Garlic is bad for you

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  • ElizabethRoad
    ElizabethRoad Posts: 5,138 Member
    Id be dead already. I eat a **** ton of garlic more than a normal American. If a recipe asks for 2 cloves i put 5 lol
    I will dice 3 cloves of garlic before I decide what I'm cooking...
  • Nerdy_Rose
    Nerdy_Rose Posts: 1,277 Member
    Little known fact: a fresh clove of garlic inserted into the vagina will cure a yeast infection.

    Also, taking odorless garlic pills improves vaginal odor.

    How/ WHY do you know this?

    Well, a good friend of mine who happens to be a lesbian told me the garlic pill one -- so, I tried it out, and it does work.

    The other one, I found in an online article, and then consulted with a friend who is a midwife about the veracity of the research. I am prone to yeast infections if I eat sweets too often/don't take the right vitamins/have to take antibiotics.
  • Adleheid77
    Adleheid77 Posts: 16
    Id be dead already. I eat a **** ton of garlic more than a normal American. If a recipe asks for 2 cloves i put 5 lol
    I will dice 3 cloves of garlic before I decide what I'm cooking...

    Yes, yes. Me too. One for the eye, one for the vagina, and one for dinner of course. LMAO:laugh:
  • jennla32
    jennla32 Posts: 18 Member
    Note to self: Put garlic in vagina, not eyes or mouth....
  • ZeroWoIf
    ZeroWoIf Posts: 588 Member
    Garlic gives me gas! :blushing:

    Try putting it in your eye next time. LOL

    Priceless. LMAO

    I just burned 544 calories LMAO!!!! Back to business now, I'm making a garlic, sugar, aspartame, DHMO, Splenda souffle. I'm going to add banana as well to get some extra sugars and carbs :wink:

    Make sure it has a good dose of Gluten too for the ultimate lethal injection.
  • TheUglyFriend
    TheUglyFriend Posts: 338
    Id be dead already. I eat a **** ton of garlic more than a normal American. If a recipe asks for 2 cloves i put 5 lol
    I will dice 3 cloves of garlic before I decide what I'm cooking...

    Yes, yes. Me too. One for the eye, one for the vagina, and one for dinner of course. LMAO:laugh:

    LMFAO
  • Nerdy_Rose
    Nerdy_Rose Posts: 1,277 Member
    It might be weird, but it's way cheaper than those over-the-counter medicines.
  • Freyja2023
    Freyja2023 Posts: 158 Member
    95 percent of americans are in danger of suffering a long agonizing death as a result of garlic. Get your facts straight guys there is research out there.

    I'm a certified herbalist and have studied the medicial qualities of herbs for over ten years and have yet to find the research that states that garlic is bad. Maybe put a link to your research so that people can read what you are reading. Just saying that's all.
  • WendyTerry420
    WendyTerry420 Posts: 13,274 Member
    Garlic gives me gas! :blushing:

    Try putting it in your eye next time. LOL

    :laugh:

    Yes, I've heard that eating through your eyes is a guaranteed 50 lbs shed per day! :laugh:
  • ZeroWoIf
    ZeroWoIf Posts: 588 Member
    95 percent of americans are in danger of suffering a long agonizing death as a result of garlic. Get your facts straight guys there is research out there.

    I'm a certified herbalist and have studied the medicial qualities of herbs for over ten years and have yet to find the research that states that garlic is bad. Maybe put a link to your research so that people can read what you are reading. Just saying that's all.

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  • Sarahbara76
    Sarahbara76 Posts: 601 Member
    I wear it as perfume.. is that gonna kill me?
  • Owlie45
    Owlie45 Posts: 806 Member
    In other news, Sheldon and Amy have engaged in sexual intercourse....

    Would appreciate if you kept this discussion serious.
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    We will as soon as you do.
    Post something to support your claims.

    Garlic is good for you and its amazing
  • Adleheid77
    Adleheid77 Posts: 16
    I wear it as perfume.. is that gonna kill me?

    Yes, but only socially. lol
  • LordBezoar
    LordBezoar Posts: 625 Member
    95 percent of americans are in danger of suffering a long agonizing death as a result of garlic. Get your facts straight guys there is research out there.

    I'm a certified herbalist and have studied the medicial qualities of herbs for over ten years and have yet to find the research that states that garlic is bad. Maybe put a link to your research so that people can read what you are reading. Just saying that's all.

    A bit of advice, love...

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  • sizzle92
    sizzle92 Posts: 1,015 Member
    Am I the only one here who thinks that he made zero sense in his OP? What does me eating garlic have to do with your internal and external.....whatever you said?
  • filomenae
    filomenae Posts: 110 Member
    Well, I just had garlic in my pesto and tofurky pita sandwich; guess I'm screwed. :laugh:
  • recoiljpr
    recoiljpr Posts: 292
    My wife said it was the fault of Garlic that she got pregnant 4 times. After reading this thread, I am beginning to believe it really was Garlic and not pool boy Ricardo as I first suspected....
  • shelley2shane
    shelley2shane Posts: 31 Member
    My husband and I eat TONS of garlic it has many health benefits, as well as an awesome flavor. We also supplement our dogs with it. Not sure what you have heard about garlic but I'm sure it can help out more than hurt you. BTW when we get sick we take either fresh or jarred garlic by the tablespoonful and seen to heal quicker. It is a blood thiner so some people may need to be careful about that... Onion and Garlic are HUGE staples in our home and we are very healthy and have loads of energy!!
  • tripod271
    tripod271 Posts: 112 Member
    Why does the OP look like Teal'c?
    ROFL I love this!
  • Laceylala
    Laceylala Posts: 3,094 Member
    Note to self: Put garlic in vagina, not eyes or mouth....

    I know right? I learned something new on MFP today.
  • Lady_Bane
    Lady_Bane Posts: 720 Member
    Doesn't everything cause cancer now-a-days?
  • rocketqueen81
    rocketqueen81 Posts: 35
    Put a clove of garlic in your eye for 2 minutes and let me know how that feels. Would you consider eating that?
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    Ummm...I'm not going to put any food substance in my eye...WTH?
  • myfitnessnmhoy
    myfitnessnmhoy Posts: 2,105 Member
    Don't eat garlic as it will cause my external and internal diseases.

    You may be right. I eat garlic almost every day, and it's apparently killing me. Always within 12 hours of eating garlic, I have this overwhelming desire to lie down in bed, and then I think I die for a few hours. Fortunately, I have this thing called an "alarm clock" next to my bed that came with a strong recommendation that it was loud enough to wake the dead, and it works.

    I always thought it was water, so under my holistic naturopractor's advice I've given that up for almost 3 days now, and it really does seem to be helping. I lie down and I can barely tell the difference between that and being alive.
  • TheBooBooStew
    TheBooBooStew Posts: 54 Member
    My thoughts, when the Lord calls you home, it means it was your time. Rather you eat garlic or not.
  • mommyweighless
    mommyweighless Posts: 192 Member
    Put a clove of garlic in your eye for 2 minutes and let me know how that feels. Would you consider eating that?
    I seriously doubt there is ANY food you could stick in your eye for two minutes (and why would you want to) that wouldn't have adverse effects of some kind. How did that become the test to determine if a food is worth eating anyway?

    Personally, if it doesn't have garlic, onions, and mushrooms it just isn't really food.

    I bet you have a super hairy chest as well as a shortened life span (according to my mom..onions put hair on your chest)!
  • missmgray
    missmgray Posts: 152 Member
    Don't eat garlic as it will cause my external and internal diseases.

    You may be right. I eat garlic almost every day, and it's apparently killing me. Always within 12 hours of eating garlic, I have this overwhelming desire to lie down in bed, and then I think I die for a few hours. Fortunately, I have this thing called an "alarm clock" next to my bed that came with a strong recommendation that it was loud enough to wake the dead, and it works.

    You got me dude, first real giggle of my day! Thanks. :laugh:
  • TheBooBooStew
    TheBooBooStew Posts: 54 Member
    95 percent of americans are in danger of suffering a long agonizing death as a result of garlic. Get your facts straight guys there is research out there.

    I'm a certified herbalist and have studied the medicial qualities of herbs for over ten years and have yet to find the research that states that garlic is bad. Maybe put a link to your research so that people can read what you are reading. Just saying that's all.


    I love garlic. My dietician says garlic lowers the risk for heart disease. If it was that bad I am sure they would pull it from the shelf. =]
  • recoiljpr
    recoiljpr Posts: 292
    My thoughts, when the Lord calls you home, it means it was your time. Rather you eat garlic or not.

    I bet that's an awkward call if it's a pocket dial... "Sorry Mr. Recoil, I meant to call Mrs. Johnson, but my pocket must have dialed your number".... That would be my luck. ;-)
  • ZeroWoIf
    ZeroWoIf Posts: 588 Member
    My thoughts, when the Lord calls you home, it means it was your time. Rather you eat garlic or not.

    I bet that's an awkward call if it's a pocket dial... "Sorry Mr. Recoil, I meant to call Mrs. Johnson, but my pocket must have dialed your number".... That would be my luck. ;-)

    Judoka? Or no Judoka?
  • ZeroWoIf
    ZeroWoIf Posts: 588 Member
    Doesn't everything cause cancer now-a-days?

    Trolling causes cancer.

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