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WOW! Some good relationship advice for everyone!
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btw....thanks for hijacking my thread with all your fishy taco business!! You're all reported!!!!!!!!
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You love it, so I highly Trout you will report us.
the oppor-tuna-ty is always there...0 -
sorry for posting ya'll got tthe wrong ideal and this will be me last post i thought i was giving advice ubt i now see it was wrong and won't do that again and will remember I'm here to loss weight not to have fun like everyone else0
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Oh, snap! You just get PRAWNed!
I reely can't believe we're resorting to fish puns...What relationship? I'm here for the tacos.
There's something fishy about this comment........
I like tilapia!
Ok just this once...for the halibut...
We should dolphinitely scale back on the fish puns.
yes - wait no.
don't be koi with me!
I don't think they're Herring you.
thank Cod someone understands!
Nope just Floundering0 -
Don't come to the internet and ask strangers for relationship advice.
What a concept!
:flowerforyou:
Wait, what? Then what do I do? How do I function without anonymous advice that I can argue with if I don't get the answer I want?0 -
don't be surprised when you are called a ho when there are picures of you in panties (red) as your profile pic on a weight loss program........ just saying
whoa! this made me forget my pun...0 -
You come to strangers on the internet because you want to spend time talking about your problems with people that arent your friends IRL.
Cause IRL friends know you and can tell you when youre bullshtting and leaving out half the story and leaving parts out and playing up other parts and assigning blame where there was no infraction or continuing a pattern you've always held.
On the internet, you control the info they have AND you get to talk all about your own drama with 90% positive feedback based on 50% of the story with none of the actual advice that your IRL friends could give you because they understand you- YOU in particular.
Then you get to get mad when the diluted misinformed community gives you advice that doesnt work.
Yay Science.
Somehow I think at least some of this comes from a thread I just read, and posted in LOL
what thread? now I have to see it!!!!
The perfect wife, w/ a husband who won't touch her....
It just made sense.
ohhhhhhh yeah that btch must be reading fifty shades of losing your grip on reality.0 -
red panties mean you're a ho?0
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don't be surprised when you are called a ho when there are picures of you in panties (red) as your profile pic on a weight loss program........ just saying
whoa! this made me forget my pun...
Thats the Bass hole I was talking about!! Someone doesn't have a Sole !0 -
Oh, snap! You just get PRAWNed!
I reely can't believe we're resorting to fish puns...What relationship? I'm here for the tacos.
There's something fishy about this comment........
I like tilapia!
Ok just this once...for the halibut...
We should dolphinitely scale back on the fish puns.
yes - wait no.
don't be koi with me!
I don't think they're Herring you.
thank Cod someone understands!
Nope just Floundering
I think this is a Golden fishertunity to Pilot this post into deeper waters.0 -
Hmm advice about the Internet on the Internet , internetception.0
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don't be surprised when you are called a ho when there are picures of you in panties (red) as your profile pic on a weight loss program........ just saying
Assume the position ... your profile references the "weight on your knees".0 -
You come to strangers on the internet because you want to spend time talking about your problems with people that arent your friends IRL.
Cause IRL friends know you and can tell you when youre bullshtting and leaving out half the story and leaving parts out and playing up other parts and assigning blame where there was no infraction or continuing a pattern you've always held.
On the internet, you control the info they have AND you get to talk all about your own drama with 90% positive feedback based on 50% of the story with none of the actual advice that your IRL friends could give you because they understand you- YOU in particular.
Then you get to get mad when the diluted misinformed community gives you advice that doesnt work.
Yay Science.
Somehow I think at least some of this comes from a thread I just read, and posted in LOL
what thread? now I have to see it!!!!
The perfect wife, w/ a husband who won't touch her....
It just made sense.
ohhhhhhh yeah that btch must be reading fifty shades of losing your grip on reality.
HAHA AWESOME0 -
don't be surprised when you are called a ho when there are picures of you in panties (red) as your profile pic on a weight loss program........ just saying
wait wait wait lady
are you saying that, on a website meant to help people change the shape of their body, which encourages keeping a visual record of physical changes by periodically taking progress photos... that the color of your underwear is a secret message telling people that your progress and accomplishments dont matter, and that you are simply a desperate woman with no morals?
Well, I can tell by your profile picture, that you are old and therefore republican and therefore the reason why i cant get healthcare.
If you're right in your assumptions, then Im right in mine.
ETA: in other words... you're being ridiculous.0 -
don't be surprised when you are called a ho when there are picures of you in panties (red) as your profile pic on a weight loss program........ just saying
Um....that's just what jealous people say when they're hatin on others.0 -
This thread is getting to "Roughy" for me..0
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And I thought MINE was bad! I liked oppor-tuna-ty.
Oh, snap! You just get PRAWNed!
I reely can't believe we're resorting to fish puns...What relationship? I'm here for the tacos.
There's something fishy about this comment........
I like tilapia!
Ok just this once...for the halibut...
We should dolphinitely scale back on the fish puns.
yes - wait no.
don't be koi with me!
I don't think they're Herring you.
thank Cod someone understands!
Nope just Floundering
I think this is a Golden fishertunity to Pilot this post into deeper waters.0 -
don't be surprised when you are called a ho when there are picures of you in panties (red) as your profile pic on a weight loss program........ just saying
Don't be surprised when you're called an asshat because you're acting like an *kitten* and wearing a hat.0 -
don't be surprised when you are called a ho when there are picures of you in panties (red) as your profile pic on a weight loss program........ just saying
whoa! this made me forget my pun...
Thats the Bass hole I was talking about!! Someone doesn't have a Sole !
that was a pretty Crappie thing to say0 -
don't be surprised when you are called a ho when there are picures of you in panties (red) as your profile pic on a weight loss program........ just saying
Don't be surprised when you're called an asshat because you're acting like an *kitten* and wearing a hat.
BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!0 -
Don't be surprised when people make fun of your hat(e), either.don't be surprised when you are called a ho when there are picures of you in panties (red) as your profile pic on a weight loss program........ just saying0 -
Yeah, much better than mine... *hangs his head in shame*don't be surprised when you are called a ho when there are picures of you in panties (red) as your profile pic on a weight loss program........ just saying
Don't be surprised when you're called an asshat because you're acting like an *kitten* and wearing a hat.
Almost as good as the douche boat thing I saw earlier.0 -
Yeah, much better than mine... *hangs his head in shame*don't be surprised when you are called a ho when there are picures of you in panties (red) as your profile pic on a weight loss program........ just saying
Don't be surprised when you're called an asshat because you're acting like an *kitten* and wearing a hat.
Almost as good as the douche boat thing I saw earlier.
CANOE!!! it's a douche canoe!0 -
Yeah, much better than mine... *hangs his head in shame*don't be surprised when you are called a ho when there are picures of you in panties (red) as your profile pic on a weight loss program........ just saying
Don't be surprised when you're called an asshat because you're acting like an *kitten* and wearing a hat.
Almost as good as the douche boat thing I saw earlier.
That's okay, my fish one wasn't very funny, I had to take my surf to turf.0 -
don't be surprised when you are called a ho when there are picures of you in panties (red) as your profile pic on a weight loss program........ just saying
whoa! this made me forget my pun...
Thats the Bass hole I was talking about!! Someone doesn't have a Sole !
that was a pretty Crappie thing to say
I agree. If I had Mussles, I would punch her!0 -
don't be surprised when you are called a ho when there are picures of you in panties (red) as your profile pic on a weight loss program........ just saying
Wow....Im gonna teach you something that I have always taught my kids. Never ASSume anything, It just makes you look like an *kitten*!!!!!!
Seems as though you are just a tad jealous of her being able to wear those cute red panties. Hating is not a pretty trait.0 -
don't be surprised when you are called a ho when there are picures of you in panties (red) as your profile pic on a weight loss program........ just saying
Did somebody run out of batteries? Happiness = sex0 -
Don't come to the internet and ask strangers for relationship advice.
What a concept!
:flowerforyou:
Bitter?
Lmao, exactly what i thought.0 -
don't be surprised when you are called a ho when there are picures of you in panties (red) as your profile pic on a weight loss program........ just saying
wait wait wait lady
are you saying that, on a website meant to help people change the shape of their body, which encourages keeping a visual record of physical changes by periodically taking progress photos... that the color of your underwear is a secret message telling people that your progress and accomplishments dont matter, and that you are simply a desperate woman with no morals?
Well, I can tell by your profile picture, that you are old and therefore republican and therefore the reason why i cant get healthcare.
If you're right in your assumptions, then Im right in mine.
ETA: in other words... you're being ridiculous.
HAHA **** like this is why I sent a FR0 -
don't be surprised when you are called a ho when there are picures of you in panties (red) as your profile pic on a weight loss program........ just saying
whoa! this made me forget my pun...
Thats the Bass hole I was talking about!! Someone doesn't have a Sole !
that was a pretty Crappie thing to say
I agree. If I had Mussles, I would punch her!
you Betta believe it!0 -
Don't come to the internet and ask strangers for relationship advice.
What a concept!
:flowerforyou:
I can just Google it! Or better yet, ask a 15 yr old on Yahoo Answers.
I've seen some of those questions. Clueless 15 year olds lol
I usually just like to "Aske Jeeves". He seems pretty legit.0
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