The embarrasing questions thread....

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  • gemmalouise85
    gemmalouise85 Posts: 157 Member
    this could be true as my boyfriend as hugge fingers and nostrils.. an his finger dont even fit up my nose...

    it like the whole
    size from your wrist to inner elbow crease in your arm is your foot size
    and middle finger to middle finger arm stretch is how tall you are
  • RainRedfield
    RainRedfield Posts: 597 Member
    Oh my dear lord... This may be the best thread ever.

    Why do I sweat BLACK out of the pores under my eyes?

    I have no idea why and neither do the few doctors I've asked.
  • auroranflash
    auroranflash Posts: 3,569 Member
    Oh my dear lord... This may be the best thread ever.

    Why do I sweat BLACK out of the pores under my eyes?

    I have no idea why and neither do the few doctors I've asked.

    :laugh:

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  • dunnweb
    dunnweb Posts: 49
    My question is:

    Why does a healthy diet cause me to fart so much?

    Be proud of your healthy colon!

    Low carb has to be the easiest diet once you get it started. I love it.
  • gemmalouise85
    gemmalouise85 Posts: 157 Member
    Oh my dear lord... This may be the best thread ever.

    Why do I sweat BLACK out of the pores under my eyes?

    I have no idea why and neither do the few doctors I've asked.

    that is strange im curious for you.... do you wear mascara ? lol
  • gemmalouise85
    gemmalouise85 Posts: 157 Member
    My question is:

    Why does a healthy diet cause me to fart so much?

    Be proud of your healthy colon!

    Low carb has to be the easiest diet once you get it started. I love it.

    what do u replace carbs with?
  • dusty_712001
    dusty_712001 Posts: 172 Member
    love this thread, can't stop laughing.

    guys does your manhood really get bigger, or can you just see it better?

    Shaving makes it look bigger too .... And taste better?


    Expect more friend request in the near future.
  • RainRedfield
    RainRedfield Posts: 597 Member
    Oh my dear lord... This may be the best thread ever.

    Why do I sweat BLACK out of the pores under my eyes?

    I have no idea why and neither do the few doctors I've asked.

    that is strange im curious for you.... do you wear mascara ? lol

    No lol.. I don't wear makeup, I'm not EMO, and I have very good hygiene.

    ... I'm just a freak apparently because I've only ever found one other case like this.
  • CandeesLand
    CandeesLand Posts: 200
    Has anyone weighed themselves before and after a poop just too see how much it weighs?
  • littlepinkhearts
    littlepinkhearts Posts: 1,055 Member
    Okay so I'm curious reguarding people who lost weight i cant help it sorry.. so thought be nice so have some light hearted questions and answers reguarding curious, strange, embarrasing questions you want to know... tak to each other have a giggle..


    so mine is - people who lost weight do you lose weight in your pubic area? x

    I think for us gents, our schlong grows an inch for every 30 lbs or something like that.
    which is kinda true for chicks too.. not that their whoooha grows an inch but it is more defined.. if you loose the poofyness around the goodies everything looks better hahaha

    hahaha love this answer....too cute
  • gemmalouise85
    gemmalouise85 Posts: 157 Member
    Oh my dear lord... This may be the best thread ever.

    Why do I sweat BLACK out of the pores under my eyes?

    I have no idea why and neither do the few doctors I've asked.

    that is strange im curious for you.... do you wear mascara ? lol

    No lol.. I don't wear makeup, I'm not EMO, and I have very good hygiene.

    ... I'm just a freak apparently because I've only ever found one other case like this.

    your special :)
  • RainRedfield
    RainRedfield Posts: 597 Member
    Why do I weigh MORE after I pee?
  • littlebuddy84
    littlebuddy84 Posts: 995 Member
    I find myself touching my face more as I lose weight, just feeling the outlines of the bones. Does anyone else do that?
    Lol I do that all the time :-)
  • recoiljpr
    recoiljpr Posts: 292
    Has anyone weighed themselves before and after a poop just too see how much it weighs?

    Of course!!!
  • gemmalouise85
    gemmalouise85 Posts: 157 Member
    i used go slimming world and always went before i go as i was convinced that if i didnt i wouldnt lose that week!
  • gemmalouise85
    gemmalouise85 Posts: 157 Member
    Why do I weigh MORE after I pee?

    because you have wet clothes :s
  • Angie_Fritts
    Angie_Fritts Posts: 263 Member
    My question is:

    Why does a healthy diet cause me to fart so much?

    Because most healthy diets have more fiber.
  • shanolap
    shanolap Posts: 1,204 Member
    Most everyone I know on MFP has.
  • Chrysy87
    Chrysy87 Posts: 56 Member
    On a serious note. Yes you will loose weight from your pubic area. You won't probably notice until you get down to a decent weight ie:
    the high end of your recommended idea weight range or close to it. If you loose a tonne of weight but are still quite overweight you may not notice a change.
  • Halleeon
    Halleeon Posts: 309 Member
    Oh my dear lord... This may be the best thread ever.

    Why do I sweat BLACK out of the pores under my eyes?

    I have no idea why and neither do the few doctors I've asked.

    you probably just have really big pores, and so when you sweat its easier for dirt & oil to get in them, and it just shows.
  • barkin43
    barkin43 Posts: 508 Member
    why is it when i do butt flexes i feel my wee wee go in and out?

    Thanks, I just spat coffee all over my laptop. I'm still such a kid that words like wee-wee make me giggle.

    Ditto!!
  • RitaSantoss
    RitaSantoss Posts: 986 Member
    I am actually pretty happy that someone asked the fart question, because I find that I fart more after I eat fruit.

    Does this specifically happen to anyone else in this thread?
  • jentarver
    jentarver Posts: 192
    Yes it does. The typical term "fat cat" lol
    I have noticed this about myself during my weight loss
  • gemmalouise85
    gemmalouise85 Posts: 157 Member
    On a serious note. Yes you will loose weight from your pubic area. You won't probably notice until you get down to a decent weight ie:
    the high end of your recommended idea weight range or close to it. If you loose a tonne of weight but are still quite overweight you may not notice a change.

    thankyou.. i dont feel normal right now ... and its embarrasing
  • kayemme
    kayemme Posts: 1,782 Member
    Okay so I'm curious reguarding people who lost weight i cant help it sorry.. so thought be nice so have some light hearted questions and answers reguarding curious, strange, embarrasing questions you want to know... tak to each other have a giggle..


    so mine is - people who lost weight do you lose weight in your pubic area? x

    I think for us gents, our schlong grows an inch for every 30 lbs or something like that.

    sweet action.
  • gemmalouise85
    gemmalouise85 Posts: 157 Member
    I am actually pretty happy that someone asked the fart question, because I find that I fart more after I eat fruit.

    Does this specifically happen to anyone else in this thread?

    yes..
    also i'm a mum of 2 and never did pelvic floor exersise..
    doing squats is just a total nightmere
  • CJisinShape
    CJisinShape Posts: 1,404 Member
    Do big boobs just shrink or shrink and sag with weight loss?

    Can an apple shaped person get a waist? I heard you can round a flat butt with the right exercise but can you turn a square into an hourglass?
  • kayemme
    kayemme Posts: 1,782 Member
    Has anyone weighed themselves before and after a poop just too see how much it weighs?

    Of course!!!

    always!!
  • recoiljpr
    recoiljpr Posts: 292
    I am actually pretty happy that someone asked the fart question, because I find that I fart more after I eat fruit.

    Does this specifically happen to anyone else in this thread?

    This is outside of the wall to my cube, so YES!!!

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  • gemmalouise85
    gemmalouise85 Posts: 157 Member
    Do big boobs just shrink or shrink and sag with weight loss?

    Can an apple shaped person get a waist? I heard you can round a flat butt with the right exercise but can you turn a square into an hourglass?
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    im hoping my boobs dont disapear! but be good to know..
    and most people i seen ended up with 6 packs..