I Just Don't Know What To Do....
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lukeout007
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I recently found out something that will be detrimental to my weight loss....I'm allergic to bullsh!t.
That's right...I can't be around "30 foods to boost your metabolism" threads, I can't be around "why have I ONLY lost 6 lbs in a week" threads, I can't be around "negative calorie" threads.
The doctors say I'll break out in hives...and then I'll explode and blow hatred and anger everywhere.
I'm devastated. I don't know what to do...I feel like I'm going to be fat FOREVER.
Maybe I should make a thread about it.
That's right...I can't be around "30 foods to boost your metabolism" threads, I can't be around "why have I ONLY lost 6 lbs in a week" threads, I can't be around "negative calorie" threads.
The doctors say I'll break out in hives...and then I'll explode and blow hatred and anger everywhere.
I'm devastated. I don't know what to do...I feel like I'm going to be fat FOREVER.
Maybe I should make a thread about it.
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Try a 90 calorie fiber one bar.0
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How have you lasted as long as you have on here?!?!?!0
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Prozac. lol0
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Try a 90 calorie fiber one bar.
Oh man...WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT! Pretty sure that will solve everything.0 -
Prozac. lol
She's on to something there!0 -
How have you lasted as long as you have on here?!?!?!
I tend to stop for a few seconds until the feeling goes away and then I can keep going for hours as long as I think about baseball or whoopie goldberg naked.
Wait...what are we talking about here?0 -
maybe you should get off of MFP then0
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I heard eating a cookie helps.0
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I heard eating a cookie helps.
Cookies count as negative calories right?0 -
I heard eating a cookie helps.
Cookies count as negative calories right?
Only if they are broken!0 -
I heard eating a cookie helps.
Cookies count as negative calories right?
Only if they are broken!
Well that just gives me an excuse to beat the piss out of the bag. Sweet.0 -
I recently found out something that will be detrimental to my weight loss....I'm allergic to bullsh!t.
That's right...I can't be around "30 foods to boost your metabolism" threads, I can't be around "why have I ONLY lost 6 lbs in a week" threads, I can't be around "negative calorie" threads.
The doctors say I'll break out in hives...and then I'll explode and blow hatred and anger everywhere.
I'm devastated. I don't know what to do...I feel like I'm going to be fat FOREVER.
Maybe I should make a thread about it.
I'm sure one of Dr. Oz's cleanses will clear that right up! Or Body by VI, you will never be allergic to anything or sick ever again!0 -
Enema ....just let it flow:flowerforyou:0
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Do you think the problem is that I'm netting -300 calories per day? I mean I'm not losing any muscle because I do push-ups.0
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Prozac will keep the weight on you.
I suggest alcohol myself.0 -
Prozac will keep the weight on you.
I suggest alcohol myself.
Friend request sent.0 -
Prozac will keep the weight on you.
I suggest alcohol myself.
Friend request sent.0 -
Prozac will keep the weight on you.
I suggest alcohol myself.
2nd this!!!! :laugh: :laugh:0 -
Oh but Luke, didn't you know that there's a magic berry from some exotic jungle that'll send your metabolism into supermode and have you looking like a model in a month?0
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Prozac will keep the weight on you.
I suggest alcohol myself.
I agree 100%!!!0
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