I Just Don't Know What To Do....
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You're starving yourself! Eat back all of your exercise calories! Eat more 2 loose* weight!
*misspelling intended
Isn't it eat more too lose wait?
No it's eet mower two loose wait.0 -
lmao! that is so funny to picture.Stand outside your door, scream, then walk back inside and t-bag the floor. Lose 20 lbs right there.
Then, you take a shot of vodka and call me in the morning. 30 lbs flat.0 -
Of course you will look like a female model, for the "full figured" lingerie ads, but hey, still a model...Oh but Luke, didn't you know that there's a magic berry from some exotic jungle that'll send your metabolism into supermode and have you looking like a model in a month?
And broken food doesn't count for calories because all the calories leaked out.0 -
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Of course you will look like a female model, for the "full figured" lingerie ads, but hey, still a model...Oh but Luke, didn't you know that there's a magic berry from some exotic jungle that'll send your metabolism into supermode and have you looking like a model in a month?
And broken food doesn't count for calories because all the calories leaked out.
Wait..It'll make me look like a FEMALE model? I'm so fu****g in.0 -
According to my wife, boobs aren't all they are cracked up to be. I think she's lying, though
Of course you will look like a female model, for the "full figured" lingerie ads, but hey, still a model...Oh but Luke, didn't you know that there's a magic berry from some exotic jungle that'll send your metabolism into supermode and have you looking like a model in a month?
And broken food doesn't count for calories because all the calories leaked out.
Wait..It'll make me look like a FEMALE model? I'm so fu****g in.0 -
According to my wife, boobs aren't all they are cracked up to be. I think she's lying, though
Of course you will look like a female model, for the "full figured" lingerie ads, but hey, still a model...Oh but Luke, didn't you know that there's a magic berry from some exotic jungle that'll send your metabolism into supermode and have you looking like a model in a month?
And broken food doesn't count for calories because all the calories leaked out.
Wait..It'll make me look like a FEMALE model? I'm so fu****g in.
Your wifes crazy. I play with boobs every day and I couldn't be happier when I'm doing it.0 -
Maybe you need a "cheet Meal" or better yet a " Cheat Day" hhhahahahahahahah0
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Maybe you need a "cheet Meal" or better yet a " Cheat Day" hhhahahahahahahah
No way. Everybody knows if I'm above my -300 calories for even 1 day I'll gain 63 pounds.0 -
I laughed so hard I think I Just lost 10 lbs. Is this safe?0
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I laughed so hard I think I Just lost 10 lbs. Is this safe?
As long as you did it with pills.0 -
I laughed so hard I think I Just lost 10 lbs. Is this safe?
NO THIS IS NOT SAFE!!! It is water weight and you must be very careful not to slip on it.0 -
I laughed so hard I think I Just lost 10 lbs. Is this safe?
NO THIS IS NOT SAFE!!! It is water weight and you must be very careful not to slip on it.
Lmao
Also...you need to make sure you're drinking all of that water back. Not just any water...the water you've lost.0 -
I laughed so hard I think I Just lost 10 lbs. Is this safe?
NO THIS IS NOT SAFE!!! It is water weight and you must be very careful not to slip on it.
Lmao
Also...you need to make sure you're drinking all of that water back. Not just any water...the water you've lost.
Rats.....I guess I need to go wring out my workout clothes and drink that? Sheesh, I've been doing it wrong wrong wrong!0 -
I laughed so hard I think I Just lost 10 lbs. Is this safe?
NO THIS IS NOT SAFE!!! It is water weight and you must be very careful not to slip on it.
Lmao
Also...you need to make sure you're drinking all of that water back. Not just any water...the water you've lost.
Rats.....I guess I need to go wring out my workout clothes and drink that? Sheesh, I've been doing it wrong wrong wrong!
Yep. If you do it right you'll lose at least 8 lbs per week...I know its not very much but its about healthy weight loss after all.0 -
Prozac will keep the weight on you.
I suggest alcohol myself.
I like you. :flowerforyou:0 -
Damn I didn't know it was that hard to lose 8lbs in a week ;-)0
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holy crap this thread is hilarious. all of you add me as friends right now0
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Hahaha....Oh but Luke, didn't you know that there's a magic berry from some exotic jungle that'll send your metabolism into supermode and have you looking like a model in a month?
As if I don't already?
Confidence is key! 0 -
I want to be friends with almost everyone on this thread.0
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Hahaha....Oh but Luke, didn't you know that there's a magic berry from some exotic jungle that'll send your metabolism into supermode and have you looking like a model in a month?
As if I don't already? Confidence is key!
Maybe I been taking the wrong berry0 -
I want to be friends with almost everyone on this thread.
lol almost0 -
:laugh: I
all of you! 0 -
Hahaha....Oh but Luke, didn't you know that there's a magic berry from some exotic jungle that'll send your metabolism into supermode and have you looking like a model in a month?
As if I don't already? Confidence is key!
Maybe I been taking the wrong berry
Print you're beautiful. Don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise.
Except magazines and movies. They're all right.0 -
I laughed so hard I think I Just lost 10 lbs. Is this safe?
NO THIS IS NOT SAFE!!! It is water weight and you must be very careful not to slip on it.
Lmao
Also...you need to make sure you're drinking all of that water back. Not just any water...the water you've lost.
Rats.....I guess I need to go wring out my workout clothes and drink that? Sheesh, I've been doing it wrong wrong wrong!
Yep. If you do it right you'll lose at least 8 lbs per week...I know its not very much but its about healthy weight loss after all.
I thought it was 10lbs per week to be healthy...0 -
Hahaha....Oh but Luke, didn't you know that there's a magic berry from some exotic jungle that'll send your metabolism into supermode and have you looking like a model in a month?
As if I don't already? Confidence is key!
Maybe I been taking the wrong berry
Print you're beautiful. Don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise.
Except magazines and movies. They're all right.
Thanks brother but they said something about a 6 pack.. and when I was done with that 6 pack... I did the checking of the gut like it said and mine did not match the picture... so I got another 6 pack to make sure I did it right the first time...
goes back looking for the berry...0 -
Hahaha....Oh but Luke, didn't you know that there's a magic berry from some exotic jungle that'll send your metabolism into supermode and have you looking like a model in a month?
As if I don't already? Confidence is key!
Maybe I been taking the wrong berry
Print you're beautiful. Don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise.
Except magazines and movies. They're all right.
Thanks brother but they said something about a 6 pack.. and when I was done with that 6 pack... I did the checking of the gut like it said and mine did not match the picture... so I got another 6 pack to make sure I did it right the first time...
goes back looking for the berry...
The 6 packs will get you there...but booze will get you there quicker. Especially if its mixed with soda and/or topped with whipped cream.0 -
"Lukeout007 burned 433 calories doing 193 minutes of Diarrhea -- Explosive"
That's hilarious! Love it!0 -
I want to be friends with almost everyone on this thread.
lol almost
The people who miss the point and say 'Well don't come to MFP then >:(' can stay where they are. Everyone else is welcome on my yacht* for beer and limbo.
*yacht may be fictitious.0 -
I want to be friends with almost everyone on this thread.
lol almost
The people who miss the point and say 'Well don't come to MFP then >:(' can stay where they are. Everyone else is welcome on my yacht* for beer and limbo.
*yacht may be fictitious.
I'm fine with the yacht being fictitious as long as the beer and limbo are real.0
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