What are the most cliche things people say on MFP?

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  • Well, I wouldn't eat them together. That'd be kind of gross.

    I literally laughed. That would be gross!
  • Posts: 46 Member
    I'm not sure if this has been mentioned yet(I haven't read every post in this topic).

    "Should I eat my exercise calories back?"

    I see a new topic on this everyday, sometimes twice.
  • Posts: 7,512 Member
    I'm all about the Journey!!! dont stop believinnnnnnnnnnn!
  • Oh......My......God.....Becky, look at her butt. It is....SO....BIG!

    I like big butts, and I cannot lie!
  • Posts: 92 Member
    ' I'm having a hard time eating enough calories'.... not me
  • Posts: 66 Member
    *insert any kind of snarky comment to pick apart something opinionated/observant the OP had every right to say in order to turn a light hearted matter into your personal vendetta*

    <3
  • Posts: 241 Member
    ' I'm having a hard time eating enough calories'.... not me

    ^^^same here buddy...LMAO
  • In response to people who have not lost weight..............."Maybe you gained muscle". or "you're probably gaining muscle and it weighs more than fat". Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!
    I hate that too. I usually hear it from a lot of women. Fyi, did you know that a man AT BEST can only gain .5 pounds of muscle in a month & women only gain half of that AT HER BEST.
  • Just a city boy, born and raised in.....
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    HOW DO I POST A PICTURE?

    IMG>  I hope this works!!
  • Posts: 131 Member

    i hate this so much.

    Do-on't stop...be LEEE Vin'.... Hold on to that FEE EEE EEE La ah ing...
  • Posts: 498 Member
    what should i do to get out of my plateau?
  • Posts: 3,801 Member
    slkehl is a 10!

    I like you
  • Posts: 9,487 Member
    what am I doing wrong?? (with absolutely no further details and a locked diary)
  • Posts: 599 Member
    Way to go, great job, happy ** days, keep it up, great burn...
  • Posts: 670 Member
    Starvation mode
    You're not eating enough
    Eat back exercise calories
    Macros
    Nsv
    Eat less exercise more
    It's all about calories in calories out
    You can eat anything as long as you log it
    I am a personal trainer/ nutritionist/ took a biology class in high school once ... Therefore I am an expert
    Way to go
    Nice day
    Don't beat yourself up
    Strength training
    Cardio
    "op"
    Peanut butter
    Bananas
    Mcdonalds
    Skinny
    Fat
    Skinnyfat
    Bmr
    What am I doing wrong
    Give me advice
    Wait don't give me Advice
    Oh I'm deleting you because I don't like your advice
    You're all more supportive than my family
    I grew up in a divorced home therefore I turned to food for comfort
    I've been through so much that's why I'm fat
    Stress eating
    Night eating
    Binge eating
    Overeating
    Food addict
    Carb addict
    Sugar addict
    I'm taking a break from logging I'll be back in a few days
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    What am I doing wrong
    Give me advice
    Wait don't give me Advice
    Oh I'm deleting you because I don't like your advice

    :laugh: And usually it's about this quick too!
  • Posts: 670 Member

    ^^^same here buddy...LMAO




    ^^lol never a problem for me;)
  • Posts: 9,026 Member
    my big event is in five days!! how do i get a six pack by then?
  • Posts: 241 Member
    Or lose 30 pounds in 5 days...LOL
  • Posts: 919 Member
    You're wrong and I'm right. I hear it every time i freaking post something on here...
  • Posts: 17,121 Member
    THIS IS YOUR JOURNEY.

    Every time I hear this I think of Homeward Bound and imagine a bunch of fluffy people struggling through the wilderness.
  • Posts: 414 Member
    So basically anyone typing anything on MFP is annoying? :wink:

    :blushing: I can't complain about the "journey" one cause I actually use that one a lot when people say they'll give up after 2 weeks. It's not a race to the finish!:tongue:

    I get annoyed with -

    :explode: Rate the person above you
    :mad: I am a professional _______ (fill in the blank) and know everything about everything therefore you're stupid
    :noway: What about his diet pill and that diet pill
    :sick: Your way can't possibly be ok because it's not my way...
    :ohwell: I'm failing because my my weight fluctuates by a pound daily
    AND...Anyone that puts a crap ton of smileys in a post! :drinker:
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    Just a city boy, born and raised in.....

    GODDAMMIT THERE IS NO SUCH PLACE AS "SOUTH DETROIT"!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Haha sorry that has always bugged me. Do they mean Canada? Windsor is south of Detroit. Or maybe they mean one of the neighborhoods in the south of Detroit? (none of which is called south Detroit)
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    WTG
    FTW
    Bacon

    :angry:

    ETA: sammiches ....
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    GODDAMMIT THERE IS NO SUCH PLACE AS "SOUTH DETROIT"!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Haha sorry that has always bugged me. Do they mean Canada? Windsor is south of Detroit. Or maybe they mean one of the neighborhoods in the south of Detroit? (none of which is called south Detroit)

    South Detroit would be the southern part of the city...
    :tongue:
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    Starvation mode.
    ^^THIS^^ Oh I hate it when people say it.
  • Posts: 457 Member

    South Detroit would be the southern part of the city...
    :tongue:

    Nobody who lives there calls it that though :tongue:
  • Posts: 17,121 Member

    South Detroit would be the southern part of the city...
    :tongue:

    thank you for stopping the world's most pointless rant
  • Posts: 130 Member
    awesome
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