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  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
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    how do i stop staring at your pic and go work out?

    Well this is a problem that IS widespread on MFP. Sadly there is no cure.
  • Juliejustsaying
    Juliejustsaying Posts: 2,332 Member
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    Will I ever find a guy who a) I find attactive and b) will want more than to just f**k me? I mean come on! I'm a nice person.
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
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    Why do people keep voting for Obama?
    Why is FL trying to douche it up by asking stupid questions?

    FOUL
    all questions are legitimate. This is MY thread....are you volunteering to be my screener?
    Absolutely. Whatever you want.

    Dangerous statement..."whatever you want"
    I'm well aware. I'm no chicken.

    Chickens r wierd
    No. Chicks R weird. Chickens are tasty. And Ducks R odd. And they can't spell, obviously.
  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
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    Should I get a breast reduction???
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
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    Should I get a breast reduction???

    Yes, if you are looking to lose 30 lbs. Although I hope you can swim and dont need flotation devices.
  • Angie__1MR
    Angie__1MR Posts: 388 Member
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    How can I get more muscle, yesterday?
  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
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    Should I get a breast reduction???

    Yes, if you are looking to lose 30 lbs. Although I hope you can swim and dont need flotation devices.

    WOW you are almost right on the money for how much the "girls" weigh...lol GREAT job.
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
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    Will I ever find a guy who a) I find attactive and b) will want more than to just f**k me? I mean come on! I'm a nice person.

    I'd interpret his silence as a solid no.
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
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    Should I get a breast reduction???

    Yes, if you are looking to lose 30 lbs. Although I hope you can swim and dont need flotation devices.

    WOW you are almost right on the money for how much the "girls" weigh...lol GREAT job.

    Well, duh....I know everything.
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
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    How can I get more muscle, yesterday?

    Do I even have to do the protein joke here?
  • scottg1024
    scottg1024 Posts: 224
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    Can you ever give your partner too many blow jobs?

    Friend request is on its way...
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
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    What is the next thread you plan on posting since this one is obviously kaput?
  • fuhrmeister
    fuhrmeister Posts: 1,796 Member
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    will my work day tomorrow suck less?
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
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    What is the next thread you plan on posting since this one is obviously kaput?

    To make them meaningful, it may be a few days....builds suspense.....im sure you'll give me some ideas.
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
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    will my work day tomorrow suck less?

    NO it will get worse, espcially after you turn around because your boss is looking over your shoulder
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
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    What is the next thread you plan on posting since this one is obviously kaput?

    To make them meaningful, it may be a few days....builds suspense.....im sure you'll give me some ideas.
    Few days? But I'm bored now. Chop chop!
  • fuhrmeister
    fuhrmeister Posts: 1,796 Member
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    LOL, thank goodness you are wrong. there is no sneeking up behind me in my lovely little cube.



    here is a better questions, why can't I get pregnant? Any thign you answer will have to be better than the lack of reasons the doctors have com eup with.
  • KJoy7
    KJoy7 Posts: 246
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    Are my arms to manly... or nice for a women?
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
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    LOL, thank goodness you are wrong. there is no sneeking up behind me in my lovely little cube.



    here is a better questions, why can't I get pregnant? Any thign you answer will have to be better than the lack of reasons the doctors have com eup with.
    I really want to beat him to this.

    Your husband is sticking it in the wrong hole.
  • fuhrmeister
    fuhrmeister Posts: 1,796 Member
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    LOL, thank goodness you are wrong. there is no sneeking up behind me in my lovely little cube.



    here is a better questions, why can't I get pregnant? Any thign you answer will have to be better than the lack of reasons the doctors have com eup with.
    I really want to beat him to this.

    Your husband is sticking it in the wrong hole.

    LOL...I don't think that is it but like i said better than the doctors i don't know answer.

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