What are the most cliche things people say on MFP?
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Bahahahaha. SO TRUE.
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I rate everybody as 1 and laugh at the screams....0 -
how about "I can't afford to eat healthy
" Really??? I have spent less money on veggies than I have EVER spent at a fast food joint. 0 -
Pretty much any thread that rants about how something is cliche or annoying. It's always a great idea to tear people down on a fitness forum! Not supposed to call them fat so may as well find something else!
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Bahahahaha. SO TRUE.
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I rate everybody as 1 and laugh at the screams....
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wow, it's a wonder folks get on the forums and participate at all.0
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Ha. You made me actually crack a smile with this one.0 -
ROFLMAO...look what you started fizzle...I'm rolling.
And my favorite are all of the above. I'm going to read a few more and enjoy.
Same here my friend...LOL
I didn't mean any harm, I was just asking.
^^^^Thats another one by the way....LOL0 -
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Bahahahaha. SO TRUE.
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I rate everybody as 1 and laugh at the screams....
Why, that's just eeeeevil! :happy:
yep, and if you look there's a "rate the person above" thread that's fairly active now. And I scrolled through 3 pages of posts and the lowest rate was an 8.0 -
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Maybe you gained muscle.
Tomorrow is another day.
I binged again
If you eat 1200 calories your body goes into starvation mode
You have to eat more to weigh less
Don't say skinny, say healthy and fit (**or everyone will pitch A fit**)
Hubby
I love the paleo diet!!!
Drink LOTS of water
Aspartame is evil
There is no proof aspartame is evil, as it is one of the most highly regulated substances in the FDA
Strength training is for girls too, look at my muscles!!!!
I hate lulemelon
What girls wear makeup at the gym?
My boyfriend won't do me, what do I do to make him do me?
I've tried everything for years and still haven't lost the weight
*insert any kind of snarky comment to pick apart something opinionated/observant the OP had every right to say in order to turn a light hearted matter into your personal vendetta*
Should I count vegetable calories?
A calorie is a calorie
Lol I am having too much fun with this.0 -
”omg I hate when people tell me I shouldn't eat under 1200 calories I eat like 500 I'm such a piiiig. Im 100 lbs I just wanna weigh 90 lbs ” waaaahhh.0
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^^^^^^BWAAAAAHAAAAAA0
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Fit Bit vs. Heart Rate Monitor0
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"LADIES ONLY!!" - another thread about how you're bleeding and gained 5 lbs. >:-(
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"journey"
i hate this so much.0 -
anything about TOM...obvi you gain weight with it...it is okay...get over it lol0
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wait... We can't have bacon?0
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POLAR? OR TIMEX?0
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Pretty much any thread that rants about how something is cliche or annoying. It's always a great idea to tear people down on a fitness forum! Not supposed to call them fat so may as well find something else!
^^ This.
But you know you didn't come to this thread to post this, you came to read the comments...you know you did.
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Oh ha!
"great logging" or even better yet "great commitment" when commenting on the "x has logged in for 200 days" etc
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-Don't eat *this* your body will automatically store it as fat
-Everything is okay within moderation
-You have to cut carbs to lose weight
-Carbs are the bodies main source of fuel
So many contradictions. I say, as long as you're within your limits, eat what makes you happy, not everyone has the same taste in food. While I personally promote eating more fruits, vegetables and lean meats, there is that professor who went on a diet of junk food to prove that weight loss is about calorie deficit.0 -
Bananas and cheese are so bad for me!
Well, I wouldn't eat them together. That'd be kind of gross.0 -
"I don't see a difference, can you?" Type posts. You wouldn't be posting comparison pictures if you didn't honestly see any difference. If you want gratification from others that's fine and all, but at least admit it.
I actually did that today, but it was because some other overweight people in my life were telling me that I looked the same or fatter than I did 40 lbs heavier and I was legitimately upset by it. But not in the forum, on my page.0 -
"You need to drink more water."
"My pet peeve is people who don't wipe the machines."
"Why do women wear makeup at the gym?"
"I hate people who do curls in the squat rack."
"Increase your calories to lose weight."0 -
Awesome!!! Some of you have me cracking up!0
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Personally I'd rather hear the cliches than hear nothing. And I'd much rather people just don't drop off of MFP without any warning. I've seen a few wonderfully supportive peeps just totally abandon the site. Guess they ran out of clever things to say.
So WTG guys; stay on your journeys; and just don't weigh-in during TOM! Happy 250th (or fill in your number)!0 -
SMH what the hell does that mean?0
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TOM
Does anyone know of a good HRM
Does anyone know of a good protein powder
I am gonna start doing better tomorrow
what's Bmr
What's TDEE
hahaha yup this sum's it up, as well as
I gained 4lbs over night omg i don't get it....0 -
the funniest thing I've heard
"How many calories does sperm have?"
Cliche things:
"You're not eating enough, your body is in starvation mode" (in response to someone who has been eating 1200 calories for 3 days and are pissed because they haven't seen weight loss.
"I don't want to get bulky and if I lift heavy weights I'll get bulky, like a guy, I curled 5lb dumbbells yesterday and I'm already bulky" (dont EVEN get me started on this one)
"OMG I binged on 200 calories"0 -
Shaking my headSMH what the hell does that mean?0
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