Looking for (fewer) Friends

jofjltncb6

I'm not new to MFP, (have been here for 425+ straight days), and I'm looking to have fewer friends on my FL. As of this morning, I have almost 70 which is far more than is healthy. So if you're currently on my FL and thinking about dropping me, now would be a good time to do it.

I'm especially looking for friends to delete me who have very little in common with me...for example, if you've been eating boxes of Hostess products as entire meals with the rationale that it's okay as long as it fits your macros...or if you log the calorie burn from "answering the phone"...or if you rationalize that 1200 calories is good, so 600 calories is *really* good.

I know some of you won't leave me because you say I make you laugh...(personally, I think it's my remarkable good looks, but whatever)...and that's fine, but please try to keep realistic expectations for any future funniness. Sometimes, the pressure of being funny takes a toll on me and it leads me to consider less-than-optimal food choices that may or may not fit my macros.

We're in this together, and with (or without) your help, we can all achieve our dreams!

sthrnchick

You and I have very little in common...and rarely interact with each other...I am sure that the unfriending is inevitable between us. You have NEVER made me laugh, nor can I reasonably see you doing so in the near future! ( hell, I have NO clue how we became friends anyways!) As far as it staying around merely for your boyish charm and looks...meh... you are holding washers, really!? So, the offer stands with me as well...get rid of me if ya want...no hard feelings. ( Although, you will miss not being able to berate me over a bikini pic or vodka, just sayin)

( Smily faces makes all better!, and me seem nicer....)

LOL...I almost posted something VERY similar yesterday...I dont get why most people want MORE and MORE friends....I guess I am anti-social...anywho... Cheers!

CrysButcher3

I always keep my friends list under 30. ::Shrugs:: Seriously I can't keep track of 31 + people. I did add you because of a post and found it very humorous, however you also have good tips (water for instance) that I have found helped me.

I guess if you want to delete me also I won't be offended, it is your prerogative to do so and if you feel it would be easier, by all means it is what makes YOU happy. Okay so I will sulk for a few days:brokenheart: but I understand your need to remove also. I'm not on this site for more friends, or to see how many I can get and do some sort of social competition...I'm not in high school. I really do understand your logic on this.

PhilyPhresh

I here to stay homie! :drinker:

penrbrown

Every time you post I can feel the love.
I will never delete you.

silvergurl518

just think of it this way, we're not friends...so that's one less on your list

jofjltncb6

Every time you post I can feel the love.
I will never delete you.

Didn't we start off as mortal MFP forum enemies?

jofjltncb6

just think of it this way, we're not friends...so that's one less on your list

Very good point...and I appreciate that. If only a certain 68 other people were as considerate as you.

BrettPGH

Make friends with Skitty. The rest takes care of itself.

ZombieChaser

Shoot! I wanted to FR you...

*kicks rocks*

ilovemybuggy

just think of it this way, we're not friends...so that's one less on your list

This

Jules2Be

Im so sad! ARF ARF
i have been staking you from afar and appreciate your wit and candor.

le sigh
i have been thissssssssssssssss close to requesting but i know you dont want more friends

ARfarfARFARF http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8COKcFB7g3w

Jules:flowerforyou:

billsica

bump

PittShkr

Make friends with Skitty. The rest takes care of itself.

yes skitty ...... agreed!

penrbrown

Every time you post I can feel the love.
I will never delete you.

Didn't we start off as mortal MFP forum enemies?

Hate is just the flip side of love. Some days I hate you, some days I love you. Just depends on which side of the bed I wake up on.

doorki

ThePhoenixRose

request sent. you're welcome.

KittieLea

So we don't get calories for answering the phone? That's one of my responsibilities at my job, and this receiver is pretty dang heavy.

UsedToBeHusky

Make friends with Skitty. The rest takes care of itself.

:laugh: :laugh:

sthrnchick

WOW....I am NEVER speechless....and I suddenly am..... ( sitting in the corner pouting!)

Yanicka1

Pfffffff amateur!!!

I have 152 friends and none of them talk to me.

That is how you do it!!!!!

Angel1066

My sentiments exactly

ilovemybuggy

Okay- i'm biting. Who is skitty ? and why would that help him??

ThePhoenixRose

Okay- i'm biting. Who is skitty ? and why would that help him??

oh you poor thing... you don't know what you've just done.

ilovemybuggy

Okay- i'm biting. Who is skitty ? and why would that help him??

oh you poor thing... you don't know what you've just done.

:frown:

jofjltncb6

Why am I getting FRs??? Is the reading comprehension level that low on MFP?

To those sending a FR, just realize the potential sadness you may feel if I later drop you (or the potential sadness you may feel if I *don't* drop you).

HeelsAndBoxingGloves

Okay- i'm biting. Who is skitty ? and why would that help him??

You don't know skitty?! :noway: I thought everyone knew Skitty..

jealous_loser

Okay- i'm biting. Who is skitty ? and why would that help him??

oh you poor thing... you don't know what you've just done.

:frown:

Me either (whispered from corner)

ilovemybuggy

Okay- i'm biting. Who is skitty ? and why would that help him??

You don't know skitty?! :noway: I thought everyone knew Skitty..

could be because i'm relatively new....idk now I feel bad.

infamousmk

Don't feel bad kiddies!!! Stick around long enough and you'll witness some fabulous merkin and frightening photoshops!!

ilovemybuggy

Don't feel bad kiddies!!! Stick around long enough and you'll witness some fabulous merkin and frightening photoshops!!

ohhh, now i'm curious.