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  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
    Will regular horseback riding increase my inner thigh strength?
    How can I tell?

    I can verify that it already has. *rubs side of my head* dang im sore.

    Ooops...sorry--I thought you were having fun too.

    Pain IS good...

    I need some cranberry juice now.
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Can you get an adroid app that changes traffic signals...really?

    It only works on standard lights...like no arrows

    Also, did you know that all stop signs with white trim are optional? They are called OpStops.
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Will regular horseback riding increase my inner thigh strength?
    How can I tell?

    I can verify that it already has. *rubs side of my head* dang im sore.

    Ooops...sorry--I thought you were having fun too.

    Pain IS good...

    I need some cranberry juice now.

    U need ice too...just not for the juice.
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Can you ever give your partner too many blow jobs?

    I dont give them, I get them...well I like to get them.
    Good point. So can a girl give her partner too many?

    If you have to ask the question....you're doing them wrong. Less teeth hun.
  • sarahharmintx
    sarahharmintx Posts: 868 Member
    Can you ever give your partner too many blow jobs?

    I dont give them, I get them...well I like to get them.
    Good point. So can a girl give her partner too many?

    If you have to ask the question....you're doing them wrong. Less teeth hun.
    ooooo. lol.
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
    Can you ever give your partner too many blow jobs?

    I dont give them, I get them...well I like to get them.
    Good point. So can a girl give her partner too many?

    If you have to ask the question....you're doing them wrong. Less teeth hun.
    I almost tinkled in my pants...nice one.
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Can you ever give your partner too many blow jobs?

    I dont give them, I get them...well I like to get them.
    Good point. So can a girl give her partner too many?

    If you have to ask the question....you're doing them wrong. Less teeth hun.
    I almost tinkled in my pants...nice one.

    Oh water sports
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
    Can you ever give your partner too many blow jobs?

    I dont give them, I get them...well I like to get them.
    Good point. So can a girl give her partner too many?

    If you have to ask the question....you're doing them wrong. Less teeth hun.
    I almost tinkled in my pants...nice one.

    Oh water sports

    If you tinkle in your pants too much, you will get an infection...drink lots of cranberry juice
  • NormalSaneFLGuy
    NormalSaneFLGuy Posts: 1,344 Member
    Why do people keep voting for Obama?
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Why do people keep voting for Obama?

    What do you mean "keep"? He has only been in one national election....oh do u mean the dead people in CHicago who vote 3x?
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
    Why do people keep voting for Obama?
    Why is FL trying to douche it up by asking stupid questions?
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Why do people keep voting for Obama?
    Why is FL trying to douche it up by asking stupid questions?

    FOUL
    all questions are legitimate. This is MY thread....are you volunteering to be my screener?
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
    Why do people keep voting for Obama?
    Why is FL trying to douche it up by asking stupid questions?

    FOUL
    all questions are legitimate. This is MY thread....are you volunteering to be my screener?
    Absolutely. Whatever you want.
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
    Can you get an adroid app that changes traffic signals...really?

    It only works on standard lights...like no arrows

    Also, did you know that all stop signs with white trim are optional? They are called OpStops.

    Now you're just trying to get me into trouble, aren't you?
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Can you get an adroid app that changes traffic signals...really?

    It only works on standard lights...like no arrows

    Also, did you know that all stop signs with white trim are optional? They are called OpStops.

    Now you're just trying to get me into trouble, aren't you?

    Its minor compared to the trouble your in for the thigh squeeze
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Why do people keep voting for Obama?
    Why is FL trying to douche it up by asking stupid questions?

    FOUL
    all questions are legitimate. This is MY thread....are you volunteering to be my screener?
    Absolutely. Whatever you want.

    Dangerous statement..."whatever you want"
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
    Can you get an adroid app that changes traffic signals...really?

    It only works on standard lights...like no arrows

    Also, did you know that all stop signs with white trim are optional? They are called OpStops.

    Now you're just trying to get me into trouble, aren't you?

    Its minor compared to the trouble your in for the thigh squeeze

    My thighs are unafraid...they are amazingly powerful.
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
    Why do people keep voting for Obama?
    Why is FL trying to douche it up by asking stupid questions?

    FOUL
    all questions are legitimate. This is MY thread....are you volunteering to be my screener?
    Absolutely. Whatever you want.

    Dangerous statement..."whatever you want"
    I'm well aware. I'm no chicken.
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Why do people keep voting for Obama?
    Why is FL trying to douche it up by asking stupid questions?

    FOUL
    all questions are legitimate. This is MY thread....are you volunteering to be my screener?
    Absolutely. Whatever you want.

    Dangerous statement..."whatever you want"
    I'm well aware. I'm no chicken.

    Chickens r wierd
  • 1SlimShaylee
    1SlimShaylee Posts: 204
    how do i stop staring at your pic and go work out?
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    how do i stop staring at your pic and go work out?

    Well this is a problem that IS widespread on MFP. Sadly there is no cure.
  • Juliejustsaying
    Juliejustsaying Posts: 2,332 Member
    Will I ever find a guy who a) I find attactive and b) will want more than to just f**k me? I mean come on! I'm a nice person.
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
    Why do people keep voting for Obama?
    Why is FL trying to douche it up by asking stupid questions?

    FOUL
    all questions are legitimate. This is MY thread....are you volunteering to be my screener?
    Absolutely. Whatever you want.

    Dangerous statement..."whatever you want"
    I'm well aware. I'm no chicken.

    Chickens r wierd
    No. Chicks R weird. Chickens are tasty. And Ducks R odd. And they can't spell, obviously.
  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
    Should I get a breast reduction???
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Should I get a breast reduction???

    Yes, if you are looking to lose 30 lbs. Although I hope you can swim and dont need flotation devices.
  • Angie__1MR
    Angie__1MR Posts: 388 Member
    How can I get more muscle, yesterday?
  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
    Should I get a breast reduction???

    Yes, if you are looking to lose 30 lbs. Although I hope you can swim and dont need flotation devices.

    WOW you are almost right on the money for how much the "girls" weigh...lol GREAT job.
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
    Will I ever find a guy who a) I find attactive and b) will want more than to just f**k me? I mean come on! I'm a nice person.

    I'd interpret his silence as a solid no.
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Should I get a breast reduction???

    Yes, if you are looking to lose 30 lbs. Although I hope you can swim and dont need flotation devices.

    WOW you are almost right on the money for how much the "girls" weigh...lol GREAT job.

    Well, duh....I know everything.
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    How can I get more muscle, yesterday?

    Do I even have to do the protein joke here?
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