I Just Don't Know What To Do....

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lukeout007
lukeout007 Posts: 1,247 Member
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I recently found out something that will be detrimental to my weight loss....I'm allergic to bullsh!t.

That's right...I can't be around "30 foods to boost your metabolism" threads, I can't be around "why have I ONLY lost 6 lbs in a week" threads, I can't be around "negative calorie" threads.

The doctors say I'll break out in hives...and then I'll explode and blow hatred and anger everywhere.

I'm devastated. I don't know what to do...I feel like I'm going to be fat FOREVER.

Maybe I should make a thread about it.
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  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,980 Member
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    Try a 90 calorie fiber one bar.
  • PonyTailedLoser
    PonyTailedLoser Posts: 315 Member
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    How have you lasted as long as you have on here?!?!?!
  • JessigirlJb
    JessigirlJb Posts: 656
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    Prozac. lol
  • lukeout007
    lukeout007 Posts: 1,247 Member
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    Try a 90 calorie fiber one bar.

    Oh man...WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT! Pretty sure that will solve everything.
  • 2muchsauce
    2muchsauce Posts: 1,078
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    Prozac. lol

    She's on to something there!
  • lukeout007
    lukeout007 Posts: 1,247 Member
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    How have you lasted as long as you have on here?!?!?!

    I tend to stop for a few seconds until the feeling goes away and then I can keep going for hours as long as I think about baseball or whoopie goldberg naked.

    Wait...what are we talking about here?
  • shaynak112
    shaynak112 Posts: 751 Member
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    maybe you should get off of MFP then
  • MrsLVF
    MrsLVF Posts: 787 Member
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    I heard eating a cookie helps.
  • lukeout007
    lukeout007 Posts: 1,247 Member
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    I heard eating a cookie helps.

    Cookies count as negative calories right?
  • kaitimae
    kaitimae Posts: 727 Member
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    I heard eating a cookie helps.

    Cookies count as negative calories right?

    Only if they are broken!
  • lukeout007
    lukeout007 Posts: 1,247 Member
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    I heard eating a cookie helps.

    Cookies count as negative calories right?

    Only if they are broken!

    Well that just gives me an excuse to beat the piss out of the bag. Sweet.
  • DrG3n3
    DrG3n3 Posts: 467 Member
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    I recently found out something that will be detrimental to my weight loss....I'm allergic to bullsh!t.

    That's right...I can't be around "30 foods to boost your metabolism" threads, I can't be around "why have I ONLY lost 6 lbs in a week" threads, I can't be around "negative calorie" threads.

    The doctors say I'll break out in hives...and then I'll explode and blow hatred and anger everywhere.

    I'm devastated. I don't know what to do...I feel like I'm going to be fat FOREVER.

    Maybe I should make a thread about it.

    I'm sure one of Dr. Oz's cleanses will clear that right up! Or Body by VI, you will never be allergic to anything or sick ever again!
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
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    Enema ....just let it flow:flowerforyou:
  • lukeout007
    lukeout007 Posts: 1,247 Member
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    Do you think the problem is that I'm netting -300 calories per day? I mean I'm not losing any muscle because I do push-ups.
  • RhonndaJ
    RhonndaJ Posts: 1,615 Member
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    Prozac will keep the weight on you.

    I suggest alcohol myself.
  • lukeout007
    lukeout007 Posts: 1,247 Member
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    Prozac will keep the weight on you.

    I suggest alcohol myself.

    Friend request sent.
  • JessigirlJb
    JessigirlJb Posts: 656
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    Prozac will keep the weight on you.

    I suggest alcohol myself.

    Friend request sent.
    my kind of lady!
  • StarIsMoving
    StarIsMoving Posts: 437
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    Prozac will keep the weight on you.

    I suggest alcohol myself.

    2nd this!!!! :laugh: :laugh:
  • logicandlove
    logicandlove Posts: 191 Member
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    Oh but Luke, didn't you know that there's a magic berry from some exotic jungle that'll send your metabolism into supermode and have you looking like a model in a month?
  • Cinnamon0603
    Cinnamon0603 Posts: 149 Member
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    Prozac will keep the weight on you.

    I suggest alcohol myself.

    I agree 100%!!!

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