Pick Up Lines

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  • Hey, there is a guy over there freaking me out. Will you pretend to be my boyfriend? :heart:


    Not gonna lie, I have used this a few times hahaha :wink:

    I think its funny that you think you need to use a line on a guy. Just look at him and say hello


    It's usually really to get away from a creepy guy but I love it when there happens to be a cute guy beside me that gets to help :wink:
  • jenbit
    jenbit Posts: 4,252 Member
    Seriously where are all these tall guys in my area lol..

    How do you like your sammich
  • To the women throwing out pick up lines...seriously?


    You have boobs. Just walk up to a guy and say "Hi. I have boobs. Wanna do it?" I mean cmon, it's not that hard.

    Next time I'm at a bar I'll do this, thanks for the tip :laugh:
  • Tracepa98
    Tracepa98 Posts: 219
    "Hi" usually works for me.

    But the geek in me is dying to use this one: I may look like an Ewok, but I'm all Wookie where it counts, baby.

    The ewok/wookie one is my favorite. LOL :happy:
  • Tropical_Turtle
    Tropical_Turtle Posts: 2,236 Member
    Nice shoes .. wanna fock?
  • dandaninc
    dandaninc Posts: 392
    I'm fat.
  • chocolateandpb
    chocolateandpb Posts: 438 Member
    I've heard this one: "My d!ck just died, can I bury it in your @ss?"
  • I've heard this one: "My d!ck just died, can I bury it in your @ss?"


    WOW
  • SofaKingRad
    SofaKingRad Posts: 1,592 Member
    I've heard this one: "My d!ck just died, can I bury it in your @ss?"


    Well...don't leave us hanging..DID YOU LET HIM BURY IT?!?!
  • Jebbster007
    Jebbster007 Posts: 265 Member
    I've heard this one: "My d!ck just died, can I bury it in your @ss?"

    If I wasn't married to the woman of my dreams....i'd use this just to practice my aikido avoidence skills. Cuz that woman's left hook would be FLYIN' in fast....lmao




    edited for clarity
  • ladyfox1979
    ladyfox1979 Posts: 405 Member
    I've heard this one: "My d!ck just died, can I bury it in your @ss?"

    RMAOTFLMAO...Just squirted my water through my nose
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
    i'm 6' 3" and i have dimples. i don't use pick up lines.

    but do you have blue eyes??? then that would cinch it!

    brown is better
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
    To the women throwing out pick up lines...seriously?

    You have boobs. Just walk up to a guy and say "Hi. I have boobs. Wanna do it?" I mean cmon, it's not that hard.

    more like....

    Hi *smile*

    ..... why do you still have clothes on? I said HI.
  • chocolateandpb
    chocolateandpb Posts: 438 Member
    I've heard this one: "My d!ck just died, can I bury it in your @ss?"


    Well...don't leave us hanging..DID YOU LET HIM BURY IT?!?!

    Wouldn't you like to know? :wink:
  • i'm 6' 3" and i have dimples. i don't use pick up lines.

    but do you have blue eyes??? then that would cinch it!

    brown is better

    agreed :smooched:
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Hi, i promise im not the type of serial killer who will chop you up while you're alive.
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    i'm 6' 3" and i have dimples. i don't use pick up lines.

    but do you have blue eyes??? then that would cinch it!

    brown is better

    agreed :smooched:

    IDK chicks dig blue eyes (ahem)
  • Hi, i promise im not the type of serial killer who will chop you up while you're alive.

    "Can't wait til our second date." - Said no one ever :wink:
  • MrsWilsoncroft
    MrsWilsoncroft Posts: 968 Member
    If I cook dinner tonight, u can cook breakfast in the morning :wink:
  • _the_feniks_
    _the_feniks_ Posts: 3,412 Member
    Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?
  • jenbit
    jenbit Posts: 4,252 Member
    Hi, i promise im not the type of serial killer who will chop you up while you're alive.

    So out of curiosity what type of serial killer are you
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Hi, i promise im not the type of serial killer who will chop you up while you're alive.

    So out of curiosity what type of serial killer are you

    come to my basement and i will show you bwahahahaha
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Hi, i promise im not the type of serial killer who will chop you up while you're alive.

    "Can't wait til our second date." - Said no one ever :wink:

    in this example the guy is a serial killer....there is no second date!
  • _the_feniks_
    _the_feniks_ Posts: 3,412 Member
    Hi, i promise im not the type of serial killer who will chop you up while you're alive.

    So out of curiosity what type of serial killer are you

    come to my basement and i will show you bwahahahaha

    Mom kicked you out of the garage already?
  • WhatAgirl_
    WhatAgirl_ Posts: 151 Member
    Hey I just met you and this is crazy...get in the ****ing van!
  • eatcleanNtraindirty
    eatcleanNtraindirty Posts: 444 Member
    Let's play army! I'll be the desert army and you can be the air force. I'll lay down on the desert and you can blow me up all day!
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Hi, i promise im not the type of serial killer who will chop you up while you're alive.

    So out of curiosity what type of serial killer are you

    come to my basement and i will show you bwahahahaha

    Mom kicked you out of the garage already?

    i forgot to pay the light bill, she wont know its really the garage, SHHHHH
  • SVCat
    SVCat Posts: 1,483 Member
    Hey I just met you and this is crazy...get in the ****ing van!

    OKAY! :flowerforyou:
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Hey I just met you and this is crazy...get in the ****ing van!

    that is EXACTLY what I say...oddly it has never worked...and now im on probation and cant get within 1000ft of a school. Weird.
  • _the_feniks_
    _the_feniks_ Posts: 3,412 Member
    You remind me of my sister. In a romantic way.