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  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
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    I did! I found some cash in my bra and hired them to come after you. You should probably get your affairs in order.

    THANKS!

    WHoa, why did 4 black, tinted window SUV's just pull up? Now I have to go full ninja style.....TO MY ANDROID APP!
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
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    What is the end boss of the internet like?

    The end of the internet a picture of dogs snorting cocaine pops up and says "WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?"
    You sure it's not a bunch of LOL cats with angel wings stealin yur cookiez?

    I'm starting to think you cheated when you won the internet.

    No, at the end of the net, all the cats have been killed....as per DOG LAW
    Oh...hmm..

    You DID cheat, didn't you?
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
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    What is the end boss of the internet like?

    The end of the internet a picture of dogs snorting cocaine pops up and says "WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?"
    You sure it's not a bunch of LOL cats with angel wings stealin yur cookiez?

    I'm starting to think you cheated when you won the internet.

    No, at the end of the net, all the cats have been killed....as per DOG LAW
    Oh...hmm..

    You DID cheat, didn't you?

    u can't cheat the net...but you can cheat the scale if you stand the right way
  • obrendao
    obrendao Posts: 318
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    Why do I feel the sudden urge to CUT the TAGS off mattresses?!?!?!
  • LunaPhaedra
    LunaPhaedra Posts: 71 Member
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    how much douche could a *kitten* bag if a *kitten* could douche bags?
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
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    In a cermony asked prior to this post, the following question was asked and answered:

    Is the devil in the details?

    No, he is n your evil music.
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
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    Will regular horseback riding increase my inner thigh strength?
    How can I tell?
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
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    how much douche could a *kitten* bag if a *kitten* could douche bags?


    It'd be a full two bagger...but it would smelllllll FRESH
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
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    Why do I feel the sudden urge to CUT the TAGS off mattresses?!?!?!

    Because Chicks R wierd?
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
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    Will regular horseback riding increase my inner thigh strength?
    How can I tell?

    I can verify that it already has. *rubs side of my head* dang im sore.
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
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    Will regular horseback riding increase my inner thigh strength?
    How can I tell?

    I can verify that it already has. *rubs side of my head* dang im sore.

    Ooops...sorry--I thought you were having fun too.
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
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    Why hasn't the "Motivation and Support" section of the forums been renamed to "Whining and B!tching"?
  • sarahharmintx
    sarahharmintx Posts: 868 Member
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    Can you ever give your partner too many blow jobs?
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
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    Will regular horseback riding increase my inner thigh strength?
    How can I tell?

    I can verify that it already has. *rubs side of my head* dang im sore.

    Ooops...sorry--I thought you were having fun too.

    Pain IS good...
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
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    Why hasn't the "Motivation and Support" section of the forums been renamed to "Whining and B!tching"?

    I just ended the internet today....gimme a chance to finish up some other things first.
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
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    Can you ever give your partner too many blow jobs?

    I dont give them, I get them...well I like to get them.
  • Meloyelo2010
    Meloyelo2010 Posts: 171 Member
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    What should my ideal weight be?

    Id need to know you're height, but I would guess its whatever you're currently at - 53

    -53lbs? Thank you oh wise one ;)

    Im right tho

    I'm aiming for a bit more eventually but appreciate the reply.
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
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    Can you get an adroid app that changes traffic signals...really?
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
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    Why hasn't the "Motivation and Support" section of the forums been renamed to "Whining and B!tching"?

    I just ended the internet today....gimme a chance to finish up some other things first.
    Why are you so slow?
  • sarahharmintx
    sarahharmintx Posts: 868 Member
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    Can you ever give your partner too many blow jobs?

    I dont give them, I get them...well I like to get them.
    Good point. So can a girl give her partner too many?

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