Pick Up Lines

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  • super_monty
    super_monty Posts: 419 Member
    i'm 6' 3" and i have dimples. i don't use pick up lines.

    I am standing next to you and I am 6'5" with dimples and a 12 inch








    SOCK!











    Go learn some lines!

    aaaaah, a one-upper.

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    I am standing next to you and I am 5'7" with dimples and a 12 inch width!
  • Capt_Apollo
    Capt_Apollo Posts: 9,026 Member
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  • BabyLeila23
    BabyLeila23 Posts: 410
    I've said it a million times.

    I put the STD in STUD, all I need is U

    hahahaha I have never heard this one. :laugh:

    But after hearing that I would definitely walk away...
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Hi, Im 6'5 with blue eyes and I DONT live in my mother's basement.
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
    can I have your mother's phone #....
  • Jacwhite22
    Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,010 Member
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    LOL @ this.
  • LesleeBeAlive
    LesleeBeAlive Posts: 504
    I've said it a million times.

    I put the STD in STUD, all I need is U

    well this competition is over. I don't think anyone can top that...

    It's a panty-soaking line. That's for sure.

    My giggle of the day. Thank you!
  • BabyLeila23
    BabyLeila23 Posts: 410
    Haha these are funny....keep 'em coming :smile:

    And NOT living in your mothers basement is ALWAYS a good thing lol.
  • fatboypup
    fatboypup Posts: 1,873 Member
    gurllllllllllll i wish it was thanksgiving cause I'd stuff you like a turkey ......




    WOMP WOMP WOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMP
  • sijomial
    sijomial Posts: 19,809 Member
    Here's a good way to clear some space at the bar...

    " You looked so much smaller when I watched you through my telescope the other night....."
  • Grinb
    Grinb Posts: 123 Member
    My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
  • DesignGuy
    DesignGuy Posts: 457 Member
    I'd like to spread some pineapple Chobani on you. Please write in a time and date that works for you on this paper.

    :)
  • Feisty_Red
    Feisty_Red Posts: 982 Member
    That shirt's very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too....
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Haha these are funny....keep 'em coming :smile:

    And NOT living in your mothers basement is ALWAYS a good thing lol.

    Agree, although it sucks she moved me into her garage
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
    Im 5'10 and blonde. I dont use pick up lines..... :P
  • LesleeBeAlive
    LesleeBeAlive Posts: 504
    Here's a good way to clear some space at the bar...

    " You looked so much smaller when I watched you through my telescope the other night....."

    I seriously LOL'ed!
  • CountryBoy65
    CountryBoy65 Posts: 908 Member
    Me: Hi darlin...can I buy you a drink.

    Her: LIsten, I have a boyfriend...

    Me: I have a goldfish!

    Her: What? So?

    Me: Oh, sorry, I thought you wanted to talk about stuff that doesn't matter.
  • BabyLeila23
    BabyLeila23 Posts: 410
    Haha these are funny....keep 'em coming :smile:

    And NOT living in your mothers basement is ALWAYS a good thing lol.

    Agree, although it sucks she moved me into her garage

    Haha well at least you don't wake her up now
  • Monkeymomma05
    Monkeymomma05 Posts: 116
    "Hi" usually works for me.

    But the geek in me is dying to use this one: I may look like an Ewok, but I'm all Wookie where it counts, baby.

    So.... ah.... whatshappeninghotstuff? :love: :laugh:
  • BabyLeila23
    BabyLeila23 Posts: 410
    Me: Hi darlin...can I buy you a drink.

    Her: LIsten, I have a boyfriend...

    Me: I have a goldfish!

    Her: What? So?

    Me: Oh, sorry, I thought you wanted to talk about stuff that doesn't matter.

    :laugh:

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