Men are terrified of women
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What have I missed today??0
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I did, and I didn't hang it up like she had it...
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and I left the toilet seat up...0
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Taunto, you are scared of nuthin.....nuthin I tell you....0
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LOL love this!
The exact reason why i dont have anything "decorative" in our house. Everything must and can be used.. or ill flip out!
(can you tell i had a crazy mother?)0 -
I don't get the towels.
And the soaps. Decorative soaps. Who uses real bar soap anymore anyways?0 -
That's where the cooties come from.0
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Oh yeah, leaving that seat up is a capital offense around my house! I don't know which woman fell down on the job training you taylor5877! P-)0
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Oh yeah, leaving that seat up is a capital offense around my house! I don't know which woman fell down on the job training you taylor5877! P-)
Grew up in a house full of men, so i always check... Learned my lesson0 -
As well you should be love!! :bigsmile:0
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option A...I pee on the seat...option B...she puts the seat down.
She chose option B.0 -
I don't get the towels.
And the soaps. Decorative soaps. Who uses real bar soap anymore anyways?
I don't understand the decorative soap. I don't want to waste time trying to figure out what I'm supposed to wash my hands with and then dry them with in my own darn home, so if it's there it's meant to be used.
Now, leaving the toilet seat up is just not okay. No woman wants to stumble into the bathroom at 2 am and take a swim.0 -
As well you should be love!! :bigsmile:
Agreed.0 -
and where did our 20 pillows come from? I used to have 2...0
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it is just as easy for her to put the seat abck up when uses it as it is for me to put it back down when I use it... it is the same arguent in reverse...
Sometimes I am nice and put it back down, other times, I like it to be a suprise for her.0 -
option A...I pee on the seat...option B...she puts the seat down.
She chose option B.
Neither... pick a husband that has perfect aim and NEVER lifts the seat
He's a rock star!0 -
and where did our 20 pillows come from? I used to have 2...
Get a knife like in "Along came Polly" haha0 -
seriously...how sexist are most home bathrooms?
Without sitting (I mean, c'mon) it's impossible for there not to be some splatter...0 -
I don't think there is a man out there who hasn't missed at one time or another.... late nigth and half asleep, drunk and swaying, morning wood, after sex pee, or the over the shoulder-trying to watch the game pee, we have all hit the seat at one time or another... hell someitmes we hit the floor.. whatever she needed to clean the bathroom anyway... or the dog will get it...option A...I pee on the seat...option B...she puts the seat down.
She chose option B.
Neither... pick a husband that has perfect aim and NEVER lifts the seat
He's a rock star!0 -
option A...I pee on the seat...option B...she puts the seat down.
She chose option B.
Yay options! Bishes love options!0 -
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Damn right! Don't even think about it!0 -
The toilet seat thing is nothing.. I can put the seat down. Now my razor....don't effing touch my razor!!!!!!0
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yeah well, my balls aren't going to shave themselves...The toilet seat thing is nothing.. I can put the seat down. Now my razor....don't effing touch my razor!!!!!!0 -
I don't get the towels.
And the soaps. Decorative soaps. Who uses real bar soap anymore anyways?
A recent trend is homemade natural soaps, the majority of which are bars when complete.0 -
The toilet seat thing is nothing.. I can put the seat down. Now my razor....don't effing touch my razor!!!!!!
Oh ok.. now we are talking. Take my razor, and ill ****ing cut you!0 -
I used to be afraid... But then I read Dune, learning that FEAR is the mind killer. I left the seat up, signifying my stand against husband oppwession... and then the spice (sex in this case) stopped flowing. Once I started putting the seat back down, the spice started to flow again!0
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I used to be afraid... But then I read Dune, learning that FEAR is the mind killer. I left the seat up, signifying my stand against husband oppwession... and then the spice (sex in this case) stopped flowing. Once I started putting the seat back down, the spice started to flow again!
Shoot... take the trash out or do any other chore in the house without me asking..see how fast these panties drop.
Instant turn on0 -
I did, and I didn't hang it up like she had it...
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I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU F-ed UP THE TOWELS! The towels!!! What's wrong with you?!? We had people over for brunch Sunday, I swear he followed me around messing up the pretty pillows and towels and candles and what-not. Wanted to MURDER him!0 -
yeah well, my balls aren't going to shave themselves...The toilet seat thing is nothing.. I can put the seat down. Now my razor....don't effing touch my razor!!!!!!
My awesome razor was not meant for male ball hair! Don't you guys have special reinforced razors for that *kitten*!?0 -
We put the seat and the lid down always in our bathroom. It's just good Feng Shui. So, it doesn't matter who uses the toilet, we all have to lift a piece to use it, and we all put all pieces down.
That's equality.0
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