The (hopefully) Biiiig "I Don't Need Friends" Thread!

WifeNMama

I certainly can't argue with the cheese comment.

eeeexcellent. You are now in neutral status. Neither enemy, nor friend. Tread carefully.

I'm entirely comfortable with this status. In fact, I think I prefer it.

You're Switzerland.

jofjltncb6

I certainly can't argue with the cheese comment.

eeeexcellent. You are now in neutral status. Neither enemy, nor friend. Tread carefully.

I'm entirely comfortable with this status. In fact, I think I prefer it.

You're Switzerland.

Ja bin ich.

(...or, for the other quarter of the country...)

Oui.

WifeNMama

I certainly can't argue with the cheese comment.

eeeexcellent. You are now in neutral status. Neither enemy, nor friend. Tread carefully.

I'm entirely comfortable with this status. In fact, I think I prefer it.

You're Switzerland.

Ja bin ich.

(...or, for the other quarter of the country...)

Oui.

Ooh. Bilingual, too. *impressed face*

jofjltncb6

I certainly can't argue with the cheese comment.

eeeexcellent. You are now in neutral status. Neither enemy, nor friend. Tread carefully.

I'm entirely comfortable with this status. In fact, I think I prefer it.

You're Switzerland.

Ja bin ich.

(...or, for the other quarter of the country...)

Oui.

Ooh. Bilingual, too. *impressed face*

No, but my babelfish*-fu is strong. And my equally impressive google-fu revealed that Switzerland has two predominant languages: German (~74%) and French (~20ish%). (I had expected to learn that they spoke Switzerlandish...or Switzish...or something like that.)

So what I lack in actual knowledge, I make up for in my ability to find answers to questions that no one even asked.


* Now apparently part of the Microsoft empire and known as Bing Translator.

WifeNMama

I certainly can't argue with the cheese comment.

eeeexcellent. You are now in neutral status. Neither enemy, nor friend. Tread carefully.

I'm entirely comfortable with this status. In fact, I think I prefer it.

You're Switzerland.

Ja bin ich.

(...or, for the other quarter of the country...)

Oui.

Ooh. Bilingual, too. *impressed face*

No, but my babelfish*-fu is strong. And my equally impressive google-fu revealed that Switzerland has two predominant languages: German (~74%) and French (~20ish%). (I had expected to learn that they spoke Switzerlandish...or Switzish...or something like that.)

So what I lack in actual knowledge, I make up for in my ability to find answers to questions that no one even asked.


* Now apparently part of the Microsoft empire and known as Bing Translator.

Your attempt to deceive me has earned you enemy status. *charging up a rocket missile* Switzerland, my butt!

I actually am bilingual, so I take these things vrysrsly.

jofjltncb6

I certainly can't argue with the cheese comment.

eeeexcellent. You are now in neutral status. Neither enemy, nor friend. Tread carefully.

I'm entirely comfortable with this status. In fact, I think I prefer it.

You're Switzerland.

Ja bin ich.

(...or, for the other quarter of the country...)

Oui.

Ooh. Bilingual, too. *impressed face*

No, but my babelfish*-fu is strong. And my equally impressive google-fu revealed that Switzerland has two predominant languages: German (~74%) and French (~20ish%). (I had expected to learn that they spoke Switzerlandish...or Switzish...or something like that.)

So what I lack in actual knowledge, I make up for in my ability to find answers to questions that no one even asked.


* Now apparently part of the Microsoft empire and known as Bing Translator.

Your attempt to deceive me has earned you enemy status. *charging up a rocket missile* Switzerland, my butt!

I actually am bilingual, so I take these things vrysrsly.

Well of course you are. In fact, I assume everyone who is not an American is at least bilingual. Eventually, we will also teach our children multiple languages; but meanwhile, we will focus on teaching them that everyone is special, that there are no wrong answers, and that what is most important is how you *feel* about yourself and not actual mastery of the material.

And conveniently, I guess my response to your new status can be the same as my previous response: Ja bin ich.

jofjltncb6

And conveniently, I guess my response to your new status can be the same as my previous response: Ja bin ich.

Too soon?

jofjltncb6

And conveniently, I guess my response to your new status can be the same as my previous response: Ja bin ich.

Too soon?

Apparently, she is not willing to continue diplomatic dialogue.

cole_carter

you certainly appear friendly for someone who needs no friends

jofjltncb6

you certainly appear friendly for someone who needs no friends

It's all totally fake. I sometimes try to appear sociable because I've heard it makes life better. I'm not entirely convinced yet.