Pick Up Lines

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  • ladyfox1979
    ladyfox1979 Posts: 405 Member
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    I've heard this one: "My d!ck just died, can I bury it in your @ss?"

    RMAOTFLMAO...Just squirted my water through my nose
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
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    i'm 6' 3" and i have dimples. i don't use pick up lines.

    but do you have blue eyes??? then that would cinch it!

    brown is better
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
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    To the women throwing out pick up lines...seriously?

    You have boobs. Just walk up to a guy and say "Hi. I have boobs. Wanna do it?" I mean cmon, it's not that hard.

    more like....

    Hi *smile*

    ..... why do you still have clothes on? I said HI.
  • chocolateandpb
    chocolateandpb Posts: 453 Member
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    I've heard this one: "My d!ck just died, can I bury it in your @ss?"


    Well...don't leave us hanging..DID YOU LET HIM BURY IT?!?!

    Wouldn't you like to know? :wink:
  • BabyLeila23
    BabyLeila23 Posts: 410
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    i'm 6' 3" and i have dimples. i don't use pick up lines.

    but do you have blue eyes??? then that would cinch it!

    brown is better

    agreed :smooched:
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
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    Hi, i promise im not the type of serial killer who will chop you up while you're alive.
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
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    i'm 6' 3" and i have dimples. i don't use pick up lines.

    but do you have blue eyes??? then that would cinch it!

    brown is better

    agreed :smooched:

    IDK chicks dig blue eyes (ahem)
  • BabyLeila23
    BabyLeila23 Posts: 410
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    Hi, i promise im not the type of serial killer who will chop you up while you're alive.

    "Can't wait til our second date." - Said no one ever :wink:
  • MrsWilsoncroft
    MrsWilsoncroft Posts: 969 Member
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    If I cook dinner tonight, u can cook breakfast in the morning :wink:
  • _the_feniks_
    _the_feniks_ Posts: 3,443 Member
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    Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?
  • jenbit
    jenbit Posts: 4,289 Member
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    Hi, i promise im not the type of serial killer who will chop you up while you're alive.

    So out of curiosity what type of serial killer are you
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
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    Hi, i promise im not the type of serial killer who will chop you up while you're alive.

    So out of curiosity what type of serial killer are you

    come to my basement and i will show you bwahahahaha
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
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    Hi, i promise im not the type of serial killer who will chop you up while you're alive.

    "Can't wait til our second date." - Said no one ever :wink:

    in this example the guy is a serial killer....there is no second date!
  • _the_feniks_
    _the_feniks_ Posts: 3,443 Member
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    Hi, i promise im not the type of serial killer who will chop you up while you're alive.

    So out of curiosity what type of serial killer are you

    come to my basement and i will show you bwahahahaha

    Mom kicked you out of the garage already?
  • WhatAgirl_
    WhatAgirl_ Posts: 151 Member
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    Hey I just met you and this is crazy...get in the ****ing van!
  • eatcleanNtraindirty
    eatcleanNtraindirty Posts: 444 Member
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    Let's play army! I'll be the desert army and you can be the air force. I'll lay down on the desert and you can blow me up all day!
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
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    Hi, i promise im not the type of serial killer who will chop you up while you're alive.

    So out of curiosity what type of serial killer are you

    come to my basement and i will show you bwahahahaha

    Mom kicked you out of the garage already?

    i forgot to pay the light bill, she wont know its really the garage, SHHHHH
  • SVCat
    SVCat Posts: 1,483 Member
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    Hey I just met you and this is crazy...get in the ****ing van!

    OKAY! :flowerforyou:
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
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    Hey I just met you and this is crazy...get in the ****ing van!

    that is EXACTLY what I say...oddly it has never worked...and now im on probation and cant get within 1000ft of a school. Weird.
  • _the_feniks_
    _the_feniks_ Posts: 3,443 Member
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    You remind me of my sister. In a romantic way.

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