I Just Don't Know What To Do....

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  • lukeout007
    lukeout007 Posts: 1,237 Member
    There's a pill for that, it may give you the squirts though.

    Let's hope so. That's healthy weight loss right? And I can log it as exercise?

    "Lukeout007 burned 433 calories doing 193 minutes of Diarrhea -- Explosive"
  • vim_n_vigor
    vim_n_vigor Posts: 4,089 Member
    Do you think the problem is that I'm netting -300 calories per day? I mean I'm not losing any muscle because I do push-ups.

    You're doing it wrong. You have to burn only what you eat, but, you can only count activity that you are purposely doing for exercise and nothing that you did when you were fat as calories burned.
  • AliciaNorris81
    AliciaNorris81 Posts: 185 Member
    And make sure you get your 8 glasses of pure water. No coffee or tea, these are non-water substances with no value whatsoever. And if you put any artificial sweetener in them, then you'll gain 3 lbs in an hour of pure fat.

    I hate when that happens. Maybe some Shakeology will fix it!
  • lukeout007
    lukeout007 Posts: 1,237 Member
    Do you think the problem is that I'm netting -300 calories per day? I mean I'm not losing any muscle because I do push-ups.

    You're doing it wrong. You have to burn only what you eat, but, you can only count activity that you are purposely doing for exercise and nothing that you did when you were fat as calories burned.

    Damn...I'M GONNA BE FAT FOREVER!
  • gone2facebookprint
    gone2facebookprint Posts: 154 Member
    i dont have time to read all those replies but no worries... ill be right there with you...

    we can beat the crap out of a bag of cookies together... :)
  • xoMeaghan
    xoMeaghan Posts: 175 Member
    Stand outside your door, scream, then walk back inside and t-bag the floor. Lose 20 lbs right there.
    Then, you take a shot of vodka and call me in the morning. 30 lbs flat.
  • lukeout007
    lukeout007 Posts: 1,237 Member
    Stand outside your door, scream, then walk back inside and t-bag the floor. Lose 20 lbs right there.
    Then, you take a shot of vodka and call me in the morning. 30 lbs flat.

    T-bagging and vodka? I'm so there.
  • kennethmgreen
    kennethmgreen Posts: 1,759 Member
    I recently found out something that will be detrimental to my weight loss....I'm allergic to bullsh!t.

    That's right...I can't be around "30 foods to boost your metabolism" threads, I can't be around "why have I ONLY lost 6 lbs in a week" threads, I can't be around "negative calorie" threads.

    The doctors say I'll break out in hives...and then I'll explode and blow hatred and anger everywhere.

    I'm devastated. I don't know what to do...I feel like I'm going to be fat FOREVER.

    Maybe I should make a thread about it.
    How will that be detrimental to your weight loss? It sounds like your aversion to bullsh!t may actually be beneficial to your weight loss.

    Good luck on your journey! :drinker:
  • dare2love81
    dare2love81 Posts: 928 Member
    There's a pill for that, it may give you the squirts though.

    Let's hope so. That's healthy weight loss right? And I can log it as exercise?

    "Lukeout007 burned 433 calories doing 193 minutes of Diarrhea -- Explosive"

    And then don't forget to add the calories burned for "Cleaning - general" afterwards. Don't want to cut yourself short on exercise!
  • lukeout007
    lukeout007 Posts: 1,237 Member
    There's a pill for that, it may give you the squirts though.

    Let's hope so. That's healthy weight loss right? And I can log it as exercise?

    "Lukeout007 burned 433 calories doing 193 minutes of Diarrhea -- Explosive"

    And then don't forget to add the calories burned for "Cleaning - general" afterwards. Don't want to cut yourself short on exercise!

    Good point. And I should probably count the calories I burn while eating...I mean after I empty myself out like that I'm sure I'll have worked up an appetite.
  • JessigirlJb
    JessigirlJb Posts: 656
    EWwwwww! the images make them stop!!!!
  • REALBIGBATBASTARD
    REALBIGBATBASTARD Posts: 103 Member
    EWwwwww! the images make them stop!!!!

    Kinda looks like a crime scene.
  • AdrienneKaren
    AdrienneKaren Posts: 168 Member
    I think I just fell in love with darn near all of you!
  • lukeout007
    lukeout007 Posts: 1,237 Member
    EWwwwww! the images make them stop!!!!

    Kinda looks like a crime scene.

    As it should.
  • kbmiller27
    kbmiller27 Posts: 70 Member
    How have you lasted as long as you have on here?!?!?!

    I tend to stop for a few seconds until the feeling goes away and then I can keep going for hours as long as I think about baseball or whoopie goldberg naked.

    Wait...what are we talking about here?


    BAHAHAHAHA literally LOLing over here....



    Edited-

    OK I should have just quoted the whole thing, after I went through and read. This was the perfect thread to land on.

    I can totally log laughing as sit-ups, right?
  • lukeout007
    lukeout007 Posts: 1,237 Member
    How have you lasted as long as you have on here?!?!?!

    I tend to stop for a few seconds until the feeling goes away and then I can keep going for hours as long as I think about baseball or whoopie goldberg naked.

    Wait...what are we talking about here?


    BAHAHAHAHA literally LOLing over here....

    Lol I thought nobody read that response.

    I'm so happy that this thread has made it to 4 pages...I think we should try to max it out.
  • JessigirlJb
    JessigirlJb Posts: 656
    And you thought it would be deleted! Now lets see how popular it can be!
  • kbmiller27
    kbmiller27 Posts: 70 Member
    How far does it go to be maxed out?
  • kbmiller27
    kbmiller27 Posts: 70 Member
    ............Insert Cricket Sounds........
  • HeavenLeAngel127
    HeavenLeAngel127 Posts: 211 Member
    Is typing on the keyboard cardio or strength... Need to log this post in my diary.
  • lukeout007
    lukeout007 Posts: 1,237 Member
    How far does it go to be maxed out?

    500 posts. 20 pages.
  • DonniesGirl69
    DonniesGirl69 Posts: 644 Member
    Crushing on all of you.....LOL
  • LuvDMB
    LuvDMB Posts: 26
    This is seriously the funniest thread I've read in a while....sitting in my office laughing so hard I have tears.
  • JessigirlJb
    JessigirlJb Posts: 656
    hmm i dont know how else to make this thread continue except for talking about random crap...
  • krazyforyou
    krazyforyou Posts: 1,428 Member
    Laughed so hard I peed myself. Wait is there a pill for that??
  • lukeout007
    lukeout007 Posts: 1,237 Member
    Laughed so hard I peed myself. Wait is there a pill for that??

    Yep and its FDA approved so it must work! Plus it'll make your boobs bigger!
  • Nessiechickie
    Nessiechickie Posts: 1,392 Member
    I heard eating a cookie helps.

    Cookies count as negative calories right?

    Only if they are broken!
    I've heard they are negative calories if no one sees you eat it.
  • Tracey0013
    Tracey0013 Posts: 154 Member
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    You're starving yourself! Eat back all of your exercise calories! Eat more 2 loose* weight!

    *misspelling intended
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    Isn't it eat more too lose wait?
  • lukeout007
    lukeout007 Posts: 1,237 Member
    I heard eating a cookie helps.

    Cookies count as negative calories right?

    Only if they are broken!
    I've heard they are negative calories if no one sees you eat it.

    Oh that's true...and also if you eat it in pieces over the course of a few hours it doesn't count.
  • JessigirlJb
    JessigirlJb Posts: 656
    Laughed so hard I peed myself. Wait is there a pill for that??

    Yep and its FDA approved so it must work! Plus it'll make your boobs bigger!
    I have gotta get me one!!!
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