Stupid things you used to tell yourself.....

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  • grkpetalouda
    grkpetalouda Posts: 24
    "ILL START ON MONDAY!"
  • corn63
    corn63 Posts: 1,580 Member
    "I'll eat a salad for lunch. That'll balance out my ****show for dinner."
  • acstansell
    acstansell Posts: 567 Member
    what's five more pounds...
  • rainwalkerSK
    rainwalkerSK Posts: 81
    So many of these ring true for me.

    "I've eaten one oreo, I may as well eat them all, since I'm going to eventually anyway"

    After having one bad day, "Well, there goes that diet. I'll start again next week." Like diets can only begin on Mondays.

    The biggest one that I was telling myself though, was that the food was making me happy. That I wanted to eat a plate of cheese fries more than I wanted to be healthy. That sure, cleaning up my diet and exercising might add years to my life, but what miserable years those would be without Krispy Kreme. And I had no interest in moderate indulgence, I only got joy from eating until I made myself sick. I can't imagine now ever believing that deep fried lard made me happy. Not to sound cheesy, but I make myself happy. And I still enjoy a doughnut now and then, but it's not the source of all joy in my life.
  • BSBgirl337
    BSBgirl337 Posts: 119 Member
    I definitely do the "I already screwed up my diet today, so I'll just eat whatever I want to get it out of my system and start again tomorrow". Well, a few days later my husband would want Chinese food, and there'd I'd go again!

    Friday night he wanted Chinese, and I picked it up for him, and went across the street and got Subway for myself! When there's will there's a way! :)
  • quellybelly
    quellybelly Posts: 827 Member
    "Just one won't hurt"

    This is me. And then one turns into 20 :(
  • SairahRose
    SairahRose Posts: 412 Member
    As long as my boobs are bigger than my stomach I'm ok (Reality check.....your boobs are huge so that's a sucky indicator)

    So this.
    I've gone down two band sizes and my boobs are still huge, so I know full well my stomach can go down much more :P
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
    it doesn't matter if I lose the weight I still won't be pretty....

    and

    if I can find someone who loves me for my weight, THEN I can lose it and that person will be meant for me...

    no....no...that person is just a different kind of predator...
  • BSchoberg
    BSchoberg Posts: 712 Member
    "I know I'm a little overweight, but some of these women are HUGE! I'll never be that big!" yikes
  • k7n2w3
    k7n2w3 Posts: 241 Member
    i must have a medical disorder

    i worked out for 30 minutes I'm going to McDonalds.. why am i gaining weight i go to the gym all the time

    calories in vs out doesn't matter as long as i go to the gym i'm obviously going to lose weight

    a sammich without fries won't fill me up (meanwhile eating all the fries and not the sammich)
  • BelleHeart
    BelleHeart Posts: 281 Member
    I deserve a treat, then that started happening everyday, multiple times a day :)

    lol yesssssss!!!! I still do that sometimes but now I actually look at the calories and make sure its not too high.
  • tribby
    tribby Posts: 14
    I'm guilty of all of these! I think one of my worst is:

    "Those skinny girls are just unhealthy. They must starve themselves, or do nothing but work out".
  • PattieCakes23
    PattieCakes23 Posts: 336
    "I'm just not meant to be skinny/pretty" um....what? First, You are beautiful. Second, you an be skinny and healthy, just get off your butt and do it!

    "It's just one cupcake. I worked out today, it's fine!" (Yes, it is just ONE cupcake...but you decided against the 'healthier' version so....no)

    "I'll start tomorrow" (yeah, you are queen of procrastination, shut up and start now!)
  • grdnr03
    grdnr03 Posts: 547 Member
    love everyones post at sometime or other i've said most to myself. Mostly it was i'll start working out soon, uhm soon finally got here!!
  • hteejay
    hteejay Posts: 53 Member
    All these weight scales are lieing.. Im sexy.. not overweight :-( .... lol
  • Merc71
    Merc71 Posts: 412 Member
    As a trainer for lots of years, I used to tell myself the BS that a lot of the Fitness Industry still follows today:

    Eat multiple meals to keep metabolism burning
    Eat breakfast to "jumpstart" your metabolism

    I'm one of those troublemakers that believes, "all science is bunk." Those two lines seem to be working well for me.
  • imchicbad
    imchicbad Posts: 1,650 Member
    "I just need a tan", because im not fat i just look whiter than everyone else so I appeared bigger...:noway:
  • Nerdy_Rose
    Nerdy_Rose Posts: 1,277 Member
    " I worked out today, a few slices of cheesecake or a huge bowl of icecream wont hurt"

    ^ This was me.
  • amrita0286
    amrita0286 Posts: 75
    If I get skinny I'll turn into a snob, and no one would like a snob.. wtf past self? smh*
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,984 Member
    As a trainer for lots of years, I used to tell myself the BS that a lot of the Fitness Industry still follows today:

    Eat multiple meals to keep metabolism burning
    Eat breakfast to "jumpstart" your metabolism

    I'm one of those troublemakers that believes, "all science is bunk." Those two lines seem to be working well for me.
    What works well for you is because of preference and not because metabolism is raised or kept burning due to eating that way. If science were bunk, we wouldn't have medical cures nor any understanding of actual weight gain/loss. Thanks for playing.

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 28+ years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
  • Kookie215
    Kookie215 Posts: 66 Member
    Its not my fault, my boyfriend made me quit my job (he didn't) and loves going out to eat

    eh i'm already fat whats an extra meal or 2 gonna hurt.
  • Mexie1
    Mexie1 Posts: 48 Member
    I have to eat what I am given/what I take, even if I am full, wasting food is worse than eating too much.

    I need extra food/calorie-dense food to fuel my brain when working hard academically and under stress.
  • MrsM1ggins
    MrsM1ggins Posts: 724 Member
    I've got a "large frame".

    No I don't...I was just FAT!
  • jillybean0123
    jillybean0123 Posts: 238 Member
    "It's a drink, not food so the calories don't count."
    "It's easier to find somebody who likes me for me and not my body while I'm fat."
    "I eat less and exercise more than my 80lb sister (true) so my metabolism must just be broken."


    I need to invent a time machine to go back in time and slap my former self in the face.
  • Christi6604
    Christi6604 Posts: 247 Member
    " I love food"...umm...I wasn't even stopping to TASTE most of it.
  • heddy90
    heddy90 Posts: 144 Member
    Not exactly about weight loss, but:
    I'm having a bad day, I deserve some crisps.
    I'm having a good day, I deserve some crisps.
    I'm bored, I'll go buy some crisps.

    Yeah...
  • HauteP1nk
    HauteP1nk Posts: 2,139 Member
    I used to say: I'll start tomorrow....
  • Itssojen
    Itssojen Posts: 73 Member
    that it was okay for me to drink soda because it was diet :/
  • marianti88
    marianti88 Posts: 3
    'I'm not fat compared to him (pointing at a picture of the half ton man)!... '
  • MoonyRose
    MoonyRose Posts: 52
    If I eat a large pizza with a side late at night (usually after three meals at like 12am) and wake up late it will cancel out. I clearly thought I do workouts in my sleep :P! x

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