wink:
      Would that be considered the same thing???
    • Posts: 5,044 Member
      SOOOO many replies but you are never seen in the forums........
      Isn't that special........:flowerforyou:
    • Posts: 1,438 Member
      I'm a smartarse who's full of B.S. and my mama says that's why I have brown eyes.
    • Posts: 1,332 Member
      Holy *kitten* batman! I didnt know brown eyes had its own criteria but now makes soooooooo much sence we all have brown eyes in my household.......
      I'm a smartarse who's full of B.S. and my mama says that's why I have brown eyes.
    • Posts: 664 Member
      how can I help you today?
    • Posts: 1,270 Member
      Heh
    • Posts: 221 Member
      O Captain, my Captain!
    • Posts: 73 Member
      Present!!
    • Posts: 65 Member
      Sorry I'm late to the party but I am currently accepting friend request from erebody in this thread......cause as far as smartassedness......I'm tops!!
    • Posts: 614 Member
      I always say I would rather be a SMARTass instead of a DUMBass.
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      Yeah....all except the bigger *kitten* part. I've got plenty to spare...wanna work a trade?

      I will gladly take some of that bootay!
      Make an offer, I'm desperate. It hurts to sit.
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      My *kitten* is a friggin' genius -- any of those around this place. Mensa material people....NO TOUCHING!
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      You have sex with melons. (manhood questioned)

      This isn't really questioning it. In fact, I'd argue that it is just an alternative approach...

      I mean, if it were true, of course...

      ...and I am neither confirming nor denying your accusation.
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      Smart *kitten*, here! Better a smart *kitten* then a dumb *kitten*! hahaha! cheesy, but couldn't resist! :tongue:
    • Posts: 3,399 Member
      Hey, I resemble that remark!!:bigsmile:
    • Posts: 1,177 Member
      Finally a thread for ME....you'd think a site for people who wants to lose weight we'd have thicker skin *cues rimshot*
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      Ha! not thicker -- just more of it ;)
    • Posts: 704 Member
      Smart *kitten*, here! Better a smart *kitten* then a dumb *kitten*! hahaha! cheesy, but couldn't resist! :tongue:

      Better a Smartass than a dumba*s in my book too ;)


      just think what we could do if we were all in political office..
    • Posts: 1,226 Member
      Add me to the list. :flowerforyou:
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