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  • SlimSammy2012
    SlimSammy2012 Posts: 893
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    My butt itches.

    OMG! This is the Best one yet!





    Not right now, but some times.
  • pdj1220
    pdj1220 Posts: 175
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    I love being single and I'm having a fantastic time with it just being myself and my daughter, but sometimes I miss the "adult" connection....

    LOTS
    (Raises hand shyly) I'm an adult!!!:tongue:
  • ccarre81
    ccarre81 Posts: 134 Member
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    I skipped breakfast today and loaded up on espresso. OMG, that means I'll be under 1200 for the day... will I starve?!

    Your fat cells will multiply by every calorie you are under 1200.

    oh sh**... do you suggest I load up on McD's? That should prevent fat cell multiplication right?
  • usera1365
    usera1365 Posts: 146 Member
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    HAHAHA This by far is the Funnies post I have read here on MFP....


    Unreal how hard I have been laffin :laugh:
  • Bikini27
    Bikini27 Posts: 1,298 Member
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    I skipped breakfast today and loaded up on espresso. OMG, that means I'll be under 1200 for the day... will I starve?!

    Your fat cells will multiply by every calorie you are under 1200.

    oh sh**... do you suggest I load up on McD's? That should prevent fat cell multiplication right?

    Yes. Fries will save your soul.
  • usera1365
    usera1365 Posts: 146 Member
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    Confession: I replied on the rate the person above you post... I gave the person a 10 when really it should been a 01

    I guess I mixed up the numbers..... :laugh: Damn typo's
  • Bikini27
    Bikini27 Posts: 1,298 Member
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    Confession: I replied on the rate the person above you post... I gave the person a 10 when really it should been a 01

    I guess I mixed up the numbers..... :laugh: Damn typo's

    That's pretty effed up....but I like it! :smokin:
  • faefaith
    faefaith Posts: 433 Member
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    I'm an insane flirt. I even flirt with some of the boys I work with. And the new female grad student with the nose ring. And the gorgeous girls at the gym office.

    This sounds more like a declaration than a confession! Hee Hee!
  • gwduker
    gwduker Posts: 293
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    I've been seeing someone off and on, and he can resist me... I mean, I can sit next to him in teeny tiny shorts and a small bikini top... And he doesn't even try to touch me... I don't much like that!
    Well, that sure ain't me! :bigsmile:
  • oldscratch57
    oldscratch57 Posts: 71
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    i have most of my toys from growing up.......legos, star wars, gi joe, erector set, yes i still play with them sometimes
  • NeedANewFocus
    NeedANewFocus Posts: 898 Member
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    I spend WAY too much time on MFP while at work..shhh

    ^ This!
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
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    I love being single and I'm having a fantastic time with it just being myself and my daughter, but sometimes I miss the "adult" connection....

    LOTS
    (Raises hand shyly) I'm an adult!!!:tongue:

    yes....yes you are...:smile:
  • ErinBeth7
    ErinBeth7 Posts: 1,625 Member
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    I was standing in line at Subway looking at a big cardboard, life-size add and thinking "wow that guy in the ad looks pretty damn good! all rugged and tough. nice!" Then I realized it was a character from a video game. :sad:
  • poledancing_ninja
    poledancing_ninja Posts: 271
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    I've slept with two men old enough to be my father and a hot grandmother. I'm 22
  • ElyseL1
    ElyseL1 Posts: 504 Member
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    um, i drink pickle juice, a lot.


    suppose to be good for keeping leg cramps away. Does it work?


    I've been seeing this guy for a couple of weeks, I am not interested in him at all. He's really kind of annoying. How do I tell him?

    yes it does
  • ErinBeth7
    ErinBeth7 Posts: 1,625 Member
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    My butt itches.







    Not right now, but some times.

    How bout now?

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • jeffryjirraf
    jeffryjirraf Posts: 179 Member
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    I've slept with two men old enough to be my father and a hot grandmother. I'm 22

    a hot grandmother ?? what kind of man was that? I should also add lucky them.
  • cmwhited6204
    cmwhited6204 Posts: 210 Member
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    Im horny today. Being single sucks.

    Sometimes being married is not better because my drive is much higher
  • poledancing_ninja
    poledancing_ninja Posts: 271
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    I've slept with two men old enough to be my father and a hot grandmother. I'm 22

    a hot grandmother ?? what kind of man was that? I should also add lucky them.

    She was 51/52, something like that

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