The (hopefully) Biiiig "I Don't Need Friends" Thread!

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  • marthadztx
    marthadztx Posts: 337 Member
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    Yay! Thanks for posting this! I have new friends thanks to you! Yay! :)
  • barkin43
    barkin43 Posts: 508 Member
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    Boy, that escalated quickly...

    I mean, that really got out of hand fast.

    I killed a guy. With a trident.

    What flavor did you use? I like the cinnamon best!
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
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    Yay! Thanks for posting this! I have new friends thanks to you! Yay! :)

    That's what I'm here for...


    Wait, what??
  • sweetiebelle
    sweetiebelle Posts: 332 Member
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    He now has 77! Do worry I wont send you a friend request!
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
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    Holy crap, I have never been so grossed out by a food diary before. I don't know if I find it interesting or just revolting. How do you eat all that butter?

    *perks up* butter?!?! Is there, by any chance, a croissant to eat with it?

    Doesn't look like it. Butter croissant... mmmmm.....

    Sad face is sad. Naked croissants make my mouth sad.

    LOL!!! No sad faces....but your right....croissants need covered with something! :bigsmile:

    I desperately want a croissant smothered in butter and a half french vanilla, half coffee from Timmy Ho now.

    Oh man....What is a Timmy Ho? lol

    Sorry, Canadian slang. Short for Tim Hortons.
  • Katahna
    Katahna Posts: 326 Member
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    If you don't want any friends, then no one needs to know you =]
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
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    Boy, that escalated quickly...

    I mean, that really got out of hand fast.

    I killed a guy. With a trident.

    I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find a safehouse or a relative close by...lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.

    Where'd you buy your suit, the toilet store?
  • VorJoshigan
    VorJoshigan Posts: 1,106 Member
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    Yeah, uh, thanks, VJ...I think.
    (I'm not sure this is the kind of supportive friend MFP had in mind...)
    Obligatory douchey comment:
    From our interactions so far, I'm not surprised that you would start to feel overwhelmed at 30 friends. It's good that you realize this though...a man's gotta know his limitations.

    Actually I'd be fine at 30 friends. 31 would drive me nuts though. If I wasn't already there (in nutsville).

    I'm all about quality over quantity.
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
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    He now has 77! Do worry I wont send you a friend request!

    And that's after trimming at least a dozen along the way...

    ...but I still don't need a single one of them to achieve my goals. That said, at least a few of them are mildly entertaining.

    :smile:
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
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    If you don't want any friends, then no one needs to know you =]

    I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal.

    People know me.
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
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    Boy, that escalated quickly...

    I mean, that really got out of hand fast.

    I killed a guy. With a trident.

    I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find a safehouse or a relative close by...lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.

    Where'd you buy your suit, the toilet store?

    I didn't know that the Salvation Army was having a sale.
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
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    Boy, that escalated quickly...

    I mean, that really got out of hand fast.

    I killed a guy. With a trident.

    I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find a safehouse or a relative close by...lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.

    Where'd you buy your suit, the toilet store?

    I didn't know that the Salvation Army was having a sale.

    I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again!
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
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    Boy, that escalated quickly...

    I mean, that really got out of hand fast.

    I killed a guy. With a trident.

    I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find a safehouse or a relative close by...lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.

    Where'd you buy your suit, the toilet store?

    I didn't know that the Salvation Army was having a sale.

    I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again!

    Dorothy Mantooth is a Saint!
  • CrysButcher3
    CrysButcher3 Posts: 322
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    If you don't want any friends, then no one needs to know you =]

    I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal.

    People know me.

    Yea, I hate to admit this....but you really are a big deal. People are drawn to you.....like a deer is to headlights....about to be ran over and die a slow and agonizing death...
    I totally got off track but you know what I mean. ..... don't ya? LOL
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
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    If you don't want any friends, then no one needs to know you =]

    I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal.

    People know me.

    Yea, I hate to admit this....but you really are a big deal. People are drawn to you.....like a deer is to headlights....about to be ran over and die a slow and agonizing death...
    I totally got off track but you know what I mean. ..... don't ya? LOL

    My sense of humour is sorta drawn to both of you. :flowerforyou:
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
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    If you don't want any friends, then no one needs to know you =]

    I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal.

    People know me.

    Yea, I hate to admit this....but you really are a big deal. People are drawn to you.....like a deer is to headlights....about to be ran over and die a slow and agonizing death...
    I totally got off track but you know what I mean. ..... don't ya? LOL

    My sense of humour is sorta drawn to both of you. :flowerforyou:

    Anyone who enjoys exchanging Anchorman quotes is okay in my book too...(even if they apparently live in a land where they unnecessarily overuse the letter "u" (and likely have an unhealthy fear of the letter "z" as well.)
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
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    If you don't want any friends, then no one needs to know you =]

    I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal.

    People know me.

    Yea, I hate to admit this....but you really are a big deal. People are drawn to you.....like a deer is to headlights....about to be ran over and die a slow and agonizing death...
    I totally got off track but you know what I mean. ..... don't ya? LOL

    My sense of humour is sorta drawn to both of you. :flowerforyou:

    Anyone who enjoys exchanging Anchorman quotes is okay in my book too...(even if they apparently live in a land where they unnecessarily overuse the letter "u" (and likely have an unhealthy fear of the letter "z" as well.)

    Pfft. Criticizing our spelling, it's well and good you're not looking for any friends. You've made an enemy of me. Hmph. Americans thinking they own Z (zed, not zee!), making a sad excuse for cheese, showing up late for every war...
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
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    If you don't want any friends, then no one needs to know you =]

    I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal.

    People know me.

    Yea, I hate to admit this....but you really are a big deal. People are drawn to you.....like a deer is to headlights....about to be ran over and die a slow and agonizing death...
    I totally got off track but you know what I mean. ..... don't ya? LOL

    My sense of humour is sorta drawn to both of you. :flowerforyou:

    Anyone who enjoys exchanging Anchorman quotes is okay in my book too...(even if they apparently live in a land where they unnecessarily overuse the letter "u" (and likely have an unhealthy fear of the letter "z" as well.)

    Pfft. Criticizing our spelling, it's well and good you're not looking for any friends. You've made an enemy of me. Hmph. Americans thinking they own Z (zed, not zee!), making a sad excuse for cheese, showing up late for every war...

    I certainly can't argue with the cheese comment.
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
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    I certainly can't argue with the cheese comment.

    eeeexcellent. You are now in neutral status. Neither enemy, nor friend. Tread carefully.
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
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    I certainly can't argue with the cheese comment.

    eeeexcellent. You are now in neutral status. Neither enemy, nor friend. Tread carefully.

    I'm entirely comfortable with this status. In fact, I think I prefer it.

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