Pick Up Lines

BabyLeila23

Hit me with your best shot

SofaKingRad

I've said it a million times.

I put the STD in STUD, all I need is U

laprovocateur

I've said it a million times.

I put the STD in STUD, all I need is U

well this competition is over. I don't think anyone can top that...

drmerc

If I were a squirrel and you were a squirrel, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?

SofaKingRad

I've said it a million times.

I put the STD in STUD, all I need is U

well this competition is over. I don't think anyone can top that...

It's a panty-soaking line. That's for sure.

jackpotclown

does this rag smell like chloroform to you? \m/

SVCat

Hi.

katamus

You remid me of my pinky toe.



You're cute, small, and some day I'm going to bang you on my coffee table.

laprovocateur

I've said it a million times.

I put the STD in STUD, all I need is U

well this competition is over. I don't think anyone can top that...

It's a panty-soaking line. That's for sure.

*gag. excuse me while i bathe in bleach and lye.

Capt_Apollo

i'm 6' 3" and i have dimples. i don't use pick up lines.

yo_andi

i'm 6' 3" and i have dimples. i don't use pick up lines.

How YOU doin?

_the_feniks_

I would make out with your shadow on a gravel driveway.

EyeLikeTacos

i'm 6' 3" and i have dimples. i don't use pick up lines.

I am standing next to you and I am 6'5" with dimples and a 12 inch








SOCK!











Go learn some lines!

jkandktmom

Hi.

I think that would work with those eyes...

pastryari

i'm 6' 3" and i have dimples. i don't use pick up lines.

& you don't need to. :flowerforyou:

Tuffjourney

You remid me of my pinky toe.



You're cute, small, and some day I'm going to bang you on my coffee table.

:laugh:

jackpotclown

hey I'm an addict....will you be my heroin? \m/

Capt_Apollo

i'm 6' 3" and i have dimples. i don't use pick up lines.

I am standing next to you and I am 6'5" with dimples and a 12 inch








SOCK!











Go learn some lines!

aaaaah, a one-upper.

chivalryder

This ins't so much a pickup line, but to be used with someone who you have been with for a while:

"How could a nickel like me find a dime like you? It doesn't make cents. See what I did there?"

morganhccstudent724

How will you like your eggs in the morning? :yawn:

logicman69

"Hi" usually works for me.

But the geek in me is dying to use this one: I may look like an Ewok, but I'm all Wookie where it counts, baby.

super_monty

i'm 6' 3" and i have dimples. i don't use pick up lines.

I am standing next to you and I am 6'5" with dimples and a 12 inch








SOCK!











Go learn some lines!

aaaaah, a one-upper.

I am standing next to you and I am 5'7" with dimples and a 12 inch width!

Capt_Apollo

BabyLeila23

I've said it a million times.

I put the STD in STUD, all I need is U

hahahaha I have never heard this one. :laugh:

But after hearing that I would definitely walk away...

Lone_Wolf70

Hi, Im 6'5 with blue eyes and I DONT live in my mother's basement.

phoenix_59

can I have your mother's phone #....

Jacwhite22

LOL @ this.

LesleeBeAlive

I've said it a million times.

I put the STD in STUD, all I need is U

well this competition is over. I don't think anyone can top that...

It's a panty-soaking line. That's for sure.

My giggle of the day. Thank you!

BabyLeila23

Haha these are funny....keep 'em coming

And NOT living in your mothers basement is ALWAYS a good thing lol.

fatboypup

gurllllllllllll i wish it was thanksgiving cause I'd stuff you like a turkey ......




WOMP WOMP WOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMP

sijomial

Here's a good way to clear some space at the bar...

" You looked so much smaller when I watched you through my telescope the other night....."