What are the most cliche things people say on MFP?

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1Fizzle
1Fizzle Posts: 241 Member
Or regarding weight loss in general?

It is too funny, sometimes I see the same things over and over.

I'll start...."Nice Burn"
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  • lizziebeth1028
    lizziebeth1028 Posts: 3,602 Member
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    In response to people who have not lost weight..............."Maybe you gained muscle". or "you're probably gaining muscle and it weighs more than fat". Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!

    1 - a pound of fat, a pound of muscle, a pound of feathers.........THEY ALL WEIGH A POUND.

    2 - plus half the time the poster will state they just started working out. You don't gain muscle in one weeks time.

    lol, sorry that turned into a bit of a rant
  • 33neenaj
    33neenaj Posts: 306
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    Bacon
  • cubizzle
    cubizzle Posts: 900 Member
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    Bacon

    That was mine
  • Jellyphant
    Jellyphant Posts: 1,400 Member
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    WTG

    :explode:
  • rose313
    rose313 Posts: 1,146 Member
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    Protein

    Are you eating enough protein?

    You need to eat more protein

    I can't reach my protein goal
  • GnochhiGnomes
    GnochhiGnomes Posts: 348 Member
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    - Eat clean and the weight will drop off.
    - Calories in vs. calories out.
    - I was on a plateau for 10 years and once I started paleo diet I lost 5lbs instantly.
  • rose313
    rose313 Posts: 1,146 Member
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    - I was on a plateau for 10 years and once I started paleo diet I lost 5lbs instantly.
    Hahahaha
  • rose313
    rose313 Posts: 1,146 Member
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    I've been on MFP for two whole minutes and I've only lost ten pounds, something is wrong with me.
  • nalfavi
    nalfavi Posts: 174 Member
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    "Happy 10/20/279", "Great job!"

    I know you can add a little more congratulatory support than that, especially to friends :p
  • taylor5877
    taylor5877 Posts: 1,792 Member
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    Why am I on death row? I think this question must be answered first.

    gonna answer 2 questions on 2 different threads...

    Because somebody said "calories in, calories out" and "everything in moderation" in the same post...
  • Allie_71
    Allie_71 Posts: 1,063 Member
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    TOM.
  • ElizabethRoad
    ElizabethRoad Posts: 5,138 Member
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    This is the one I hate:
    1 - a pound of fat, a pound of muscle, a pound of feathers.........THEY ALL WEIGH A POUND.
    Because it's obvious that it means a given volume of muscle weighs more than the same volume of fat, but you act like it means something totally idiotic. I'm sorry that you don't like the way it's phrased but you are being deliberately obtuse.
  • Yanicka1
    Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
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    My husband/ friend/ coworker is trying to sabotage me by offering me a donut!!!!
  • 1Fizzle
    1Fizzle Posts: 241 Member
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    LOLOLOLOL.....
  • j_wilson2012
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    Beans, Beans the Musical Fruit
    The more you eat, the more you toot
    The more you toot, the better you feel
    So let's have beans at every meal!
  • 1Fizzle
    1Fizzle Posts: 241 Member
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    "Happy 10/20/279", "Great job!"



    I've seen 30 people say that on a thread once...Cracks me up!
  • hyperionguy
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    This is the one I hate:
    1 - a pound of fat, a pound of muscle, a pound of feathers.........THEY ALL WEIGH A POUND.
    Because it's obvious that it means a given volume of muscle weighs more than the same volume of fat, but you act like it means something totally idiotic. I'm sorry that you don't like the way it's phrased but you are being deliberately obtuse.

    Uh, thank you!!! I haven't been on MFP for long, but I've always wondered why so many people get their undies in a twist. In my mind, the "by volume" part is always assumed.

    It's the same as when I say that water weighs more than gasoline. Do I really have to tell you I'm referring to a gallon? Sheesh.
  • _Timmeh_
    _Timmeh_ Posts: 2,096 Member
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    "journey"
  • KaiHuk
    KaiHuk Posts: 49
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    Words.