Pick Up Lines

sho3girl

made me

svwalter

The first time I met my husband he was sitting in a truck and told me to come to his side so he could ask me something. He asked why don't you sit on my lap and we will talk about the first thing that pops up? That was the first pick up line ever used on me and we will be married 16 years in October. Ahhh young love

thebigcb

If I'm in the states

Smile, hold eye contact, and say hello , irish accent does the rest

If I'm in UK

Smile, hold eye contact, and say "thirty three and a third", knickers disappear lol

ekalexm

"Do you use spam in bed?"

thebigcb

Grab your coat, you've pulled

That works for a girl all the time

Worked once for me, simply said, hey, lets go get a hotel.

Sumo813

I've said it a million times.

I put the STD in STUD, all I need is U

well this competition is over. I don't think anyone can top that...

Agreed. lol

Flame073

I've heard this one: "My d!ck just died, can I bury it in your @ss?"

RMAOTFLMAO...Just squirted my water through my nose

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

zewolf77

Hey, wanna go back to my place for pizza and sex?

What? You don't like pizza?

phoenix_59

I have an eight inch tongue and I can breathe through my ears...

Bronx_Montgomery

I just usually pass this note around

seal57

I've lost my phone number, can I have yours?...

Tank_Girl

Hi, i promise im not the type of serial killer who will chop you up while you're alive.

That could work :happy: :devil:

slyvers

Nice shoes .. wanna fock?

This has always been one of my favorites.

Miss_dannii

If I'm in the states

Smile, hold eye contact, and say hello , irish accent does the rest

If I'm in UK

Smile, hold eye contact, and say "thirty three and a third", knickers disappear lol

What's the deal with thirty three and a third?? English and american people always ask me to say that... a guy on MFP asked me to record myself saying it and send it to him.. wtf??

yoovie

You remind me of my pinky toe.

You're cute, small, and some day I'm going to bang you on my coffee table.

I used this last night. It works btw.

Chapter3point6

I'm hot. You're horny. Let's *kitten*!

mineboy

Hello, i am shy would you talk to me please..

spicypepper

Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me. (Actually heard this one time and died laughing!)

thebigcb

If I'm in the states

Smile, hold eye contact, and say hello , irish accent does the rest

If I'm in UK

Smile, hold eye contact, and say "thirty three and a third", knickers disappear lol

What's the deal with thirty three and a third?? English and american people always ask me to say that... a guy on MFP asked me to record myself saying it and send it to him.. wtf??

Its the way we pronounce the TH

Capt_Apollo

If I'm in the states

Smile, hold eye contact, and say hello , irish accent does the rest

If I'm in UK

Smile, hold eye contact, and say "thirty three and a third", knickers disappear lol

What's the deal with thirty three and a third?? English and american people always ask me to say that... a guy on MFP asked me to record myself saying it and send it to him.. wtf??

Its the way we pronounce the TH

the what?? the TH?? living in brooklyn, i don't think i've ever heard that sound.

Chapter3point6

I walked up to her and said hello. She said hey your kinda cute. I said, yes I know.

chocolateandpb

I walked up to her and said hello. She said hey your kinda cute. I said, yes I know.

LOL!

"Your body looks so sick I think I caught the flu!"

supahstar71

I just usually pass this note around

Lol!! This would probably work on me.

supahstar71

You remid me of my pinky toe.



You're cute, small, and some day I'm going to bang you on my coffee table.

Lol! :drinker:

BabyLeila23

haha