"Serious" things you find funny or stupid

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  • Crochetluvr
    Crochetluvr Posts: 3,280 Member
    I think its hilarious when people who spend a year or more planning their $20k - $30k wedding end up getting a divorce in 3-5 years!

    It depends on the person. Sometimes I totally agree. But my nephew was married for a little over a year when he and the STBX split. I just felt sorry him. But at least it wasn't my brother and SIL that were on the ropes for that wedding cost....her parents paid for it all. And it was a nice reception....I enjoyed it. ;)
  • pljohnson001
    pljohnson001 Posts: 50 Member
    My friends called me "Splatty Patty" for years after watching me do this.
  • brightpebbles89
    brightpebbles89 Posts: 78 Member
    -_- what is magic mike? i am hoping its something about magic seriously!! lol..
  • futuremalestripper
    futuremalestripper Posts: 467 Member
    Personally, I think it stupid that people will add everyday things for calorie burning. For example:

    150 calories burned while cooking dinner
    25 calories burned by washing hair
    32 calories used up while loading the dish washer

    Ok, how many calories are we burning by breathing??

    Yea its so stupid !

    I added an exercise for "playing with cats." It wasn't to track calories burned though, I just wanted to show off that I'm a Crazy Cat Man.
  • greasygriddle_wechnage
    greasygriddle_wechnage Posts: 246 Member
    one time, i was on my way to a party at my girlfriends and i had to quick get gas. i was in such a hurry, i peeled out and pulled the while *kitten* pump hose right out of the gas holder, and it snapped back and hit my back windshield like a giant rubber band, and broke my gas tank. i laughed my *kitten* off, but almost blew up my car... :smokin: :laugh: :smokin:
  • Dethea
    Dethea Posts: 247 Member
    -_- what is magic mike? i am hoping its something about magic seriously!! lol..

    Channing Tatum and a few sexy guys are in a movie about male strippers with feelings.

    It's loosely based on Tatum's actual experience as a male stripper... but supposedly he was a terrible dancer.

    To me, it sounds about as good as the 50 Shades of Grey stuff. Meaning, not interested.
  • marie_cressman
    marie_cressman Posts: 980 Member
    Personally, I think it stupid that people will add everyday things for calorie burning. For example:

    150 calories burned while cooking dinner
    25 calories burned by washing hair
    32 calories used up while loading the dish washer

    Ok, how many calories are we burning by breathing??

    Yea its so stupid !

    I added an exercise for "playing with cats." It wasn't to track calories burned though, I just wanted to show off that I'm a Crazy Cat Man.

    LOL awesome. i like cats, but my husband doesn't so we have a dog. he poops a lot. i know because i had to clean the yard yesterday. i think cleaning dog *kitten* out of the yard when it's 104 degrees outside should be in our activity list.. i think i shall add this to my "personal" list just for "shi!ts and giggles". hehe i make myself laugh.
  • TadaGanIarracht
    TadaGanIarracht Posts: 2,615 Member
    When my one year old throws a fit.

    It makes me laugh every time.
  • Zalovar
    Zalovar Posts: 92 Member
    I think it's almost instinct to at least chuckle briefly when you see someone bust their a** as long as it doesn't appear to be something serious. Funniest thing I ever saw was my brother running into a clothesline (neck height) and gettting flipped all the way around by the force. It was funny because he was clotheslined by a clothesline. Coincidentally it was the day that the name of that wrestling move really made sense to me.
  • DrowningMermaid
    DrowningMermaid Posts: 143
    Farts. Specifically, inopportune farts by other people. And the more inappropriate the fart the funnier it is.

    Examples:
    - My 3 year old farting while playing with Legos, funny.
    - Your 3 year old farting during church, I will literally pee a little.

    My daughter has (and has had since birth) what I like to call "Man Farts". The deep, resounding bellow from deep within that you just don't expect will ever come out of a tiny seven year old, let alone a baby! I would be holding her as a baby and she would let loose and people legitimately thought it was me and I was simply blaming it on her. I have a very sensitive blush and would turn red instinctively, which I'm sure didn't help my case at all.

    She still does it, and the other day she farted next to the 8 year old boy I babysit and he sat back, looked at her and raised an eyebrow. I'm pretty sure he was impressed. I know I always am.
  • DrowningMermaid
    DrowningMermaid Posts: 143
    i think its funny how many women genuinely want to see this "Magic Mike" movie.
    Don't hate. Mathew McConaughey is a very attractive young woman.

    Now... I don't think I've ever considered him attractive, but as a woman, I would simply pity him. Her.
    I find him absolutely repulsive. I might consider the movie if he weren't in it, but ...just no.
  • DrowningMermaid
    DrowningMermaid Posts: 143
    Ok, this might be a longer story than OP expected, but here it goes:

    In a public speaking class I took, we had to talk about a current issue in a country. A guy picked "X" country and their racism problem. (I don't remember the country.)
    So, he was talking about how there was an incident where an Indian student was beat up by locals, and they shouted racial slurs. No,w, that's not funny at all, but when he said it, he went: "As they shouted degrading racial slurs"... *DRAMATIC PAUSE WITH SCOWL*... "Slurs such as"..... *PAUSE*.... " 'Indian. Go back to India.' "

    And he just said it so blandly that I couldn't help but laugh, just because he built it up so much, an all of us were expecting the worst. Later, my teacher asked me why I laughed, and when I explained to her that if someone told me: "Mexican. Go back to Mexico", I'd probably laugh as well, she just gave me a dirty look.

    This is hilarious. I'd have laughed too. Of course I'm one of those white girls who calls other white girls crackers and stuff like that.
  • htimpaired
    htimpaired Posts: 1,404 Member
    I love it when cats fall off things. They always leap up really quickly and stalk off as if nothtings happened.

    Or when my cats run INTO things. My cat will tear through the house like she's being chased for her life, take a corner too fast and not be able to come to a stop on the kitchen floor and BAM! right into the stove.

    Or something that I can't see or hear scares her, and she jumps straight up in the air, all four feet off the ground, and lands with her tail fluffed up and her back arched.

    I laugh and I swear if she could talk she's say something like "just you wait, you'll get yours" and walks away like she meant for it to happen.

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