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WOW! Some good relationship advice for everyone!
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I reely can't believe we're resorting to fish puns...What relationship? I'm here for the tacos.
There's something fishy about this comment........
I like tilapia!
Ok just this once...for the halibut...
We should dolphinitely scale back on the fish puns.
yes - wait no.0 -
How do I get rid of this rash I contracted from the hobos I encountered on my run?
Let's bang...I'll go to doc and get checked, then come back with his answer. :flowerforyou:
DOUBLE WHAMMY!
LOL :drinker:0 -
You come to strangers on the internet because you want to spend time talking about your problems with people that arent your friends IRL.
Cause IRL friends know you and can tell you when youre bullshtting and leaving out half the story and leaving parts out and playing up other parts and assigning blame where there was no infraction or continuing a pattern you've always held.
On the internet, you control the info they have AND you get to talk all about your own drama with 90% positive feedback based on 50% of the story with none of the actual advice that your IRL friends could give you because they understand you- YOU in particular.
Then you get to get mad when the diluted misinformed community gives you advice that doesnt work.
Yay Science.
Somehow I think at least some of this comes from a thread I just read, and posted in LOL
I just read that thread!0 -
How do I get rid of this rash I contracted from the hobos I encountered on my run?
Let's bang...I'll go to doc and get checked, then come back with his answer. :flowerforyou:
This can be arranged. I just have to remove the cockroach-sized crab infested merkin and we're GAME! :bigsmile:0 -
I never do that. I just come here to find my soulmate.
And I couldn't be happier that we met.
Can I just watch the two of you? Seriously....
I mean I'm willing to be part of the sammich as well, if things progressed that way.
Move over Susie
Ewwww girls.
Did you just say Ewww to me and Les and Beth together? Cause I'm pretty sure the 3 of us could proceed without you if we had to. *wicked grin*
I'm saying YES PLEASE!!! But only if i can play too!0 -
What relationship? I'm here for the tacos.
Is there Bacon in them there tacos????
Bacos? Yum!0 -
How do I get rid of this rash I contracted from the hobos I encountered on my run?
Let's bang...I'll go to doc and get checked, then come back with his answer. :flowerforyou:
This can be arranged. I just have to remove the cockroach-sized crab infested merkin and we're GAME! :bigsmile:
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*sigh* The internet only knows 85.75876% of everything. Gawd.
BUt I thought it was 85.758277% LOL0 -
I reely can't believe we're resorting to fish puns...What relationship? I'm here for the tacos.
There's something fishy about this comment........
I like tilapia!
Ok just this once...for the halibut...
We should dolphinitely scale back on the fish puns.
yes - wait no.
don't be koi with me!0 -
how dare you think that strangers on the internet don't know what they're talking about.0
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You come to strangers on the internet because you want to spend time talking about your problems with people that arent your friends IRL.
Cause IRL friends know you and can tell you when youre bullshtting and leaving out half the story and leaving parts out and playing up other parts and assigning blame where there was no infraction or continuing a pattern you've always held.
On the internet, you control the info they have AND you get to talk all about your own drama with 90% positive feedback based on 50% of the story with none of the actual advice that your IRL friends could give you because they understand you- YOU in particular.
Then you get to get mad when the diluted misinformed community gives you advice that doesnt work.
Yay Science.
Somehow I think at least some of this comes from a thread I just read, and posted in LOL
what thread? now I have to see it!!!!0 -
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Then you get to get mad when the diluted misinformed community gives you advice that doesnt work.
Yay Science.
Or you get mad because somebody threw the entire thread out of proportion with a simple phrase that was completely irrelevant to the topic heehee
wait, what did I do?0 -
Don't come to the internet and ask strangers for relationship advice.
What a concept!
:flowerforyou:
So ignore this advice then? :flowerforyou:
Tacos for everyone!!!
Cheers!! :drinker:0 -
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Then you get to get mad when the diluted misinformed community gives you advice that doesnt work.
Yay Science.
Or you get mad because somebody threw the entire thread out of proportion with a simple phrase that was completely irrelevant to the topic heehee
wait, what did I do?
Not you specifically, dahling, you used 'you', so I used 'you'. Oh the confusion!!!0 -
I reely can't believe we're resorting to fish puns...What relationship? I'm here for the tacos.
There's something fishy about this comment........
I like tilapia!
Ok just this once...for the halibut...
We should dolphinitely scale back on the fish puns.
yes - wait no.
don't be koi with me!
I don't think they're Herring you.0 -
You come to strangers on the internet because you want to spend time talking about your problems with people that arent your friends IRL.
Cause IRL friends know you and can tell you when youre bullshtting and leaving out half the story and leaving parts out and playing up other parts and assigning blame where there was no infraction or continuing a pattern you've always held.
On the internet, you control the info they have AND you get to talk all about your own drama with 90% positive feedback based on 50% of the story with none of the actual advice that your IRL friends could give you because they understand you- YOU in particular.
Then you get to get mad when the diluted misinformed community gives you advice that doesnt work.
Yay Science.
Somehow I think at least some of this comes from a thread I just read, and posted in LOL
what thread? now I have to see it!!!!
The perfect wife, w/ a husband who won't touch her....
It just made sense.0 -
You come to strangers on the internet because you want to spend time talking about your problems with people that arent your friends IRL.
Cause IRL friends know you and can tell you when youre bullshtting and leaving out half the story and leaving parts out and playing up other parts and assigning blame where there was no infraction or continuing a pattern you've always held.
On the internet, you control the info they have AND you get to talk all about your own drama with 90% positive feedback based on 50% of the story with none of the actual advice that your IRL friends could give you because they understand you- YOU in particular.
Then you get to get mad when the diluted misinformed community gives you advice that doesnt work.
Yay Science.
Somehow I think at least some of this comes from a thread I just read, and posted in LOL
what thread? now I have to see it!!!!
I think you posted in it. About a lady and her husband not being into her after her pregnancy body. She was asking why he wasn't interested.0 -
You come to strangers on the internet because you want to spend time talking about your problems with people that arent your friends IRL.
Cause IRL friends know you and can tell you when youre bullshtting and leaving out half the story and leaving parts out and playing up other parts and assigning blame where there was no infraction or continuing a pattern you've always held.
On the internet, you control the info they have AND you get to talk all about your own drama with 90% positive feedback based on 50% of the story with none of the actual advice that your IRL friends could give you because they understand you- YOU in particular.
Then you get to get mad when the diluted misinformed community gives you advice that doesnt work.
Yay Science.
This is why I ♥ you...and essentially the back thought to my original post.0 -
You come to strangers on the internet because you want to spend time talking about your problems with people that arent your friends IRL.
Cause IRL friends know you and can tell you when youre bullshtting and leaving out half the story and leaving parts out and playing up other parts and assigning blame where there was no infraction or continuing a pattern you've always held.
On the internet, you control the info they have AND you get to talk all about your own drama with 90% positive feedback based on 50% of the story with none of the actual advice that your IRL friends could give you because they understand you- YOU in particular.
Then you get to get mad when the diluted misinformed community gives you advice that doesnt work.
Yay Science.
Somehow I think at least some of this comes from a thread I just read, and posted in LOL
what thread? now I have to see it!!!!
I think you posted in it. About a lady and her husband not being into her after her pregnancy body. She was asking why he wasn't interested.
BAM0 -
Just to be clear, I didn't post this in response to any threads on the boards today...just in general to how the forums seem to flow.0
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How do I get rid of this rash I contracted from the hobos I encountered on my run?
Let's bang...I'll go to doc and get checked, then come back with his answer. :flowerforyou:
This can be arranged. I just have to remove the cockroach-sized crab infested merkin and we're GAME! :bigsmile:
Awesome...like eating crabs at Joe's Crab Shack!! This is a good day!!0 -
I've decided true love relationships are a bunch of crock, people just fall in and out of lust. partners are as disposable as paper towels.0
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I reely can't believe we're resorting to fish puns...What relationship? I'm here for the tacos.
There's something fishy about this comment........
I like tilapia!
Ok just this once...for the halibut...
We should dolphinitely scale back on the fish puns.
yes - wait no.
don't be koi with me!
I don't think they're Herring you.
thank Cod someone understands!0 -
btw....thanks for hijacking my thread with all your fishy taco business!! You're all reported!!!!!!!!
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I reely can't believe we're resorting to fish puns...What relationship? I'm here for the tacos.
There's something fishy about this comment........
I like tilapia!
Ok just this once...for the halibut...
We should dolphinitely scale back on the fish puns.
yes - wait no.
don't be koi with me!
I don't think they're Herring you.
thank Cod someone understands!
Theres a lot of Bass holes on this thread...0 -
I reely can't believe we're resorting to fish puns...What relationship? I'm here for the tacos.
There's something fishy about this comment........
I like tilapia!
Ok just this once...for the halibut...
We should dolphinitely scale back on the fish puns.
yes - wait no.
don't be koi with me!
I don't think they're Herring you.
thank Cod someone understands!
Nope just Floundering0 -
btw....thanks for hijacking my thread with all your fishy taco business!! You're all reported!!!!!!!!
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You love it, so I highly Trout you will report us.0 -
I'm just going to Perch myself up here and watch the ****ery unfold0
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btw....thanks for hijacking my thread with all your fishy taco business!! You're all reported!!!!!!!!
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You love it, so I highly Trout you will report us.
:laugh:
Yeah you are right. I'm not one to bother with the extra effort of reporting anyone.0 -
I'm just going to Perch myself up here and watch the ****ery unfold
Sounds like a plan.0
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