WOW! Some good relationship advice for everyone!

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  • felice03
    felice03 Posts: 2,644 Member
    What relationship? I'm here for the tacos.

    There's something fishy about this comment........

    I like tilapia!

    I prefer bass...
  • LolaVersion2
    LolaVersion2 Posts: 114 Member
    The answer to everything is










    4


    :happy:

    Its actually 42
  • juliecat1
    juliecat1 Posts: 3,450 Member
    Sooo are you saying I shouldn't have let him put it in my *** on the first date?

    Tries to figure out the word based on number of stars so I can properly answer...,


    There, I fixed it!


    Oh that's fine. A very effective for of birth control too. I read it online.
  • _skittybang
    _skittybang Posts: 970 Member
    How do I get rid of this rash I contracted from the hobos I encountered on my run?
  • _Wits_
    _Wits_ Posts: 1,286 Member

    I never do that. I just come here to find my soulmate.

    And I couldn't be happier that we met.

    Can I just watch the two of you? Seriously....
    I mean I'm willing to be part of the sammich as well, if things progressed that way.

    Move over Susie
  • Caffeine_Addict
    Caffeine_Addict Posts: 178 Member
    HE'S CHEATING. LEAVE HIM.

    aaaahahahahahahaaaaaa love it
  • Sooo are you saying I shouldn't have let him put it in my *** on the first date?

    eye?

    Ummmm, well no. But, you should remember. You were there....
  • TaintedVampyre
    TaintedVampyre Posts: 1,428 Member
    What relationship? I'm here for the tacos.

    There's something fishy about this comment........

    I like tilapia!

    Ok just this once...for the halibut...

    BAHAHAH
  • _Wits_
    _Wits_ Posts: 1,286 Member
    Sooo are you saying I shouldn't have let him put it in my *** on the first date?

    eye?

    Ummmm, well no. But, you should remember. You were there....

    :laugh:


    I don't always remember either. :indifferent:
  • This topic is now about tacos:bigsmile:

    Careful. Taco convos get deleted.
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,716 Member

    I never do that. I just come here to find my soulmate.

    And I couldn't be happier that we met.

    Can I just watch the two of you? Seriously....
    I mean I'm willing to be part of the sammich as well, if things progressed that way.

    Move over Susie


    Ewwww girls.
  • Marmitegeoff
    Marmitegeoff Posts: 373 Member
    The answer to everything is










    4


    :happy:

    Its actually 42

    I stand corrected
  • TaintedVampyre
    TaintedVampyre Posts: 1,428 Member
    So should I take the OP's advice since she is essentially advising against it?

    Sure, if it tickles your pickle.
    Or floats your boat
    Or butters your muffin.

    mmm muffin :)
  • novalh42
    novalh42 Posts: 102 Member
    Love this thread!
  • zombiefarmboy
    zombiefarmboy Posts: 221 Member
    What relationship? I'm here for the tacos.

    There's something fishy about this comment........

    I like tilapia!

    Ok just this once...for the halibut...
    I reely can't believe we're resorting to fish puns...
  • So what you are saying is people on the interwebs lie???? How rude.
  • _SusieQ_
    _SusieQ_ Posts: 2,964 Member

    I never do that. I just come here to find my soulmate.

    And I couldn't be happier that we met.

    Can I just watch the two of you? Seriously....
    I mean I'm willing to be part of the sammich as well, if things progressed that way.

    Move over Susie


    Ewwww girls.

    Did you just say Ewww to me and Les and Beth together? Cause I'm pretty sure the 3 of us could proceed without you if we had to. *wicked grin*
  • TaintedVampyre
    TaintedVampyre Posts: 1,428 Member
    How do I get rid of this rash I contracted from the hobos I encountered on my run?

    Don't worry it'll go away in a few days. I may recommend some polysporin for the itch though.
  • smiley245
    smiley245 Posts: 420 Member
    Sooo are you saying I shouldn't have let him put it in my *** on the first date?

    eye?

    The answer is yes...unless its the eye....thats *kitten* hurts!
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
    You come to strangers on the internet because you want to spend time talking about your problems with people that arent your friends IRL.

    Cause IRL friends know you and can tell you when youre bullshtting and leaving out half the story and leaving parts out and playing up other parts and assigning blame where there was no infraction or continuing a pattern you've always held.

    On the internet, you control the info they have AND you get to talk all about your own drama with 90% positive feedback based on 50% of the story with none of the actual advice that your IRL friends could give you because they understand you- YOU in particular.

    Then you get to get mad when the diluted misinformed community gives you advice that doesnt work.

    Yay Science.
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    How do I get rid of this rash I contracted from the hobos I encountered on my run?

    Let's bang...I'll go to doc and get checked, then come back with his answer. :flowerforyou:
  • BigBrewski
    BigBrewski Posts: 922 Member
    What relationship? I'm here for the tacos.

    Is there Bacon in them there tacos????
  • TaintedVampyre
    TaintedVampyre Posts: 1,428 Member
    ...

    Then you get to get mad when the diluted misinformed community gives you advice that doesnt work.

    Yay Science.

    Or you get mad because somebody threw the entire thread out of proportion with a simple phrase that was completely irrelevant to the topic heehee
  • BigBrewski
    BigBrewski Posts: 922 Member
    Sooo are you saying I shouldn't have let him put it in my *** on the first date?

    eye?

    The answer is yes...unless its the eye....thats *kitten* hurts!

    Sounds like you have received an angry pirate.....
  • felice03
    felice03 Posts: 2,644 Member
    What relationship? I'm here for the tacos.

    There's something fishy about this comment........

    I like tilapia!

    Ok just this once...for the halibut...
    I reely can't believe we're resorting to fish puns...

    We should dolphinitely scale back on the fish puns.
  • juliecat1
    juliecat1 Posts: 3,450 Member
    Sooo are you saying I shouldn't have let him put it in my *** on the first date?

    eye?

    The answer is yes...unless its the eye....thats *kitten* hurts!


    That there is some truth. If you listen to anything on the web - that should be it. Lol
  • TaintedVampyre
    TaintedVampyre Posts: 1,428 Member
    How do I get rid of this rash I contracted from the hobos I encountered on my run?

    Let's bang...I'll go to doc and get checked, then come back with his answer. :flowerforyou:

    DOUBLE WHAMMY!
  • ErinBeth7
    ErinBeth7 Posts: 1,625 Member
    Don't come to the internet and ask strangers for relationship advice.

    What a concept!

    :flowerforyou:

    I can just Google it! Or better yet, ask a 15 yr old on Yahoo Answers.
  • LonLB
    LonLB Posts: 1,126 Member
    You come to strangers on the internet because you want to spend time talking about your problems with people that arent your friends IRL.

    Cause IRL friends know you and can tell you when youre bullshtting and leaving out half the story and leaving parts out and playing up other parts and assigning blame where there was no infraction or continuing a pattern you've always held.

    On the internet, you control the info they have AND you get to talk all about your own drama with 90% positive feedback based on 50% of the story with none of the actual advice that your IRL friends could give you because they understand you- YOU in particular.

    Then you get to get mad when the diluted misinformed community gives you advice that doesnt work.

    Yay Science.


    Somehow I think at least some of this comes from a thread I just read, and posted in LOL
  • TaintedVampyre
    TaintedVampyre Posts: 1,428 Member
    Don't come to the internet and ask strangers for relationship advice.

    What a concept!

    :flowerforyou:

    I can just Google it! Or better yet, ask a 15 yr old on Yahoo Answers.

    I've seen some of those questions. Clueless 15 year olds lol