At what age is it appropriate to
RedHeadDevotchka
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Rip *kitten* in public without a care or acknowledgement? I mean even the loud ones, the crop dusters, SBDs, you know...
The reason I ask is this (also the reason I can't stop laughing, yup farts are funny) is there is an older guy who works here and he just walked in and let one go without missing a beat. He was asking about lunch, I heard this thing it was a loud one, and I turned and looked and he just acted like nothing happened. And now I can't stop laughing!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I've caught my g-ma doing it and other people I know too, they just don't even pay attention.
So I ask you, at what age do the elderly get this free pass (no pun intended).
The reason I ask is this (also the reason I can't stop laughing, yup farts are funny) is there is an older guy who works here and he just walked in and let one go without missing a beat. He was asking about lunch, I heard this thing it was a loud one, and I turned and looked and he just acted like nothing happened. And now I can't stop laughing!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I've caught my g-ma doing it and other people I know too, they just don't even pay attention.
So I ask you, at what age do the elderly get this free pass (no pun intended).
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I don't know. If I do it in public I always blame it on my hubby. lol I figure they would think it was him anyway. lol0
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
Maybe it's an embarrassment thing? I accidentally ripped one earlier as I was walking to a meeting and I just had to pretend it didn't happen because to do anything otherwise would have meant CERTAIN DOOM AND SHAME.
I just clenched my cheeks and walked on, feeling the burn of accidental-toot-awareness spread across my face.
Oh, crikey, I'm giggling so hard at work right now.
My boss must be getting suspicious that I'm not actually updating our Portal...0 -
:laugh: I think under 10 and over 70 its acceptable.
But thanks for the laugh....needed it this afternoon. Never happened to me - and hope it never does.0 -
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
Maybe it's an embarrassment thing? I accidentally ripped one earlier as I was walking to a meeting and I just had to pretend it didn't happen because to do anything otherwise would have meant CERTAIN DOOM AND SHAME.
I just clenched my cheeks and walked on, feeling the burn of accidental-toot-awareness spread across my face.
Oh, crikey, I'm giggling so hard at work right now.
My boss must be getting suspicious that I'm not actually updating our Portal...
accidental toot awareness...Im gonna piss myself!!!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0 -
I fart anywhere...breathe at your own risk0
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So I ask you, at what age do the elderly get this free pass (no pun intended).
I would leave the elderly out of the equation because it's not a matter of "appropriate" but not having the control...so what age is considered "elderly" ? not sure on that one but you're day will come....0 -
Now! Just do it!0
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Some people just plain dont give a ****. And on top of that, I'm pretty sure there is a point in life where all people say to themselves "I just dont care what anyone thinks about me anymore". The age is hard to pinpoint.0
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I just did!0
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I would leave the elderly out of the equation because it's not a matter of "appropriate" but not having the control...so what age is considered "elderly" ? not sure on that one but you're day will come....So I ask you, at what age do the elderly get this free pass (no pun intended).
whoa, it's just for fun,. I'm not being malicious "your day will come" c'mon, lighten up a bit!0 -
accidental toot awareness...Im gonna piss myself!!!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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OMG...........That's too funny. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0 -
Some people just plain dont give a ****. And on top of that, I'm pretty sure there is a point in life where all people say to themselves "I just dont care what anyone thinks about me anymore". The age is hard to pinpoint.
good point. That's true, they've lived and made it through some things that the rest of us haven't, so they feel entitled. I get it. Still hilarious0 -
This is too funny and so true. My mom started doing this around 2 yrs. ago at age 78. I just crack up cause she just let's loose no matter how loud or smelly they are. I remember my Aunt (God rest her soul) would fart and she'd put her hands over her mouth and say Tuse Me each time. I thought that was also hilarious. You see she was from the deep South and had a hard time talking right. LMAO! Thanks so much for giving me the chance to have a good memory for a passed loved one. I'll be laughing all afternoon now.0
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i do it everyday at the gym and just hop eeveryone has their music turned up.0
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Never!
I was seriously raised where such things weren't discussed or done. I can't tell you how many times I saw mh mom clinch and race out of the room.
True story. Went on a date with a guy who farted at the table after we were finished eating. I tried to ignore it... It stopped me mid sentence. I just said "... Did you just...??" and he said "yeah. It's the highest form of flattery in some countries to fart after a meal". I got up and left.0 -
i do it everyday at the gym and just hop eeveryone has their music turned up.
I do feel like working out encourages flatulence0 -
Never!
I was seriously raised where such things weren't discussed or done. I can't tell you how many times I saw mh mom clinch and race out of the room.
True story. Went on a date with a guy who farted at the table after we were finished eating. I tried to ignore it... It stopped me mid sentence. I just said "... Did you just...??" and he said "yeah. It's the highest form of flattery in some countries to fart after a meal". I got up and left.
I don't blame you!0 -
Never!
I was seriously raised where such things weren't discussed or done. I can't tell you how many times I saw mh mom clinch and race out of the room.
True story. Went on a date with a guy who farted at the table after we were finished eating. I tried to ignore it... It stopped me mid sentence. I just said "... Did you just...??" and he said "yeah. It's the highest form of flattery in some countries to fart after a meal". I got up and left.
Your mom and mine must have been raised identically :laugh:
There was a time my sister was driving us back from somewhere, and she let loose, and my mom nearly had a coniption fit, asking her why she didn't pull over and get out of the car to do that :laugh:
But yeah, I was raised that it's just not appropriate, so I don't know if I ever would, unless I just couldn't help it. But I'd definitely be so embarrassed about it, if it were to happen.0 -
my dad used to always do it in the grocery store and say it was a mouse0
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Never!
I was seriously raised where such things weren't discussed or done. I can't tell you how many times I saw mh mom clinch and race out of the room.
True story. Went on a date with a guy who farted at the table after we were finished eating. I tried to ignore it... It stopped me mid sentence. I just said "... Did you just...??" and he said "yeah. It's the highest form of flattery in some countries to fart after a meal". I got up and left.
classy....and i dont mean your date0 -
I do it all the time. Sometimes you just can't help it. I can tell when my husband is crop dusting because he takes off and begins randomly circling wherever we are. I used to toot in my cubicle at my old job or get up and crop dust. Sometimes you just have to!0
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I had a friend who's dad would go, hey do you hear the barking spiders? and cut one, hahahamy dad used to always do it in the grocery store and say it was a mouse0 -
Women don't fart. ever. In the rare exception butterflies and rainbows come out, and it smells of roses.
I don't care, but I don't stay in the place where I do it! haha.0 -
I followed an elderly lady at Safeway one time that had the walking farts (thanks larry the cable guy). pfft pfft pfft with every step. I figured heck, if she can do it, so can I!!!0
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heck i pick up speed from farting while i walk like a super charger i go into overdrive lollll0
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I had my 14 year old daughter pinned in an isle at a sporting goods store once and I let a silent but violent one go.. waited a few seconds and left the isle. As my daughter was following me, all I heard was.. "oh daddy.."0
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heck i pick up speed from farting while i walk like a super charger i go into overdrive lollll
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I just try to be next to old people, let fly silently, and step away discreetly...0
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I just try to be next to old people, let fly silently, and step away discreetly...
Pretty fked up but I do the same thing at work lol0 -
On a more serious note, some people have illnesses like crohns, UC or IBS and they just can't help themselves. It is either let it go or suffer terribley0
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