The embarrasing questions thread....
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My question is:
Why does a healthy diet cause me to fart so much?
Pobably because healthy foods tend to have fiber. I call Fiber One bars Farter One bars, and it's pretty accurate.
I totally fart while working out, and I don't care. It's just me at home
^^This^^ Fiber is known to make you gassy. I can only eat one Fiber One bar or I have to leave the room.0 -
Why does a healthy diet cause me to fart so much?
OMG - Or that running could give you the runs if you DON'T eat healthy!
Sounds like a personal problem... <shrug>0 -
Are the grainy feeling bits on my face after I work out pieces of dirt that I sweated our of my pores?
sweat contains salt. when it dries, you get a gritty feeling. just like after swimming in the ocean.0 -
Are the grainy feeling bits on my face after I work out pieces of dirt that I sweated our of my pores?
That just means you need to shower more.0 -
I find myself touching my face more as I lose weight, just feeling the outlines of the bones. Does anyone else do that?
I don't my face, but I touch my hip bones and ribs all the time. It's weird to feel bones like this when I never have before. Also, when I sleep on my side, it hurts to have my knees together, I lost padding there apparently, so I have to seperate my legs when I sleep on the side.
I LOVE these problems, haha!0 -
Are the grainy feeling bits on my face after I work out pieces of dirt that I sweated our of my pores?
sweat contains salt. when it dries, you get a gritty feeling. just like after swimming in the ocean.
OMG I always wondered why I could taste salt when I licked my lips after running. Now I know!!0 -
Are the grainy feeling bits on my face after I work out pieces of dirt that I sweated our of my pores?
sweat contains salt. when it dries, you get a gritty feeling. just like after swimming in the ocean.
OMG I always wondered why I could taste salt when I licked my lips after running. Now I know!!
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why is it when i do butt flexes i feel my wee wee go in and out?
Thanks, just got a visual in my head0 -
Are the grainy feeling bits on my face after I work out pieces of dirt that I sweated our of my pores?
sweat contains salt. when it dries, you get a gritty feeling. just like after swimming in the ocean.
OMG I always wondered why I could taste salt when I licked my lips after running. Now I know!!
:indifferent:
Yes I know I'm a bit dim :ohwell:0 -
I wasnt being mean or wanting cause a freak show, i was genuinly curious as i have fat everywhere and google gave me wierd results, so I posted here about fat 'there' yea its embarrasing and wondered if anyone else as curious mind and any embarrasing questions we can all help with regarding losing weight or just a curious question.. thought be light hearted topic and better than the 'rate me' stuff
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sorry if i caused affence or people thought i was taking the p#ss i honestly wasn't.0 -
love this thread, can't stop laughing.
guys does your manhood really get bigger, or can you just see it better?0 -
Why is it that now that I am eating right does my sweat smell like cooked onions? I never had that problem before and no I don't eat a lot of onions. To be more specific, it always reminds me of the smell left in your car after you get Whataburger (for those of you who know that place).0
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love this thread, can't stop laughing.
guys does your manhood really get bigger, or can you just see it better?
taht made me LOL0 -
I wasnt being mean or wanting cause a freak show, i was genuinly curious as i have fat everywhere and google gave me wierd results, so I posted here about fat 'there' yea its embarrasing and wondered if anyone else as curious mind and any embarrasing questions we can all help with regarding losing weight or just a curious question.. thought be light hearted topic and better than the 'rate me' stuff x
sorry if i caused affence or people thought i was taking the p#ss i honestly wasn't.
dont apologize...people are having fun.0 -
I wasnt being mean or wanting cause a freak show, i was genuinly curious as i have fat everywhere and google gave me wierd results, so I posted here about fat 'there' yea its embarrasing and wondered if anyone else as curious mind and any embarrasing questions we can all help with regarding losing weight or just a curious question.. thought be light hearted topic and better than the 'rate me' stuff x
sorry if i caused affence or people thought i was taking the p#ss i honestly wasn't.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: *thinking about the possible results Google could have given you*0 -
guys does your manhood really get bigger, or can you just see it better?
Well, every guy WISHES it would actually get bigger, it doesn't. It's the same size it's always been, just not hidden by a bunch of fat. :-)0 -
I wasnt being mean or wanting cause a freak show, i was genuinly curious as i have fat everywhere and google gave me wierd results, so I posted here about fat 'there' yea its embarrasing and wondered if anyone else as curious mind and any embarrasing questions we can all help with regarding losing weight or just a curious question.. thought be light hearted topic and better than the 'rate me' stuff x
sorry if i caused affence or people thought i was taking the p#ss i honestly wasn't.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: *thinking about the possible results Google could have given you*
DONT even look at the image results - i think im going to have nightmeres. and yes google is no longer my friend.0 -
What is it? A gassy foods diet means not eating foods that can cause gas, bloating, and discomfort. Some foods cause you gas after you eat them. Each person has their own reaction to single foods. You may not develop gas when eating all of these foods.Are you guys fart while doing your excercises?
Care:
Do not eat the gas-causing foods below for a few weeks or until your gas goes away. Try the less gas-causing foods on the second set of lists.
When you are ready to try the gas-causing foods again, add one at a time to see if you get gas. Wait a few days before trying a new food. This will help you find out which foods cause you gas.
Ask caregivers about lactase enzyme pills, like Lactaid™ if you have trouble with dairy foods and drinks. These pills help break down the milk sugar (lactose) that may be causing your problem.
Sometimes cooked dried beans cause some people too much gas. Try one of the products made to help digest (break down) beans, like Bean-o™.
There are other things that you can do to keep from getting gas.
Do not use straws or drink from bottles with narrow openings. Drink fewer bubbly liquids, such as soda pop, bubbly water, or beer. Do not eat foods that have a lot of air in them, such as whipped cream or meringue.
Sipping drinks, chewing gum, or sucking hard candy make you swallow often. You may swallow extra air and then have more gas. Eating slowly and not smoking will also lessen gas.
Increase your fiber intake slowly over a period of several months. This will give your body more time to get used to the fiber without causing too much gas.
LESS GAS CAUSING FOODS: The following foods cause less gas.
DAIRY:
Lowfat cheese and cottage cheese
Lowfat frozen yogurt
Plain or fruit lowfat yogurt
DRIED LEGUMES:
Smooth peanut butter
FRUITS:
Cooked or canned fruits without peels, like applesauce or fruit cocktail
Filtered fruit juices without added fructose (sugar)
Lower fiber fruits, like grapes, kiwi, plums, or nectarines
GRAINS AND STARCHES:
Angel food cake
Breads, rolls, and pastas made with white or refined flours
Cooked pastas with light sauces
Farina type cereals, like cream of wheat or rice
Mashed potatoes without skins
White rice
MEATS AND MEAT SUBSTITUTES:
Eggs cooked without frying, like poached or boiled
Lean meat, fish, and poultry cooked without lots of fat
VEGETABLES:
Carrots
Summer squash and winter squash
Vegetable soup
THE FOODS BELOW CAN CAUSE GAS: Avoid these foods for a few weeks to see if your problems with gas lessen.
ARTIFICIAL SWEETENERS:
Mannitol (TM)
Sorbitol (TM)
DAIRY:
Cream
Ice cream
Ice milk
Milk
Milk products
DRIED LEGUMES:
Baked beans
Dried beans, like kidney, pinto, garbanzos, lima, and navy
Dried peas, like split peas and lentils
Soybeans
FRUITS:
Apples
Avocados
Bananas
Melon
Prunes and raisins
GRAINS AND STARCHES:
Bran cereal or breads
Large amounts of wheat products
HIGH FAT FOODS:
Fatty meats
Fried foods
Gravies
Pastries
Rich cream sauces
VEGETABLES:
Broccoli, brussels sprouts, cabbage, and cauliflower
Corn
Cucumber
Green peppers
Kohlrabi
Onions and leeks
Radishes, rutabaga and turnips
Sauerkraut
CALL YOUR CAREGIVER IF:
You have questions about the serving sizes on this diet.
You have questions about how to prepare or cook foods on this diet.
You have questions about how or where to buy foods on this diet.
You have questions or concerns about your illness, medicine, or this diet.
BUMP For later!0 -
love this thread, can't stop laughing.
guys does your manhood really get bigger, or can you just see it better?
Yes.
For the wee wee guy: It's because you use the same neuromuscular pathways for the butt and genitalia. It's just generally easy to contract both sets of muscles than differentiate.
Has anyone else noticed that on the little to no carb diet your teeth get whiter and you have no plaque when you wake up?0 -
My question is:
Why does a healthy diet cause me to fart so much?
Be proud of your healthy colon!0 -
love this thread, can't stop laughing.
guys does your manhood really get bigger, or can you just see it better?
Yes.
For the wee wee guy: It's because you use the same neuromuscular pathways for the butt and genitalia. It's just generally easy to contract both sets of muscles than differentiate.
Has anyone else noticed that on the little to no carb diet your teeth get whiter and you have no plaque when you wake up?
i'll happlily give up carbs for this!
how do people cope without carbs? your are strong very strong!0 -
Why is it that now that I am eating right does my sweat smell like cooked onions? I never had that problem before and no I don't eat a lot of onions. To be more specific, it always reminds me of the smell left in your car after you get Whataburger (for those of you who know that place).
Just weird PH-related stuff, I'm sure. Onions contain sulpher, and I think our bodies might have some as well..
Anyway, as an aside, when I was at my largest and really not taking care of my body, when I would get nervous and sweat (because I didn't work up a sweat otherwise!), my body smelled like stale air... like that awful smell when you crank on your AC in the dead heat?? Yeah.. sexy.0 -
Okay so I'm curious reguarding people who lost weight i cant help it sorry.. so thought be nice so have some light hearted questions and answers reguarding curious, strange, embarrasing questions you want to know... tak to each other have a giggle..
so mine is - people who lost weight do you lose weight in your pubic area? x
I think for us gents, our schlong grows an inch for every 30 lbs or something like that.
This nearly had me spewing my water all over my computer here at work, lol. Made my day :laugh:0 -
Anyone ever notice how your pointer finger fits perfectly in your nostril? Like it was meant to be. :happy:0
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Anyone ever notice how your pointer finger fits perfectly in your nostril? Like it was meant to be. :happy:
how many people just tried this?0 -
Oh my gosh, this thread has me laughing and I needed a good laugh today :laugh:0
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does sweating get better the once lost weight?0
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Anyone ever notice how your pointer finger fits perfectly in your nostril? Like it was meant to be. :happy:
Woah! My pointer finger.... gosh, i was growing my pinkie fingernails out really long for that 'purpose'. I iz doing it wrong
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does sweating get better the once lost weight?
Actually, I've noticed that during activities, you sweat more as you get healthier. Of course, your body doesn't just randomly break into a sweat (i.e, you don't sweat when you go up 1 flight of stairs, but when doing a kickboxing workout, you may have to change shirts a few times)0 -
What is this? A freak show?
freaks are awesome!
and this thread is SLAYING me.0
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