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  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
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    What should my ideal weight be?

    Id need to know you're height, but I would guess its whatever you're currently at - 53
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
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    mmmm i asked u something before !!! but... my leg is hurting me... should i have a massage??

    U did ask before and I gave you good advice, but that ISH aint free.

    no??????????????

    my time is money, I cant keep lugging around massage oils and what not. Pay up sister.
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
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    Looks like all problems solved.
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,198 Member
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    What's the best way to be rid of a hyena?
  • Beastette
    Beastette Posts: 1,497 Member
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    Are Carolina Girls the best in the world? Or is that just propaganda from the tourism board?

    I want to learn to move things with my mind. Please tell me how.

    The Batman movie made me sad. How can I learn to trust again?

    My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. How can I make them leave?
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
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    Is there a number I can call, for somebody to remove the dead guinea pig from it's cage in my living room?
  • Meloyelo2010
    Meloyelo2010 Posts: 171 Member
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    What should my ideal weight be?

    Id need to know you're height, but I would guess its whatever you're currently at - 53

    -53lbs? Thank you oh wise one ;)
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,229 Member
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    Who is John Galt?

    How have you bettered everyone's lives by starting this thread?

    WHERE ARE MY COOKIES? :grumble:
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
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    What's the best way to be rid of a hyena?

    Shoot to kill
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
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    Are Carolina Girls the best in the world? Or is that just propaganda from the tourism board?

    I want to learn to move things with my mind. Please tell me how.

    The Batman movie made me sad. How can I learn to trust again?

    My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. How can I make them leave?

    1. no
    2. Watch The Avengers
    3. You want some fries with that shake?
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
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    What is the end boss of the internet like?
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
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    Is there a number I can call, for somebody to remove the dead guinea pig from it's cage in my living room?

    1-800-GetOFFURazz
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
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    What should my ideal weight be?

    Id need to know you're height, but I would guess its whatever you're currently at - 53

    -53lbs? Thank you oh wise one ;)

    Im right tho
  • Beastette
    Beastette Posts: 1,497 Member
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    I want to be a real ninja. But everyone knows that real ninjas cannot be found. Please advise.
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
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    Who is John Galt?

    How have you bettered everyone's lives by starting this thread?

    WHERE ARE MY COOKIES? :grumble:

    John Galt is my hero.

    I ate your cookies.
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
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    What is the end boss of the internet like?

    The end of the internet a picture of dogs snorting cocaine pops up and says "WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?"
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
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    I want to be a real ninja. But everyone knows that real ninjas cannot be found. Please advise.

    Real Ninjas can be found. You know what you need to provide me to unlock the key. Look within yourself...like really within...like under your clothes
  • Beastette
    Beastette Posts: 1,497 Member
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    I did! I found some cash in my bra and hired them to come after you. You should probably get your affairs in order.

    THANKS!
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
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    What is the end boss of the internet like?

    The end of the internet a picture of dogs snorting cocaine pops up and says "WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?"
    You sure it's not a bunch of LOL cats with angel wings stealin yur cookiez?

    I'm starting to think you cheated when you won the internet.
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
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    What is the end boss of the internet like?

    The end of the internet a picture of dogs snorting cocaine pops up and says "WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?"
    You sure it's not a bunch of LOL cats with angel wings stealin yur cookiez?

    I'm starting to think you cheated when you won the internet.

    No, at the end of the net, all the cats have been killed....as per DOG LAW

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