Men are terrified of women

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taunto
taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
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Don't believe me? Go use one of those decorative towels in the bathroom.

I DARE you!
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  • CaWaterBug8
    CaWaterBug8 Posts: 1,040 Member
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    What have I missed today??
  • taylor5877
    taylor5877 Posts: 1,792 Member
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    I did, and I didn't hang it up like she had it...

    ha
  • taylor5877
    taylor5877 Posts: 1,792 Member
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    and I left the toilet seat up...
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
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    Taunto, you are scared of nuthin.....nuthin I tell you....
  • fleur_de_lis19
    fleur_de_lis19 Posts: 926 Member
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    LOL love this!
    The exact reason why i dont have anything "decorative" in our house. Everything must and can be used.. or ill flip out!
    (can you tell i had a crazy mother?)
  • corn63
    corn63 Posts: 1,580 Member
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    I don't get the towels.

    And the soaps. Decorative soaps. Who uses real bar soap anymore anyways?
  • quixoteQ
    quixoteQ Posts: 484
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    That's where the cooties come from.
  • d8nni
    d8nni Posts: 49 Member
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    Oh yeah, leaving that seat up is a capital offense around my house! I don't know which woman fell down on the job training you taylor5877! P-)
  • fleur_de_lis19
    fleur_de_lis19 Posts: 926 Member
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    Oh yeah, leaving that seat up is a capital offense around my house! I don't know which woman fell down on the job training you taylor5877! P-)

    Grew up in a house full of men, so i always check... Learned my lesson
  • ElectricMayhem
    ElectricMayhem Posts: 214 Member
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    As well you should be love!! :bigsmile:
  • taylor5877
    taylor5877 Posts: 1,792 Member
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    option A...I pee on the seat...option B...she puts the seat down.

    She chose option B.
  • HopefulLeigh
    HopefulLeigh Posts: 363 Member
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    I don't get the towels.

    And the soaps. Decorative soaps. Who uses real bar soap anymore anyways?

    I don't understand the decorative soap. I don't want to waste time trying to figure out what I'm supposed to wash my hands with and then dry them with in my own darn home, so if it's there it's meant to be used.

    Now, leaving the toilet seat up is just not okay. No woman wants to stumble into the bathroom at 2 am and take a swim.
  • AngelsInThighHighs
    AngelsInThighHighs Posts: 247 Member
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    As well you should be love!! :bigsmile:

    Agreed.
  • taylor5877
    taylor5877 Posts: 1,792 Member
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    and where did our 20 pillows come from? I used to have 2...
  • PantalaNagaPampa
    PantalaNagaPampa Posts: 1,031 Member
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    it is just as easy for her to put the seat abck up when uses it as it is for me to put it back down when I use it... it is the same arguent in reverse...

    Sometimes I am nice and put it back down, other times, I like it to be a suprise for her.
  • fleur_de_lis19
    fleur_de_lis19 Posts: 926 Member
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    option A...I pee on the seat...option B...she puts the seat down.

    She chose option B.

    Neither... pick a husband that has perfect aim and NEVER lifts the seat :wink:
    He's a rock star!
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
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    and where did our 20 pillows come from? I used to have 2...

    Get a knife like in "Along came Polly" haha
  • taylor5877
    taylor5877 Posts: 1,792 Member
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    seriously...how sexist are most home bathrooms?

    Without sitting (I mean, c'mon) it's impossible for there not to be some splatter...
  • PantalaNagaPampa
    PantalaNagaPampa Posts: 1,031 Member
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    option A...I pee on the seat...option B...she puts the seat down.

    She chose option B.

    Neither... pick a husband that has perfect aim and NEVER lifts the seat :wink:
    He's a rock star!
    I don't think there is a man out there who hasn't missed at one time or another.... late nigth and half asleep, drunk and swaying, morning wood, after sex pee, or the over the shoulder-trying to watch the game pee, we have all hit the seat at one time or another... hell someitmes we hit the floor.. whatever she needed to clean the bathroom anyway... or the dog will get it...
  • ZombieChaser
    ZombieChaser Posts: 1,555 Member
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    option A...I pee on the seat...option B...she puts the seat down.

    She chose option B.

    Yay options! Bishes love options!

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