"Serious" things you find funny or stupid

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  • chivalryder
    chivalryder Posts: 4,391 Member
    Personally, I think it stupid that people will add everyday things for calorie burning. For example:

    150 calories burned while cooking dinner
    25 calories burned by washing hair
    32 calories used up while loading the dish washer

    Ok, how many calories are we burning by breathing??

    For people who do post stupid things like that, that's what your activity level should be used for! If you're cleaning the house all day, you should use the 1.3 modifier, then add actual workouts/exercise that you do!
  • GretchenReine
    GretchenReine Posts: 1,374 Member
    I can't help but laugh when I'm lecturing my kids about something I find serious and they make a smartass comment or crack a joke. I always have to turn away or do my "hahaha that's real funny" laugh for them but the whole time I'm thinking, "that's hilarious"

    Yes, I'm a slacker parent, I know this but at the same time I can't help but be proud (and entertained) that they're so freaking funny and quick with the comebacks :laugh:

    ^^ This! My son is the same way! Pisses me off only because I know I pulled the same crap with my parents!
  • Phoenix59
    Phoenix59 Posts: 364 Member
    Farts. Specifically, inopportune farts by other people. And the more inappropriate the fart the funnier it is.

    Examples:
    - My 3 year old farting while playing with Legos, funny.
    - Your 3 year old farting during church, I will literally pee a little.

    This^^^ My 18 m/o granddaughter also finds farts funny! She'll laugh at her own and other peoples. It also seems the louder they are, the more impressed she is!:laugh:
  • wholenewme03
    wholenewme03 Posts: 95 Member
    I think it's hilarious when people can't park their huge trucks/ SUV's. I work at an ice cream stand, and people always try to back their massive vehicles into parking spots right in front of a curb, and they hit the curb and the whole big car bounces and the driver looks around like "did anyone just see that?". I did....hehehehe.

    But I am INFURIATED by people who take up lots of parking spaces with their giant-@$$ cars.
  • MMKE4ever
    MMKE4ever Posts: 115 Member
    I find it funny when my 20 month old claims her farts. She will let one go and then laugh and say, "mine." :laugh:
  • Nailrep
    Nailrep Posts: 966 Member
    I laugh when my hubby starts getting mad about something really insignificant...He gets all red faced and he starts prancing around - heels clicking like a river dancer...I just crack up!!
  • crickysue
    crickysue Posts: 67
    I have a dog that has no traction on tile, my kitchen and dining room are both tiled and she gets so excited when we go to give her any food she just can't stand up. Very sad but too funny.
  • twinmom14ek
    twinmom14ek Posts: 174 Member
    Without reading any other responses...I find pretty much anything that's too serious to be amusing. What can I say, I'm a sarcastic b*tch. :laugh: Life's too short to take yourself seriously.
  • BAMFMeredith
    BAMFMeredith Posts: 2,810 Member
    I laugh at pretty much every inappropriate time ever. I get it from my dad. It was almost like the more inappropriate and twisted the joke, the better. He would crack jokes to me at FUNERALS to get me to laugh and be embarrassed. Now I do the same kinds of things to my sister.

    Also, people falling down: pretty much always funny. I enjoy dead baby jokes as well. Sorry, I'm not sorry. Let's just say Family Guy is sooo my kind of humor!
  • twinmom14ek
    twinmom14ek Posts: 174 Member
    I laugh when people get hurt... Not seriously hurt, but if they fall, trip, run into something, ya know, the usual.

    This! Particularly when it's small children and they don't see it coming. :bigsmile: Of course, if they start to cry, I'll feel bad...
  • beckyinma
    beckyinma Posts: 1,433 Member
    Flatus. It's not really a 'serious' thing per se, but I can't help but giggle every time I hear it or think of it... farting makes me giggle...
  • cavaaller_85
    cavaaller_85 Posts: 94 Member
    hahahahahahahaha oh my gosh i also have a 20 month old and i can totally see her claiming her farts!
  • Dlopez678
    Dlopez678 Posts: 97
    I can't help but laugh when I'm lecturing my kids about something I find serious and they make a smartass comment or crack a joke. I always have to turn away or do my "hahaha that's real funny" laugh for them but the whole time I'm thinking, "that's hilarious"

    Yes, I'm a slacker parent, I know this but at the same time I can't help but be proud (and entertained) that they're so freaking funny and quick with the comebacks :laugh:

    Lol!! I see we have the same parenting style.. It's so hard not to laugh sometimes
  • yo_sushi
    yo_sushi Posts: 77
    hmmmm...giggle loop anyone?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDdYM1nMmuc
  • hmuh
    hmuh Posts: 379 Member
    Mohawks
  • KittieLea
    KittieLea Posts: 1,156 Member
    I'm sorry, I know it's immature but nothing makes me laugh harder than farting. I get my boyfriend with mine all the time.

    I let a pretty bad one go one time in the grocery store while he was picking out chicken breast. He came back over to me and asked what I thought of the chicken then got a horrible look on his face because he smelled my fart. He put the package of chicken up to his nose to smell it because he thought it had gone bad!!! I couldn't hold in my laughter at this point!!!

    It's also funny to walk by people and fart and see the looks on their faces.

    I'm so unladylike...
  • TadaGanIarracht
    TadaGanIarracht Posts: 2,615 Member
    i think its funny how many women genuinely want to see this "Magic Mike" movie.
    Don't hate. Mathew McConaughey is a very attractive young woman.

    Mathew McConaughey isn't why I want to see it.

    Channing Tatum, mmm... yes please.
  • dotti1121
    dotti1121 Posts: 751 Member
    Farts. Specifically, inopportune farts by other people. And the more inappropriate the fart the funnier it is.

    Examples:
    - My 3 year old farting while playing with Legos, funny.
    - Your 3 year old farting during church, I will literally pee a little.

    I lilterally just LOL'd!!! :laugh:
  • dotti1121
    dotti1121 Posts: 751 Member
    I find it funny when my 20 month old claims her farts. She will let one go and then laugh and say, "mine." :laugh:
    That is the single most awesome thing I have ever read, in my entire life, ever.

    My 9 yr old boy says, "bombs away!!!" :grumble:
  • MMKE4ever
    MMKE4ever Posts: 115 Member
    I find it funny when my 20 month old claims her farts. She will let one go and then laugh and say, "mine." :laugh:
    That is the single most awesome thing I have ever read, in my entire life, ever.

    Isn't it though?
  • MMKE4ever
    MMKE4ever Posts: 115 Member
    I find it funny when my 20 month old claims her farts. She will let one go and then laugh and say, "mine." :laugh:
    That is the single most awesome thing I have ever read, in my entire life, ever.

    My 9 yr old boy says, "bombs away!!!" :grumble:

    Boys! LOL
  • spicypepper
    spicypepper Posts: 1,016 Member
    Any movie that has bathroom humor in it. I cracked up when the first scoobie doo movie came out. And the Ace Ventura movies. I laugh so hard I cry every time. It just doesn't get old.
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
    I laugh when grammar and spelling nazis freak the hell out, like the internet will break if there are too many mistakes in a 24 hour period.

    I meant..

    I laff when grammer an spelling natzis freek the hell out, like the internet will brake if their are two many mistakes in a 24 our period.
  • raven3lise
    raven3lise Posts: 107 Member
    50 Shades of Gray.
    How the heck does a Twilight fanfiction get made into a book? For that matter, why didn't the good fanfiction from any other show get published like that? My stepmom seriously said to my uncle that he could "pick up a few pointers from it." I gagged a little.
  • mcpherson4
    mcpherson4 Posts: 287 Member
    I do not believe in laughing. Nothing is that funny. nothing. nada. no.
  • TadaGanIarracht
    TadaGanIarracht Posts: 2,615 Member
    I laugh when grammar and spelling Nazis freak the hell out, like the Internet will break if there are too many mistakes in a 24 hour period.

    I mean...

    I laugh when grammar and spelling Nazis freek the hell out, like the Internet will break if there are too many mistakes in a 24 hour period.

    There. And not only will it break but the world will crash into the sun and we'll all die. You don't want that to happen, do you?
  • jmilian825
    jmilian825 Posts: 193 Member
    *burned 20 calories typing this* phew I need a break! eh if they want to log everything let them that might be what motivates them to keep moving to each their own!
  • LaMujerMasBonitaDelMundo
    LaMujerMasBonitaDelMundo Posts: 3,634 Member
    I find it funny when people trip, I laugh every time....I can't help it.

    Good thing I live very far from you. I trip most of the time, no thanks to my semi-flat footed self.
  • aimelee
    aimelee Posts: 216 Member
    i think its funny how many women genuinely want to see this "Magic Mike" movie.
    Don't hate. Mathew McConaughey is a very attractive young woman.

    haaaaa!
  • Mios3
    Mios3 Posts: 530 Member
    My father recently injured his shoulder pretty seriously after slipping on a french fry. Now he's in a sling after his surgery. EVERY time he has tell the story, people immediately laugh and then get serious. It's kinda funny to watch their faces, cuz they think he's kidding. haha


    just reading this made me LOL