I was thinking about working out today BUT.....

mminor77

You don't eat enough protein and you eat too much corn. If you have to sweep the floor, don't lean over with the dustpan. That will burn too much. Just leave the dirt in piles and start wearing black socks.

Okay so i'll switch to peas instead of corn, but how high should the socks be the most effective??

I never knew that black socks could get high!! No wonder all my potato chips are gone.

mamagooskie

I hate to tell you this, but I can reference 12 studies that have established that you should wear one brown sock and one blue one. Not only do I have scientific evidence, but my best friend's cousin said that was the only thing that broke her out of a plateau that had last two days. She had tried EVERYTHING.

Nope I'm calling BS on your studies because my friends, cousins, husbands mothers aunt said something different.

I think that post was uncalled for. I feel like you are calling my best friend AND her cousin liars. There is no need to make this personal.

no no not "liars" maybe just not "truth tellers"

mamagooskie

You don't eat enough protein and you eat too much corn. If you have to sweep the floor, don't lean over with the dustpan. That will burn too much. Just leave the dirt in piles and start wearing black socks.

Okay so i'll switch to peas instead of corn, but how high should the socks be the most effective??

I never knew that black socks could get high!! No wonder all my potato chips are gone.

soooooo your socks ate your potato chips????

mamagooskie

Best post ever!

Can't wait to try these,
but you forgot that if you eat anything after dark
you won't 'loose' any weight.
You will totally gain 10lbs over the weekend.

:laugh:

I think people who mix up loose and lose should be punished with a 10 lb gain!!!

mminor77

You don't eat enough protein and you eat too much corn. If you have to sweep the floor, don't lean over with the dustpan. That will burn too much. Just leave the dirt in piles and start wearing black socks.

Okay so i'll switch to peas instead of corn, but how high should the socks be the most effective??

I never knew that black socks could get high!! No wonder all my potato chips are gone.

soooooo your socks ate your potato chips????

Evidently your black socks ate my potato chips while you were working on that thigh gap. :smokin:

historygirldd

I hate to tell you this, but I can reference 12 studies that have established that you should wear one brown sock and one blue one. Not only do I have scientific evidence, but my best friend's cousin said that was the only thing that broke her out of a plateau that had last two days. She had tried EVERYTHING.

Nope I'm calling BS on your studies because my friends, cousins, husbands mothers aunt said something different.

But Doctor Oz had it on his show. Where do I get the socks?

mamagooskie

You don't eat enough protein and you eat too much corn. If you have to sweep the floor, don't lean over with the dustpan. That will burn too much. Just leave the dirt in piles and start wearing black socks.

Okay so i'll switch to peas instead of corn, but how high should the socks be the most effective??

I never knew that black socks could get high!! No wonder all my potato chips are gone.

soooooo your socks ate your potato chips????

Evidently your black socks ate my potato chips while you were working on that thigh gap. :smokin:

I'm not even drunk enough for this to make sense!!! LOL

and dammit my thighs still touch

mminor77

I hate to tell you this, but I can reference 12 studies that have established that you should wear one brown sock and one blue one. Not only do I have scientific evidence, but my best friend's cousin said that was the only thing that broke her out of a plateau that had last two days. She had tried EVERYTHING.

Nope I'm calling BS on your studies because my friends, cousins, husbands mothers aunt said something different.

But Doctor Oz had it on his show. Where do I get the socks?

I heard you can mail order them from Uranus......:laugh:

Jenn09870

Now that's just mean!

That really happened to me last week,
TOM and I ate almost clean except for some ice cream at 10pm on Saturday
and I exercised 3 hours every day with black socks on and I was 10lbs heavier
On Monday morning... All that work gone for an ice cream sandwich.
Now my pants will no longer be lose...

mminor77

You don't eat enough protein and you eat too much corn. If you have to sweep the floor, don't lean over with the dustpan. That will burn too much. Just leave the dirt in piles and start wearing black socks.

Okay so i'll switch to peas instead of corn, but how high should the socks be the most effective??

I never knew that black socks could get high!! No wonder all my potato chips are gone.

soooooo your socks ate your potato chips????

Evidently your black socks ate my potato chips while you were working on that thigh gap. :smokin:

I'm not even drunk enough for this to make sense!!! LOL

and dammit my thighs still touch

I am. :happy:

cobracars

I WANT GAPING THIGHS!!!!

Take up horseback riding...you'll be bowlegged in no time

frhenderson

You're totally measuring the wrong thing. If you want to achieve thigh gapage you need to STOP looking at your thighs and start measuring the diameter of your iris. That's the real indicator of progress.
I not only don't look at my thigh gap, I don't allow my husband to look, and I won't visit my doctor until I know I've made progress because I'm sure she'll give me bad information. So I really need as many of your opinions as possible.

mamagooskie

I hate to tell you this, but I can reference 12 studies that have established that you should wear one brown sock and one blue one. Not only do I have scientific evidence, but my best friend's cousin said that was the only thing that broke her out of a plateau that had last two days. She had tried EVERYTHING.

Nope I'm calling BS on your studies because my friends, cousins, husbands mothers aunt said something different.

But Doctor Oz had it on his show. Where do I get the socks?

I heard you can mail order them from Uranus......:laugh:

apparently you can get a lot of things from Uranus!!! lol

mamagooskie

Now that's just mean!

That really happened to me last week,
TOM and I ate almost clean except for some ice cream at 10pm on Saturday
and I exercised 3 hours every day with black socks on and I was 10lbs heavier
On Monday morning... All that work gone for an ice cream sandwich.
Now my pants will no longer be lose...

If you had smashed your icecream you wouldn't have this problem...........now you have to try to loose the 10 lbs you gained.....UNLESS IT'S MUSCLE??

jfrog123

your friend is doing it ALL WRONG.....the secret to sticking out collar bones is to break your food up ..... like cookies that you can crumble, then the calories fall out and you eat in the negative. DUH....I thought everyone knew this.

Well, my neighbor lady says that if you drink a diet soda when you eat a candy bar the calories cancel out. And of course everyone knows that anything you eat over the sink is a zero calorie food because the calories fall down the drain. Now I just have to eat all my meals at home in the kitchen. I'll have a thigh gap in no time flat!

mminor77

I hate to tell you this, but I can reference 12 studies that have established that you should wear one brown sock and one blue one. Not only do I have scientific evidence, but my best friend's cousin said that was the only thing that broke her out of a plateau that had last two days. She had tried EVERYTHING.

Nope I'm calling BS on your studies because my friends, cousins, husbands mothers aunt said something different.

But Doctor Oz had it on his show. Where do I get the socks?

I heard you can mail order them from Uranus......:laugh:

apparently you can get a lot of things from Uranus!!! lol

An endless supply of *kitten* for sure!

eig6

I think I peed my pants a little just reading this. How many calories did I burn? You know you have to eat ALL your exercise calories back you guys! Starvation mode is no joke!

you can easily lose a lb or 2 with a good long pee.

I think I just lost 2lbs then:laugh:

mamagooskie

You're totally measuring the wrong thing. If you want to achieve thigh gapage you need to STOP looking at your thighs and start measuring the diameter of your iris. That's the real indicator of progress.
I not only don't look at my thigh gap, I don't allow my husband to look, and I won't visit my doctor until I know I've made progress because I'm sure she'll give me bad information. So I really need as many of your opinions as possible.

I find if I lay on my back with my legs in the air, kinda spread I look like I have gappage.......even my husband says so!!

mminor77

I had a thigh gappage at 8:23am today but then I ate some gummy bears . I suddenly realized that I wasnt eating the diet sour gummy bears. On top of that I was only supposed to eat the clear ones (zero color calories) of course! Who knew?!?! So of course I lost my thigh gap! I've heard if you eat dryer lint and paint chips while rubbing butter on your thighs that when you wake up you will have a thigh gap. Its worth a shot!

mamagooskie

your friend is doing it ALL WRONG.....the secret to sticking out collar bones is to break your food up ..... like cookies that you can crumble, then the calories fall out and you eat in the negative. DUH....I thought everyone knew this.

Well, my neighbor lady says that if you drink a diet soda when you eat a candy bar the calories cancel out. And of course everyone knows that anything you eat over the sink is a zero calorie food because the calories fall down the drain. Now I just have to eat all my meals at home in the kitchen. I'll have a thigh gap in no time flat!

diet soda cancels everything........however there are mixed review on how bad it is for the body, so you will have to research it. Actually just make a post on MFP about diet soda and you will get all the info you need.....DO NOT USE THE SEARCH FUNCTION!!

MAKE A NEW THREAD ABOUT IT............that's what everyone else does.

mamagooskie

I had a thigh gappage at 8:23am today but then I ate some gummy bears . I suddenly realized that I wasnt eating the diet sour gummy bears. On top of that I was only supposed to eat the clear ones (zero color calories) of course! Who knew?!?! So of course I lost my thigh gap! I've heard if you eat dryer lint and paint chips while rubbing butter on your thighs that when you wake up you will have a thigh gap. Its worth a shot!

does it matter what color of paint chips? and I think margarine has less calories? I might need to water my dryer lint down with diet water.....I find it too dry.

jerber160

Grapes. 3-4 grapes per day is what you should be eating for thighdom. and lots of water or seltzer..

mamagooskie

Grapes. 3-4 grapes per day is what you should be eating for thighdom. and lots of water or seltzer..

I like grapes....and if I freeze them they will last longer.

mminor77

I had a thigh gappage at 8:23am today but then I ate some gummy bears . I suddenly realized that I wasnt eating the diet sour gummy bears. On top of that I was only supposed to eat the clear ones (zero color calories) of course! Who knew?!?! So of course I lost my thigh gap! I've heard if you eat dryer lint and paint chips while rubbing butter on your thighs that when you wake up you will have a thigh gap. Its worth a shot!

does it matter what color of paint chips? and I think margarine has less calories? I might need to water my dryer lint down with diet water.....I find it too dry.

I believe the paint chips have to be a light color. Think light and airy like the bubbles in a clean crisp bottle of clear diet soda. Margarine has less calories but gets absorbed through your skin and goes straight to your right cheek and gives you that awkward chipmunk hiding a nut look... Id stick with the butter. It doesnt get absorbed through the skin and makes you glide around the room like a ballerina on butter slathered ice skates. Watering down the lint is a good idea but use carbonated water... think bubbly light!

jcpmoore

Thank you! I need that today.:)

Just the thought caused me to break out into a sweat and my heart was racing so I decided against it. However I logged that as 10 cal burned and ate them all at one sitting!!! :sad:

I was going to leave them but thought I might go into starvation mode, so what I'm wondering is did I do the right thing????

Sometimes I log in the 23 calories I burn doing laundry, or even my sex-ercise calories but I don't want to do anything to hinder my loss.

my other problem is I REALLY REALLY WANT A HUGE GAP BETWEEN MY THIGHS....and I'm not sure how I am going to spot reduce only that area.......maybe I should eat only 600 cal a day??? would that be harmful??

mamagooskie

I had a thigh gappage at 8:23am today but then I ate some gummy bears . I suddenly realized that I wasnt eating the diet sour gummy bears. On top of that I was only supposed to eat the clear ones (zero color calories) of course! Who knew?!?! So of course I lost my thigh gap! I've heard if you eat dryer lint and paint chips while rubbing butter on your thighs that when you wake up you will have a thigh gap. Its worth a shot!

does it matter what color of paint chips? and I think margarine has less calories? I might need to water my dryer lint down with diet water.....I find it too dry.

I believe the paint chips have to be a light color. Think light and airy like the bubbles in a clean crisp bottle of clear diet soda. Margarine has less calories but gets absorbed through your skin and goes straight to your right cheek and gives you that awkward chipmunk hiding a nut look... Id stick with the butter. It doesnt get absorbed through the skin and makes you glide around the room like a ballerina on butter slathered ice skates. Watering down the lint is a good idea but use carbonated water... think bubbly light!

I don't think I've ever since a ballerina on iceskates? never mind buttered ones!! lol

mamagooskie

Thank you! I need that today.:)

Just the thought caused me to break out into a sweat and my heart was racing so I decided against it. However I logged that as 10 cal burned and ate them all at one sitting!!! :sad:

I was going to leave them but thought I might go into starvation mode, so what I'm wondering is did I do the right thing????

Sometimes I log in the 23 calories I burn doing laundry, or even my sex-ercise calories but I don't want to do anything to hinder my loss.

my other problem is I REALLY REALLY WANT A HUGE GAP BETWEEN MY THIGHS....and I'm not sure how I am going to spot reduce only that area.......maybe I should eat only 600 cal a day??? would that be harmful??

Your welcome.....I'm always willing to share my sarcastic sense of humor with those that appreciate it.

mminor77

I had a thigh gappage at 8:23am today but then I ate some gummy bears . I suddenly realized that I wasnt eating the diet sour gummy bears. On top of that I was only supposed to eat the clear ones (zero color calories) of course! Who knew?!?! So of course I lost my thigh gap! I've heard if you eat dryer lint and paint chips while rubbing butter on your thighs that when you wake up you will have a thigh gap. Its worth a shot!

does it matter what color of paint chips? and I think margarine has less calories? I might need to water my dryer lint down with diet water.....I find it too dry.

I believe the paint chips have to be a light color. Think light and airy like the bubbles in a clean crisp bottle of clear diet soda. Margarine has less calories but gets absorbed through your skin and goes straight to your right cheek and gives you that awkward chipmunk hiding a nut look... Id stick with the butter. It doesnt get absorbed through the skin and makes you glide around the room like a ballerina on butter slathered ice skates. Watering down the lint is a good idea but use carbonated water... think bubbly light!

I don't think I've ever since a ballerina on iceskates? never mind buttered ones!! lol

I tell you what.... take melatonin for a few nights to help you sleep and you'll see/dream all kinds of crazy *kitten*! LOL! :huh:

dr_tina

why would it matter if it is 10lbs of fat or 10lbs of muscle that she gained? A POUND IS A POUND!! Everyone knows that!

mamagooskie

why would it matter if it is 10lbs of fat or 10lbs of muscle that she gained? A POUND IS A POUND!! Everyone knows that!

but muscle weighs more than fat......................no wonder loooosing weight is soooo hard.