Women Should NEVER Lift Weights!

KittieLea

So, I have been lifting since January, and let me just tell you-it's the biggest mistake of my life. I'm SO BULKY! I mean seriously, sometimes I'll just be sitting here at work minding my own business, and my shirt RIPS right off of me! It's crazy! I have to go through entrances sideways because my shoulders have become so broad I won't fit the normal way! And in the past week, my skin has taken on a greenish tint-weird!!
Take my advice, don't lift anything heavier than a 2.5 dumbbell, stick to CARDIO only, and NEVER, EVER eat more than 1200 calories. You'll thank me!

lauren3382

Gah! Me too! Guess I better stop before I blow up...

jcjsjones

So, I have been lifting since January, and let me just tell you-it's the biggest mistake of my life. I'm SO BULKY! I mean seriously, sometimes I'll just be sitting here at work minding my own business, and my shirt RIPS right off of me! It's crazy! I have to go through entrances sideways because my shoulders have become so broad I won't fit the normal way! And in the past week, my skin has taken on a greenish tint-weird!!
Take my advice, don't lift anything heavier than a 2.5 dumbbell, stick to CARDIO only, and NEVER, EVER eat more than 1200 calories. You'll thank me!

Well, at least I know not to make you angry! :laugh:

OnionMomma

OH NOES!!!!! I've been lifting for a month and now I find out I'm going to have my clothes fall off or I am going to explode!!! EEECCCKKK!!!!!!

Lone_Wolf70

i have the exact same problem.

Pspetal

Then I probably shouldn't throw out my pretty pink dumbbells?

DontStopB_Leakin

Dude, even the 2.5 lb weights are UBER dangerous. I lifted those bad boys for three days and now I look like Ahnold. Also, no protein shakes! They will make you sooooooooooooooo bulky. I had to speed walk for 6 straight months to get rid of all the bulk.

DontStopB_Leakin

Then I probably shouldn't throw out my pretty pink dumbbells?

No, in fact, you need to decorate those bad boys with Lisa Frank and Barbie stickers, but only if they're under 2 lbs. Otherwise, the excess weight from the stickers will make you bulk up super quick.

iron_jj

Yea... I look like a dude now /sadface :frown:

tismyhardbody

So true.

KittieLea

Yea... I look like a dude now /sadface :frown:

Me too! I mean, look at my profile pic, I look like I could play in the NFL or something! :laugh:

iWaffle

I thought about doing dead lifts this morning and my legs just swelled up like a water balloon on a garden hose. Actually collapsed my chair here at work form the stress.

// True story.

ARyding17

I totally disagree! TOTALLY!

I love lifting and I wont stop! It is impossible for women to get big like the body builders, I will be lean but I will eat more than 1200 calories and I pick up higher weights!

DO no say this to women becuase we should lift. Everyone is already scared to and you are making them more scared. every body is different. You are a guy!!! You have no idea how a womens body will act to lifting, and I can promise you it will give them a great butt and hot arms, not getting stuck in door ways!

BrittanyErica

yeah, i often get mistaken for a man. because, everyone knows, weights are for men only.

pastryari

I totally disagree! TOTALLY!

I love lifting and I wont stop! It is impossible for women to get big like the body builders, I will be lean but I will eat more than 1200 calories and I pick up higher weights!

DO no say this to women becuase we should lift. Everyone is already scared to and you are making them more scared. every body is different. You are a guy!!! You have no idea how a womens body will act to lifting, and I can promise you it will give them a great butt and hot arms, not getting stuck in door ways!

OP's sarcasm font is obviously malfunctioning.

It_never_ends

Gah! Me too! Guess I better stop before I blow up...

See her top ripped off too! ahhhh going to run these muscles off.

AsellusReborn

I totally disagree! TOTALLY!

I love lifting and I wont stop! It is impossible for women to get big like the body builders, I will be lean but I will eat more than 1200 calories and I pick up higher weights!

DO no say this to women becuase we should lift. Everyone is already scared to and you are making them more scared. every body is different. You are a guy!!! You have no idea how a womens body will act to lifting, and I can promise you it will give them a great butt and hot arms, not getting stuck in door ways!

sarcastic thread alert!

PittShkr

I agree! none of the women on my FL lift... lifting is for men.... and so is Zumba... should be men only!

OnionMomma

^^snicker snicker^^

:laugh:

chelledawg14

Thanks for this... I didn't think I'd ever laugh again after the day I've had at work.. I sooo needed this, all you Hulksters have made my day

adiannen83

I know right! I'm glad I'm not the only one with this problem. I feel like I'm among friends! If I get asked if I'm taking steroids one more time.....

BrittanyErica

I totally disagree! TOTALLY!

I love lifting and I wont stop! It is impossible for women to get big like the body builders, I will be lean but I will eat more than 1200 calories and I pick up higher weights!

DO no say this to women becuase we should lift. Everyone is already scared to and you are making them more scared. every body is different. You are a guy!!! You have no idea how a womens body will act to lifting, and I can promise you it will give them a great butt and hot arms, not getting stuck in door ways!

we're mocking all the ladies who think weights will make them bulky! xD
weight training for women is amazing! i loooove my resistance training

iWaffle

Everyone is already scared to and you are making them more scared. every body is different. You are a guy!!! You have no idea how a womens body will act to lifting, and I can promise you it will give them a great butt and hot arms

Shush you! I like my side of the gym less crowded. Women, simply walking over to the free weight section could cause you to gain a pound. Be careful, be aware, stay skinny.

12skipafew99100

lol, thanks for the warning!

lilacsun

Oh crud .... I just am getting back into lifting and I see my five lb starters are to heavy:( I guess I better just go back to my all ladies walking group and behave before I regret it!

JustJennie1

2.5 pound dumbbells? That's WAY too heavy!

It_never_ends

I totally disagree! TOTALLY!

I love lifting and I wont stop! It is impossible for women to get big like the body builders, I will be lean but I will eat more than 1200 calories and I pick up higher weights!

DO no say this to women becuase we should lift. Everyone is already scared to and you are making them more scared. every body is different. You are a guy!!! You have no idea how a womens body will act to lifting, and I can promise you it will give them a great butt and hot arms, not getting stuck in door ways!

I think your sarcasm detector is broken.

MonkRocker

Yeah..damn. I don't wanna see a girl get all swole. Um..bro..

I'm not good at this.

Faye_Anderson

I totally disagree! TOTALLY!

I love lifting and I wont stop! It is impossible for women to get big like the body builders, I will be lean but I will eat more than 1200 calories and I pick up higher weights!

DO no say this to women becuase we should lift. Everyone is already scared to and you are making them more scared. every body is different. You are a guy!!! You have no idea how a womens body will act to lifting, and I can promise you it will give them a great butt and hot arms, not getting stuck in door ways!

OMFG, seriously?? :noway:

Pspetal

I'm gonna put some lovely glitter on my pink dumbbells. When I walk on the street, men look at my muscles jealously but with disgust and women just cringe... I knew I should have just stuck to plain 'ol cardio :sad:

UsedToBeHusky

:yawn: :flowerforyou: