I was thinking about working out today BUT.....

mamagooskie

Just the thought caused me to break out into a sweat and my heart was racing so I decided against it. However I logged that as 10 cal burned and ate them all at one sitting!!! :sad:

I was going to leave them but thought I might go into starvation mode, so what I'm wondering is did I do the right thing????

Sometimes I log in the 23 calories I burn doing laundry, or even my sex-ercise calories but I don't want to do anything to hinder my loss.

my other problem is I REALLY REALLY WANT A HUGE GAP BETWEEN MY THIGHS....and I'm not sure how I am going to spot reduce only that area.......maybe I should eat only 600 cal a day??? would that be harmful??

Brandicaloriecountess

600 calories, but totally no working out.

mamagooskie

600 calories, but totally no working out.

How about 700 calories and I sweep my floor vigorously?

Discoveri

You don't eat enough protein and you eat too much corn. If you have to sweep the floor, don't lean over with the dustpan. That will burn too much. Just leave the dirt in piles and start wearing black socks.

beernpizza

I thought this was going to say...."But I got high". Lol.

coliema

I thought this was going to say...."But I got high". Lol.

DITTO! aahhaha

AuddAlise

Bwahahaha!!! :laugh:

ChristineMarie89

You don't eat enough protein and you eat too much corn. If you have to sweep the floor, don't lean over with the dustpan. That will burn too much. Just leave the dirt in piles and start wearing black socks.

mmmm corn xD

mamagooskie

I thought this was going to say...."But I got high". Lol.

I should have got high......but I think that the smoke has WAY TOO MANY calories!!!

or if nothing else I might get the munchies and I could end up consuming as much as 20 or 30 calories over my daily limit.......remember folks I WANT GAPING THIGHS!!!!

mamagooskie

You don't eat enough protein and you eat too much corn. If you have to sweep the floor, don't lean over with the dustpan. That will burn too much. Just leave the dirt in piles and start wearing black socks.

Okay so i'll switch to peas instead of corn, but how high should the socks be the most effective??

Irish_eyes75

I for one am sick of people telling me how skinny and beautiful I am. I mean really - just stop it already!
Oh well, fresh start tomorrow!

DrBorkBork

What do you MEAN you didn't log adult time with your significant other?!

Fatal1ty2k5

Whos up for some sexercise

Irish_eyes75

Whos up for some sexercise

MEEE!! :bigsmile:

mamagooskie

What do you MEAN you didn't log adult time with your significant other?!

but really how do you log 2-3 hours of acrobatic cardio that involves a washing machine and trampoline????

mamagooskie

Whos up for some sexercise

hmmm....depends do you have gaping thighs and a 6 pack? I HAVE STANDARDS!!

MuscleJunkieK8

Okay...first off. You should be at about 1200 calories a day. GOOD filling, CLEAN calories.

Look into scissors, laying on your back and slowing spreading your legs to either side. Y Like a "Y" Your legs should be in a "V" formation.

Go walking about 3 times a week, eat clean, drink water, and do those scissors. About 5 reps of 20 scissors to start. And then increase by week. You can do them while laying in bed.

nlwilliamson

i see a bridge in the distance!! :P

nlwilliamson

What do you MEAN you didn't log adult time with your significant other?!

but really how do you log 2-3 hours of acrobatic cardio that involves a washing machine and trampoline????

lmfao. I nearly pee'd a little.

spammyanna

I think I will just have the surgery to get the thigh gap instead. Everyone needs a thigh gap right?

Plus, I will eat nothing but fast food, but only 700 calories a day (since I am sweeping my floors)

I will still lose weight right?

Ke22yB

I have gaping thighs I am bow leggeg but I have a no pack

homerjspartan

What do you MEAN you didn't log adult time with your significant other?!

but really how do you log 2-3 hours of acrobatic cardio that involves a washing machine and trampoline????

I log mine, 3 1/2 minutes of grunting while my wife reads Pride and Prejudice over my shoulder and doesn't make a sound. SCORE! 31 cals burned, time to nap for 13 hours.

kimtpa1417

What do you MEAN you didn't log adult time with your significant other?!

but really how do you log 2-3 hours of acrobatic cardio that involves a washing machine and trampoline????

Damn and all this time I was using the shower with a step ladder

waffleflavoredtea

Okay...first off. You should be at about 1200 calories a day. GOOD filling, CLEAN calories.

Look into scissors, laying on your back and slowing spreading your legs to either side. Y Like a "Y" Your legs should be in a "V" formation.

Go walking about 3 times a week, eat clean, drink water, and do those scissors. About 5 reps of 20 scissors to start. And then increase by week. You can do them while laying in bed.

mmm... scissoring.

knk1553

omg...guys.... how do I get my collarbones to show?? and a thigh gap? I HAVE to have the thigh gap.

Also, all I had today was 4 chocolate chip cookies, but thats ok....because it was only 300 calories, and I burned off 1800 calories doing 366 minutes of calisthenics, because you know, I'm good like that. Oh, and I can't lift weights, that will make me bulky and look like a dude, ew.


This thread made my day btw

mamagooskie

What do you MEAN you didn't log adult time with your significant other?!

but really how do you log 2-3 hours of acrobatic cardio that involves a washing machine and trampoline????

lmfao. I nearly pee'd a little.

that was an ORGASM!!!

mamagooskie

What do you MEAN you didn't log adult time with your significant other?!

but really how do you log 2-3 hours of acrobatic cardio that involves a washing machine and trampoline????

I log mine, 3 1/2 minutes of grunting while my wife reads Pride and Prejudice over my shoulder and doesn't make a sound. SCORE! 31 cals burned, time to nap for 13 hours.

BUT.....MFP overestimates the calories in grunting......so you probably only burned 28 calories......hope you didn't eat em all back!!

rlmadrid

Just the thought caused me to break out into a sweat and my heart was racing so I decided against it. However I logged that as 10 cal burned and ate them all at one sitting!!! :sad:

I was going to leave them but thought I might go into starvation mode, so what I'm wondering is did I do the right thing????

Sometimes I log in the 23 calories I burn doing laundry, or even my sex-ercise calories but I don't want to do anything to hinder my loss.

my other problem is I REALLY REALLY WANT A HUGE GAP BETWEEN MY THIGHS....and I'm not sure how I am going to spot reduce only that area.......maybe I should eat only 600 cal a day??? would that be harmful??

I might love you :flowerforyou:

terri0527

You don't eat enough protein and you eat too much corn. If you have to sweep the floor, don't lean over with the dustpan. That will burn too much. Just leave the dirt in piles and start wearing black socks.

Okay so i'll switch to peas instead of corn, but how high should the socks be the most effective??

to get the most bang for your buck.....

rlmadrid

Okay...first off. You should be at about 1200 calories a day. GOOD filling, CLEAN calories.

Look into scissors, laying on your back and slowing spreading your legs to either side. Y Like a "Y" Your legs should be in a "V" formation.

Go walking about 3 times a week, eat clean, drink water, and do those scissors. About 5 reps of 20 scissors to start. And then increase by week. You can do them while laying in bed.

mmm... scissoring.

Day made.

mamagooskie

I think I will just have the surgery to get the thigh gap instead. Everyone needs a thigh gap right?

Plus, I will eat nothing but fast food, but only 700 calories a day (since I am sweeping my floors)

I will still lose weight right?

hey a calorie is a calorie....and who gives a *kitten* about macros.....they are overated anyway so yes you will lose weight....oh and by the way if you fold laundry or have sex you could potentially lose enough weight to not have your thighs snipped thin!!!