Pick Up Lines

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BabyLeila23
BabyLeila23 Posts: 410
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Hit me with your best shot :wink:
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  • SofaKingRad
    SofaKingRad Posts: 1,592 Member
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    I've said it a million times.

    I put the STD in STUD, all I need is U
  • laprovocateur
    laprovocateur Posts: 128 Member
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    I've said it a million times.

    I put the STD in STUD, all I need is U

    well this competition is over. I don't think anyone can top that...
  • drmerc
    drmerc Posts: 2,603 Member
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    If I were a squirrel and you were a squirrel, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?
  • SofaKingRad
    SofaKingRad Posts: 1,592 Member
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    I've said it a million times.

    I put the STD in STUD, all I need is U

    well this competition is over. I don't think anyone can top that...

    It's a panty-soaking line. That's for sure.
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,291 Member
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    does this rag smell like chloroform to you? \m/
  • SVCat
    SVCat Posts: 1,483 Member
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    Hi.
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
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    You remid me of my pinky toe.



    You're cute, small, and some day I'm going to bang you on my coffee table.
  • laprovocateur
    laprovocateur Posts: 128 Member
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    I've said it a million times.

    I put the STD in STUD, all I need is U

    well this competition is over. I don't think anyone can top that...

    It's a panty-soaking line. That's for sure.

    *gag. excuse me while i bathe in bleach and lye.
  • Capt_Apollo
    Capt_Apollo Posts: 9,026 Member
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    i'm 6' 3" and i have dimples. i don't use pick up lines.
  • yo_andi
    yo_andi Posts: 2,178 Member
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    i'm 6' 3" and i have dimples. i don't use pick up lines.

    How YOU doin?
  • _the_feniks_
    _the_feniks_ Posts: 3,443 Member
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    I would make out with your shadow on a gravel driveway.
  • EyeLikeTacos
    EyeLikeTacos Posts: 324 Member
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    i'm 6' 3" and i have dimples. i don't use pick up lines.

    I am standing next to you and I am 6'5" with dimples and a 12 inch








    SOCK!











    Go learn some lines!
  • jkandktmom
    jkandktmom Posts: 1,010 Member
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    Hi.

    I think that would work with those eyes...
  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
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    i'm 6' 3" and i have dimples. i don't use pick up lines.

    & you don't need to. :flowerforyou:
  • Tuffjourney
    Tuffjourney Posts: 971
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    You remid me of my pinky toe.



    You're cute, small, and some day I'm going to bang you on my coffee table.


    :laugh:
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,291 Member
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    hey I'm an addict....will you be my heroin? \m/
  • Capt_Apollo
    Capt_Apollo Posts: 9,026 Member
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    i'm 6' 3" and i have dimples. i don't use pick up lines.

    I am standing next to you and I am 6'5" with dimples and a 12 inch








    SOCK!











    Go learn some lines!

    aaaaah, a one-upper.

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  • chivalryder
    chivalryder Posts: 4,391 Member
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    This ins't so much a pickup line, but to be used with someone who you have been with for a while:

    "How could a nickel like me find a dime like you? It doesn't make cents. See what I did there?"
  • morganhccstudent724
    morganhccstudent724 Posts: 1,261 Member
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    How will you like your eggs in the morning? :yawn:
  • logicman69
    logicman69 Posts: 1,034 Member
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    "Hi" usually works for me.

    But the geek in me is dying to use this one: I may look like an Ewok, but I'm all Wookie where it counts, baby.

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