I Just Don't Know What To Do....
lukeout007
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I recently found out something that will be detrimental to my weight loss....I'm allergic to bullsh!t.
That's right...I can't be around "30 foods to boost your metabolism" threads, I can't be around "why have I ONLY lost 6 lbs in a week" threads, I can't be around "negative calorie" threads.
The doctors say I'll break out in hives...and then I'll explode and blow hatred and anger everywhere.
I'm devastated. I don't know what to do...I feel like I'm going to be fat FOREVER.
Maybe I should make a thread about it.
That's right...I can't be around "30 foods to boost your metabolism" threads, I can't be around "why have I ONLY lost 6 lbs in a week" threads, I can't be around "negative calorie" threads.
The doctors say I'll break out in hives...and then I'll explode and blow hatred and anger everywhere.
I'm devastated. I don't know what to do...I feel like I'm going to be fat FOREVER.
Maybe I should make a thread about it.
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Try a 90 calorie fiber one bar.0
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How have you lasted as long as you have on here?!?!?!0
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Prozac. lol0
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Try a 90 calorie fiber one bar.
Oh man...WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT! Pretty sure that will solve everything.0 -
Prozac. lol
She's on to something there!0 -
How have you lasted as long as you have on here?!?!?!
I tend to stop for a few seconds until the feeling goes away and then I can keep going for hours as long as I think about baseball or whoopie goldberg naked.
Wait...what are we talking about here?0 -
maybe you should get off of MFP then0
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I heard eating a cookie helps.0
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I heard eating a cookie helps.
Cookies count as negative calories right?0 -
I heard eating a cookie helps.
Cookies count as negative calories right?
Only if they are broken!0 -
I heard eating a cookie helps.
Cookies count as negative calories right?
Only if they are broken!
Well that just gives me an excuse to beat the piss out of the bag. Sweet.0 -
I recently found out something that will be detrimental to my weight loss....I'm allergic to bullsh!t.
That's right...I can't be around "30 foods to boost your metabolism" threads, I can't be around "why have I ONLY lost 6 lbs in a week" threads, I can't be around "negative calorie" threads.
The doctors say I'll break out in hives...and then I'll explode and blow hatred and anger everywhere.
I'm devastated. I don't know what to do...I feel like I'm going to be fat FOREVER.
Maybe I should make a thread about it.
I'm sure one of Dr. Oz's cleanses will clear that right up! Or Body by VI, you will never be allergic to anything or sick ever again!0 -
Enema ....just let it flow:flowerforyou:0
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Do you think the problem is that I'm netting -300 calories per day? I mean I'm not losing any muscle because I do push-ups.0
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Prozac will keep the weight on you.
I suggest alcohol myself.0 -
Prozac will keep the weight on you.
I suggest alcohol myself.
Friend request sent.0 -
my kind of lady!Prozac will keep the weight on you.
I suggest alcohol myself.
Friend request sent.0 -
Prozac will keep the weight on you.
I suggest alcohol myself.
2nd this!!!! :laugh: :laugh:0 -
Oh but Luke, didn't you know that there's a magic berry from some exotic jungle that'll send your metabolism into supermode and have you looking like a model in a month?0
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Prozac will keep the weight on you.
I suggest alcohol myself.
I agree 100%!!!0 -
OMG all of you ... please friend me.
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Kevin Trudeau has a book just for you...0
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I think you need some bacon in your system.0
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Oh but Luke, didn't you know that there's a magic berry from some exotic jungle that'll send your metabolism into supermode and have you looking like a model in a month?
As if I don't already?0 -
Prozac will keep the weight on you.
I suggest alcohol myself.
WIN!0 -
Try the "poke yourself in the eyes" diet - then you won't be able to read OR see what you are eating ;p0
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I heard eating a cookie helps.
Cookies count as negative calories right?
Only if they are broken!
Well that just gives me an excuse to beat the piss out of the bag. Sweet.
No, no. You've got it all wrong. You need to use this weird old tip to make the cookies negative calories. CLICK HERE!0 -
Prozac. lol
How many calories are in Prozac? Anyone? Bueller?0 -
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Or Body by VI, you will never be allergic to anything or sick ever again!
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oh lordy yes, that cures EVERYTHING!!!! just ask the people selling it0 -
I recently found out something that will be detrimental to my weight loss....I'm allergic to bullsh!t.
That's right...I can't be around "30 foods to boost your metabolism" threads, I can't be around "why have I ONLY lost 6 lbs in a week" threads, I can't be around "negative calorie" threads.
The doctors say I'll break out in hives...and then I'll explode and blow hatred and anger everywhere.
I'm devastated. I don't know what to do...I feel like I'm going to be fat FOREVER.
Maybe I should make a thread about it.
You're starving yourself! Eat back all of your exercise calories! Eat more 2 loose* weight!
*misspelling intended0
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