Pick Up Lines

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  • Grinb
    Grinb Posts: 123 Member
    My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
  • Feisty_Red
    Feisty_Red Posts: 982 Member
    That shirt's very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too....
  • DesignGuy
    DesignGuy Posts: 457 Member
    I'd like to spread some pineapple Chobani on you. Please write in a time and date that works for you on this paper.

    :)
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Haha these are funny....keep 'em coming :smile:

    And NOT living in your mothers basement is ALWAYS a good thing lol.

    Agree, although it sucks she moved me into her garage
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
    Im 5'10 and blonde. I dont use pick up lines..... :P
  • LesleeBeAlive
    LesleeBeAlive Posts: 504
    Here's a good way to clear some space at the bar...

    " You looked so much smaller when I watched you through my telescope the other night....."

    I seriously LOL'ed!
  • CountryBoy65
    CountryBoy65 Posts: 908 Member
    Me: Hi darlin...can I buy you a drink.

    Her: LIsten, I have a boyfriend...

    Me: I have a goldfish!

    Her: What? So?

    Me: Oh, sorry, I thought you wanted to talk about stuff that doesn't matter.
  • BabyLeila23
    BabyLeila23 Posts: 410
    Haha these are funny....keep 'em coming :smile:

    And NOT living in your mothers basement is ALWAYS a good thing lol.

    Agree, although it sucks she moved me into her garage

    Haha well at least you don't wake her up now
  • Monkeymomma05
    Monkeymomma05 Posts: 116
    "Hi" usually works for me.

    But the geek in me is dying to use this one: I may look like an Ewok, but I'm all Wookie where it counts, baby.

    So.... ah.... whatshappeninghotstuff? :love: :laugh:
  • BabyLeila23
    BabyLeila23 Posts: 410
    Me: Hi darlin...can I buy you a drink.

    Her: LIsten, I have a boyfriend...

    Me: I have a goldfish!

    Her: What? So?

    Me: Oh, sorry, I thought you wanted to talk about stuff that doesn't matter.

    :laugh:
  • Steve_Runs
    Steve_Runs Posts: 443 Member
    Have never need one!
  • _the_feniks_
    _the_feniks_ Posts: 3,412 Member
    That shirt would look great on my floor. Right next to the pile of panties I stole out of your dryer.
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    My best line that has given me the most success so far has been "Can I call you sometime?"

    The second most successful line has been "I am a firm believer in licking it before sticking it. Now, how about that drink?"
  • Sthrncupcake
    Sthrncupcake Posts: 79 Member
    i'm 6' 3" and i have dimples. i don't use pick up lines.
    Quite possibly THE PERFECT MAN!!! :blushing:
  • BabyLeila23
    BabyLeila23 Posts: 410
    guy: "Excuse me, do you know how much a polar bear weighs?"

    me: "???"

    guy: "Enough to break the ice....hey, my name is ____."

    We actually ended up being really good friends. I think I thought it was funnier because he was from Alaska.
  • BootCampC
    BootCampC Posts: 689 Member
    :wink: hi , I figured i would start by asking the cutest girl in here for her name , so what isyour name cutie?
  • MidwestAngel
    MidwestAngel Posts: 1,897 Member
    Hey, there is a guy over there freaking me out. Will you pretend to be my boyfriend? :heart:
  • Feisty_Red
    Feisty_Red Posts: 982 Member
    does this rag smell like chloroform to you? \m/

    Now thats the way to do it...
  • SofaKingRad
    SofaKingRad Posts: 1,592 Member
    Did you know fist can be a noun AND a verb? Here, let me show you....
  • OkieinMinny
    OkieinMinny Posts: 834 Member
    does this rag smell like chloroform to you? \m/

    ^^Binary totally tried that one!


    Sorry, but you owe me a drink. Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
  • Dub_D
    Dub_D Posts: 1,760 Member
    Heard it in a movie last night..

    Guy: do you like peanut butter?
    Girl: ..Yeah..I like peanut butter..
    Guy: Me too, lets *kitten*
  • PattieCakes23
    PattieCakes23 Posts: 336
    How will you like your eggs in the morning? :yawn:

    With this I would come back with "Unfertilized"
  • BabyLeila23
    BabyLeila23 Posts: 410
    Hey, there is a guy over there freaking me out. Will you pretend to be my boyfriend? :heart:


    Not gonna lie, I have used this a few times hahaha :wink:
  • PantalaNagaPampa
    PantalaNagaPampa Posts: 1,031 Member
    You remid me of my pinky toe.



    You're cute, small, and some day I'm going to bang you on my coffee table.

    I am so going to use this.... effin awesome!
  • BabyLeila23
    BabyLeila23 Posts: 410
    How will you like your eggs in the morning? :yawn:

    With this I would come back with "Unfertilized"

    lol ditto
  • wolfpack77
    wolfpack77 Posts: 655
    I seem to have lost my phone number.. can I have yours? :bigsmile:
  • Feisty_Red
    Feisty_Red Posts: 982 Member
    Did you know fist can be a noun AND a verb? Here, let me show you....

    Wow..this thread is being locked in....three....two...one.. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • BabyLeila23
    BabyLeila23 Posts: 410
    I seem to have lost my phone number.. can I have yours? :bigsmile:

    Ok, confession....I have always thought this one was cute.....

    AND "I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you tonight?"

    Not that it ever worked but it did make me smile :)
  • PantalaNagaPampa
    PantalaNagaPampa Posts: 1,031 Member
    what's a trashy girl like you doing in a nice place like this?

    have you ever made love to a stump before.... (only amputees can use this line)
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
    "Does this smell like chloroform" is the one my husband used. He then proceeded to lure me into his van with candy.


    Sigh. He's such the romantic.
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