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It's Advice Time...ASK THE WOLF

Lone_Wolf70
Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
Not intended for the weak kneed or weak minded.....also, everything is joking, unless its not, which means its gosh darn serious.

FIRE AWAY
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  • Jules2Be
    Jules2Be Posts: 2,238 Member
    When will my back get better?
  • JustJennie1
    JustJennie1 Posts: 3,749 Member
    Should I eat more to weigh less?
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    Which weighs more a lb of fat or a bucket of fried chicken?
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Should I eat more to weigh less?

    u should weigh less so you can EAT more!
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    When will my back get better?

    WHen u stop laying on the couch all day and night and get up and make my dinner. Jules I cant keep going to Mickey D's ill get fat again.
  • samra2012
    samra2012 Posts: 715
    mmmm i asked u something before !!! but... my leg is hurting me... should i have a massage??
  • JustJennie1
    JustJennie1 Posts: 3,749 Member
    When will my back get better?

    WHen u stop laying on the couch all day and night and get up and make my dinner. Jules I cant keep going to Mickey D's ill get fat again.

    Woah woah WOAH!

    Are you . . . . . are you cheating on me?! :sad:
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Which weighs more a lb of fat or a bucket of fried chicken?

    a KILO of COCAINE ...HOWLLLLLLLL
  • Daisy_Cutter
    Daisy_Cutter Posts: 774
    Should I quit my job and move out of Hell?
  • obrendao
    obrendao Posts: 318
    How do I stop myself from being so vapid and shallow???
  • Janet9906
    Janet9906 Posts: 546 Member
    should I wax or shave?
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    mmmm i asked u something before !!! but... my leg is hurting me... should i have a massage??

    U did ask before and I gave you good advice, but that ISH aint free.
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    When will my back get better?

    WHen u stop laying on the couch all day and night and get up and make my dinner. Jules I cant keep going to Mickey D's ill get fat again.

    Woah woah WOAH!

    Are you . . . . . are you cheating on me?! :sad:

    Open Marriage FTW
  • MeliJean78
    MeliJean78 Posts: 249
    How can I find a guy with more than just "morning wood"?
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Should I quit my job and move out of Hell?

    Why I hear you dont have bad winters?
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    should I wax or shave?

    Let it grow long enough to plant tomatoes.
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    How do I stop myself from being so vapid and shallow???

    Sorry I missed your question I was looking in my mirror and admiring my arms.
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    How can I find a guy with more than just "morning wood"?

    Date a guy under 30 who has the Afternoon Avalance and the Evening Easy Glide
  • Meloyelo2010
    Meloyelo2010 Posts: 171 Member
    What should my ideal weight be?
  • samra2012
    samra2012 Posts: 715
    mmmm i asked u something before !!! but... my leg is hurting me... should i have a massage??

    U did ask before and I gave you good advice, but that ISH aint free.

    no??????????????
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    What should my ideal weight be?

    Id need to know you're height, but I would guess its whatever you're currently at - 53
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    mmmm i asked u something before !!! but... my leg is hurting me... should i have a massage??

    U did ask before and I gave you good advice, but that ISH aint free.

    no??????????????

    my time is money, I cant keep lugging around massage oils and what not. Pay up sister.
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Looks like all problems solved.
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    What's the best way to be rid of a hyena?
  • Beastette
    Beastette Posts: 1,497 Member
    Are Carolina Girls the best in the world? Or is that just propaganda from the tourism board?

    I want to learn to move things with my mind. Please tell me how.

    The Batman movie made me sad. How can I learn to trust again?

    My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. How can I make them leave?
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
    Is there a number I can call, for somebody to remove the dead guinea pig from it's cage in my living room?
  • Meloyelo2010
    Meloyelo2010 Posts: 171 Member
    What should my ideal weight be?

    Id need to know you're height, but I would guess its whatever you're currently at - 53

    -53lbs? Thank you oh wise one ;)
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    Who is John Galt?

    How have you bettered everyone's lives by starting this thread?

    WHERE ARE MY COOKIES? :grumble:
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    What's the best way to be rid of a hyena?

    Shoot to kill
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Are Carolina Girls the best in the world? Or is that just propaganda from the tourism board?

    I want to learn to move things with my mind. Please tell me how.

    The Batman movie made me sad. How can I learn to trust again?

    My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. How can I make them leave?

    1. no
    2. Watch The Avengers
    3. You want some fries with that shake?
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