Harry Potter "yo mama" jokes

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  • Mr_Cape219
    Mr_Cape219 Posts: 1,345 Member
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    Yo mama's so ugly, the Whomping Willow whomped itself.

    WIN!!11!!!
  • dragonbait0126
    dragonbait0126 Posts: 568 Member
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    Yo momma is so ugly when she was born the doctor yelled RIDIKULUS!
  • Mr_Cape219
    Mr_Cape219 Posts: 1,345 Member
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    Yo momma is so fat, she stepped on the scale and it read: "She who must not be weighed"
  • p0tt3rgl33k
    p0tt3rgl33k Posts: 54 Member
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    OMG..... That was amazing..... I just..... Wow..... I love
  • subcult
    subcult Posts: 262 Member
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    Yo mama's so fat she puts Skele-Gro on BBQ ribs.
  • Mr_Cape219
    Mr_Cape219 Posts: 1,345 Member
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    Yo moma's so ugly she petrified the Basilisk
  • Carovnik
    Carovnik Posts: 17
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    Yo mama's so fat, she makes Hagrid look like "Mini-me".

    Yo mama's so nasty, the Forbidden Forest was named after her.

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