Calling all smarta**es!

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  • Bonita_Lynne_58
    Bonita_Lynne_58 Posts: 2,845 Member
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    <<<< Not surprised to see so many of my friends show up on this thread!
  • bzmom
    bzmom Posts: 1,332 Member
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    Hello there!!! my *kitten* is smart!!:wink:
    Would that be considered the same thing???
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
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    SOOOO many replies but you are never seen in the forums........
    Isn't that special........:flowerforyou:
  • sewerchick93
    sewerchick93 Posts: 1,440 Member
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    I'm a smartarse who's full of B.S. and my mama says that's why I have brown eyes.
  • bzmom
    bzmom Posts: 1,332 Member
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    Holy *kitten* batman! I didnt know brown eyes had its own criteria but now makes soooooooo much sence we all have brown eyes in my household.......
    I'm a smartarse who's full of B.S. and my mama says that's why I have brown eyes.
  • nammer79
    nammer79 Posts: 707 Member
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    how can I help you today?
  • McBully4
    McBully4 Posts: 1,270 Member
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    Heh
  • zombiefarmboy
    zombiefarmboy Posts: 222 Member
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    O Captain, my Captain!
  • Just_G
    Just_G Posts: 73 Member
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    Present!!
  • firefightingflip
    firefightingflip Posts: 65 Member
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    Sorry I'm late to the party but I am currently accepting friend request from erebody in this thread......cause as far as smartassedness......I'm tops!!
  • jenbk2
    jenbk2 Posts: 623 Member
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    I always say I would rather be a SMARTass instead of a DUMBass.
  • TubbsMcGee
    TubbsMcGee Posts: 1,058 Member
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    Present!

    jerkass, smartass, wishihadabiggerass...

    Yeah....all except the bigger *kitten* part. I've got plenty to spare...wanna work a trade?

    I will gladly take some of that bootay!
    Make an offer, I'm desperate. It hurts to sit.
  • mr18actor
    mr18actor Posts: 480
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    My *kitten* is a friggin' genius -- any of those around this place. Mensa material people....NO TOUCHING!
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
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    We Smart arses are everywhere.. if we unite we could take over the world

    I'm pretty sure we already have.

    And if this has already been said and I missed it because I decided not to read through all six pages before posting, well, you know what you can do...



    ...that's right, you can mock me endlessly and question my manhood.

    You have sex with melons. (manhood questioned)

    This isn't really questioning it. In fact, I'd argue that it is just an alternative approach...

    I mean, if it were true, of course...

    ...and I am neither confirming nor denying your accusation.
  • Blueyz82
    Blueyz82 Posts: 151
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    Smart *kitten*, here! Better a smart *kitten* then a dumb *kitten*! hahaha! cheesy, but couldn't resist! :tongue:
  • LiftBigtoGetFit
    LiftBigtoGetFit Posts: 3,399 Member
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    Hey, I resemble that remark!!:bigsmile:
  • Darkskinned88
    Darkskinned88 Posts: 1,177 Member
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    Finally a thread for ME....you'd think a site for people who wants to lose weight we'd have thicker skin *cues rimshot*
  • mr18actor
    mr18actor Posts: 480
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    Ha! not thicker -- just more of it ;)
  • KBrenOH
    KBrenOH Posts: 704 Member
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    Smart *kitten*, here! Better a smart *kitten* then a dumb *kitten*! hahaha! cheesy, but couldn't resist! :tongue:

    Better a Smartass than a dumba*s in my book too ;)


    just think what we could do if we were all in political office..
  • JanetLM73
    JanetLM73 Posts: 1,277 Member
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    Add me to the list. :flowerforyou: