Looking for (fewer) Friends

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  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    Oh wait...I just thought of another possible angle: because it was ironically humorous...sure, not to everyone, but my humor isn't for everyone. In fact, sometimes, being humorous just to me is reason enough for me to do something. (And if a few other people find it funny, which in this case, apparently they did, then bonus.)

    Irony? Wait a minute...are you a hipster?

    Edit: ****, someone already said that.

    Ok, I just wanted to let you know I hate you for once asking me if I did Justin Beiber.



    ......Well? Did you? :P
  • ErinGBragh
    ErinGBragh Posts: 183 Member
    [......Well? Did you? :P

    I'll tell you what I told him...No, because I'm not a lesbian.
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    [......Well? Did you? :P

    I'll tell you what I told him...No, because I'm not a lesbian.

    ROFL...omg, I think I love you... :P
  • MiCool90
    MiCool90 Posts: 460 Member
    I'm not new to MFP, (have been here for 425+ straight days), and I'm looking to have fewer friends on my FL. As of this morning, I have almost 70 which is far more than is healthy. So if you're currently on my FL and thinking about dropping me, now would be a good time to do it.

    I'm especially looking for friends to delete me who have very little in common with me...for example, if you've been eating boxes of Hostess products as entire meals with the rationale that it's okay as long as it fits your macros...or if you log the calorie burn from "answering the phone"...or if you rationalize that 1200 calories is good, so 600 calories is *really* good.

    I know some of you won't leave me because you say I make you laugh...(personally, I think it's my remarkable good looks, but whatever)...and that's fine, but please try to keep realistic expectations for any future funniness. Sometimes, the pressure of being funny takes a toll on me and it leads me to consider less-than-optimal food choices that may or may not fit my macros.

    We're in this together, and with (or without) your help, we can all achieve our dreams!

    I've seen your posts and quite happy helping you obtain at least one less friend
  • ErinGBragh
    ErinGBragh Posts: 183 Member
    ROFL...omg, I think I love you... :P

    I love you too. In a totally hetero way. :smokin:
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    ROFL...omg, I think I love you... :P

    I love you too. In a totally hetero way. :smokin:

    Hahahahaha :D
  • 2BeFit4Jesus
    2BeFit4Jesus Posts: 97
    bump
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    You will need to update your profile (About me section).... otherwise, you are sending us mixed messages...

    Fixed.

    Can we still be lovers?.........

    No.
  • n0ob
    n0ob Posts: 2,390 Member
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  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    I've seen your posts and quite happy helping you obtain at least one less friend


    Why is everyone on MFP so mean? Aren't we all here for the same reason? Shouldn't we support and motivate everyone on their Journeys? (Apparently not...so I guess we'll both just have to go Separate Ways now.)

    Anyhow, I'm glad my posts made you quite happy.
  • MoreBean13
    MoreBean13 Posts: 8,701 Member
    Jof I love you so much I want to wear you as a skin suit.
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    Jof I love you so much I want to wear you as a skin suit.


    For an old guy, I do have remarkably supple skin.


    However, that does not make your comment any less creepy.
  • etoiles_argentees
    etoiles_argentees Posts: 2,827 Member
    I heart you jof
  • Tiggerrick
    Tiggerrick Posts: 1,078 Member
    Darn it.... who revived this thing? Unfriend him already.... geees.
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    Darn it.... who revived this thing? Unfriend him already.... geees.


    Many have, and many more will. Some just take longer than others to reach that point.
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    I should add, it seems that my friends have a higher-than-average likelihood of receiving strikes. Something to consider if you're a friend of mine and on the fence about dropping me.
  • Yogi_Carl
    Yogi_Carl Posts: 1,906 Member
    Can I Friend you so I can immediately un-Friend you? It would do wonders for my ego - and possibly yours.
  • DoingitWell
    DoingitWell Posts: 560 Member
    So we don't get calories for answering the phone? That's one of my responsibilities at my job, and this receiver is pretty dang heavy.


    Not to mention I have to walk to the fax machine and to the snack machine.
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    Can I Friend you so I can immediately un-Friend you? It would do wonders for my ego - and possibly yours.

    Absolutely...but you wouldn't be the first to do this. (And to increase the likelihood of me accepting, include your plans in the FR message.)
  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
    He lies. I've been trying to get him to delete me and NOTHING works. DON'T FALL FOR IT.

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  • Crankstr
    Crankstr Posts: 3,958 Member
    whatever...he wont even have coffee with me.
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
    Bump.
    (plus ponies for Jof)
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  • RawTriGal
    RawTriGal Posts: 190 Member
    damnit... now that just makes me want to add you as a friend....
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    He lies. I've been trying to get him to delete me and NOTHING works. DON'T FALL FOR IT.

    Well, you asked for this one.

    (Remember, when you stop crying and compose yourself enough to send a new FR, don't forget to grovel.)
  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
    He lies. I've been trying to get him to delete me and NOTHING works. DON'T FALL FOR IT.

    Well, you asked for this one.

    (Remember, when you stop crying and compose yourself enough to send a new FR, don't forget to grovel.)

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  • n0ob
    n0ob Posts: 2,390 Member
    Dad, if you want me to, I will delete you...
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    Dad, if you want me to, I will delete you...

    Remember the deal we made: I'll let you have an MFP account (even if you won't be 18 until next week), but you have to put me on your FL.

    ETA: And turn down that music!
  • Crankstr
    Crankstr Posts: 3,958 Member
    whatever...he wont even have coffee with me.

    I'll even quote myself like he does...maybe i will get noticed...sigh...nono...its ok....really
  • etoiles_argentees
    etoiles_argentees Posts: 2,827 Member
    whatever...he wont even have coffee with me.

    I'll even quote myself like he does...maybe i will get noticed...sigh...nono...its ok....really

    You'll get noticed with a neck like that!
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    whatever...he wont even have coffee with me.

    I'll even quote myself like he does...maybe i will get noticed...sigh...nono...its ok....really

    Hey now, it's isn't *my* fault...*you're* the one who filed the restraining order against me. Coffee just isn't the same when you have to stay 200 feet apart.

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